What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, mattyq said:

Just got back from a very pleasant little trip to foreign climes and, naturally, thoughts tuned to fry up

Went to local place, Lillys, Dorchester on Thames, £7.50. Tasty but only 1 rasher and 1 sausage and no black pudding but did the trick

 

 

Did you go out with intention of being bummed?

[cloggypop]

That would be a 3 pound 50 small brekky in the Shiraz like. 

[Jairzinho]

The egg and tomato from Ardja's breakfast look like they were dug out of the bin.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

The egg and tomato from Ardja's breakfast look like they were dug out of the bin.

[lifetime fan]

One sausage and one bacon? 

 

And the shit I get on here? 

 

Fucking state of you cunts. 

[Dr Nowt]

If your breakfast isn’t served in an ashtray you can fuck off, for me Clive.

[Numero Veinticinco]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

One sausage and one bacon? 

 

And the shit I get on here? 

 

Fucking state of you cunts. 

I don’t think anybody gave you shit for the quantity of your breakfasts, mate. 

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I don’t think anybody gave you shit for the quantity of your breakfasts, mate. 

Agreed. 

 

[SammyAftershave]

 

Agreed.

[Oh Buoy]

Whoever suggested microwaving scrambled eggs is shit at breakfasts. Fucking state of this... 

[TheHowieLama]

I think you are supposed to stir them a couple of times pal -- not a two minute set and forget.

[Oh Buoy]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

I think you are supposed to stir them a couple of times pal -- not a two minute set and forget.

Easier to just blam it in a pan. 

 

Microwave suggestion: 2/10. 

[TheHowieLama]

Without a doubt -- pro beaner behavior.

[Mook]

26 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Whoever suggested microwaving scrambled eggs is shit at breakfasts. Fucking state of this... 

Tempted to neg this for posting a picture of Phil Jones on the GF.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

I think you are supposed to stir them a couple of times pal -- not a two minute set and forget.

This ^

 

Thoughts https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/03/woman-shares-hack-for-cooking-a-full-english-breakfast-overnight-in-a-slow-cooker-8002524/

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Without a doubt -- pro beaner behavior.

Microwave is anti-beaner. Pan is pro-bean. 

[Oh Buoy]

14 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Microwave is anti-beaner. Pan is pro-bean. 

I've always have and always will be a pro-beaner. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Seasons said:

I've always have and always will be a pro-beaner. 

We all experiment, mate. 

[Anubis]

59 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Whoever suggested microwaving scrambled eggs is shit at breakfasts. Fucking state of this... 

 

Your supposed to put water in and then crack the egg into the water. Works fine if you do it properly.

 

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Whoever suggested microwaving scrambled eggs is shit at breakfasts. Fucking state of this... 

Looks like part of an art installation called BREXIT 2018

[Oh Buoy]

22 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Your supposed to put water in and then crack the egg into the water. Works fine if you do it properly.

 

Water? 

 

When was water a thing in scrambled eggs? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Water? 

 

When was water a thing in scrambled eggs? 

Water =Fluffy

Milk=Creamy

[Tony Moanero]

Water in scrambled eggs? I bet he’s one of those minges who makes porridge with water instead of milk.

[Oh Buoy]

7 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Water =Fluffy

Milk=Creamy

Milk = Creamy and Fluffy. 

[Bjornebye]

So you woke up and thought "I fancy some scrambled eggs, I might try the method that some ming suggested by cooking them in the microwave" then decided to put a nappy in a bowl on full power for 2 minutes? I don't know if I should neg you for considering using a microwave or rep you for being fucking 'out there' man.