Man gives birth!

[rargh]

If you've got pissflaps and you can give birth naturally then you're not a man. Cutting your hair and taking beard tablets doesn't change that.

 

A bird in a Manny Pacquiao mask is still a bird. End fucking of!

[Nick Leeson]

WRSYRW6FLCI

[Stouffer]

FZ1u2_PopPk

[melons]

Spending far too much time reading the DM at the moment, well the comments.

Second pregnant man Scott Moore due to give birth to baby boy next month | Mail Online

 

A transgender couple have revealed they are expecting their first baby in a month’s time.

 

Scott Moore – thought to be only the second ‘pregnant man’ to go public – is due to give birth to a boy in February, with husband Thomas by his side.

 

The couple were both born girls and have undergone surgery to transform their sex.

Thomas Moore

Expecting: Scott Moore, pictured with husband Thomas, is due to give birth next month to a boy. The couple - who were both born as girls - live in California

 

Scott, 30, who is legally married to Thomas because he still has a female birth certificate, says he eagerly looking forward to giving birth.

 

They have decided to call the child ‘Miles’.

 

‘We know some people will criticise us but we are blissfully happy and not ashamed,’ Scott said.

 

The couple, from California, already have two children - Gregg, 12, and Logan, 10 - who Thomas had with a previous female partner who died.

 

The case is similar to that of Thomas Beatie, from Oregon, who made headlines around the world in 2008 when he gave birth to a girl.

Thomas Moore

 

It's a boy! The scan reveals Scott is expecting a boy - which will be named Miles

 

Scott, who started out in life as a girl named Jessica, first realised he wanted to be a man when he hit puberty aged 11.

 

‘When I told my family they thought I was crazy but they gradually realised I was serious and allowed me to start taking male hormones when I was 16 years old,’ he said.

 

His parents paid £4,600 for Scott to have his 36DDD chest removed. However, he could not afford the gender surgery, so still has female organs.

 

Thomas, who used to be called Laura, had a hysterectomy and gender reassignment surgery last year.

Thomas Moore

 

'Not ashamed': Scott and Thomas posted photos of themselves online. They have been together since 2007 after meeting at a support group for transgender men

 

They met in 2005 at a support group meeting for transgender men but lost touch – but saw each other again in 2007.

 

‘We knew we had to be together,’ Scott said. ‘Two months later I gave up my job to live with Thomas and the boys.

 

‘Now they call me “dad two”.’The couple, who live in a four-bedroom house, decided in December 2008 to try for a baby.

 

Scott was inseminated with the sperm of a male friend and fell pregnant in June 2009.

 

‘We were so happy we did what all gay men do when they get excited - we went shopping,’ Thomas said.

Thomas Moore

 

'Two dads': Scott and Thomas with Gregg and Logan at their home in California. Thomas had the boys with a previous female partner who died

 

The couple have dismissed concerns that Miles might be teased at school, saying they are confident they can deal with it.

 

‘We've been through it already,’ Thomas said.

 

‘My son Logan was bullied but now he just says to teasers: “You may have a problem with my two dads but I don't so you're not hurting me”.’

 

Scott plans to have a natural birth at their local hospital. Their doctor and obstetrician have told the medics at the local hospital.

 

First 'pregnant man': Thomas Beatie, born a woman but who lives as a man, from Oregon, gave birth to daughter Susan Juliette Beatie on July 14, 2008

 

‘We didn't want everyone to be shocked when a man turns up to give birth,’ Scott said.‘We found it very difficult to get a doctor and midwife at first. It was hard when people didn't want to treat me.

 

‘No pregnant person should be denied healthcare just because they are a man.’

 

But he added: ‘I'm looking forward to giving birth now. With Thomas at my side everything will be just fine.’

 

Thomas said: ‘We want to show the world that trans-families can be healthy, loving and nurturing.’

 

 

Ok, so both were women, then they became men, but both still fancy men? Does this make them gay or straight or is transgender now a sexuality? This article was head ache inducing to read.

[sloth_frattelli]

Not again.

 

 

The dirty bastards.

[SammyAftershave]

[stevebaby]

My missus reckons childbirth feels exactly like having a watermelon pulled out of your arse. I'm not game to ask how she knows that.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

My missus reckons childbirth feels exactly like having a watermelon pulled out of your arse.

 

I'd say that it was more like a baby being pulled out of your fanny, but each to their own.

[The Special One]

Pulled or pushed? What'd you do to her?

[a stoner]

My missus reckons childbirth feels exactly like having a watermelon pulled out of your arse. I'm not game to ask how she knows that.

 

Wow, I know how much a particularly big shit can hurt but a watermelon ouch!!

Just one question how did the watermelon get in there in the first place? and if it got in then it shouldn't be as painfull coming back out surely?

[Fugitive]

Are they Gay or Lesbian???

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Are they Gay or Lesbian???

 

Yes.

[a stoner]

Are they Gay or Lesbian???

 

Transgendairians?

It's like the trannies fucking a girl then fucking her up the arse!! What the fuck is that all about and does that make them?

[Lucky Pierre]

So no men have given birth yet? Two women who dress up as men give birth and loads of news. Why didn't Jordan think of that?

[stevebaby]

Wow, I know how much a particularly big shit can hurt but a watermelon ouch!!

Just one question how did the watermelon get in there in the first place? and if it got in then it shouldn't be as painfull coming back out surely?

I'm just guessing here, but I assume it would be along the lines of "I was having a shower when the phone rang and when I ran to answer it I slipped on the bathroom floor."

That's the excuse she gave the hospital after the unfortunate incident with the pumpkin, and originality is not her strong point.