Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[cloggypop]

If cosmic ordering existed Noel Edmonds wouldn't.

[Tony Moanero]

Brian Blessed.

[Anubis]

Brian Blessed.

 

[thegreatelephant]

if there was any justice in this world Esther Rantzen would be Queen. thankfully, there isn't.

 

© Fry & Laurie

[VladimirIlyich]

Brian Blessed.

My daughter went to see a television chat show being filmed and he was one of the guests. She hated him,but I am guessing he made fun of the audience and she took it personally to mean her. 'Gordon's Alive.'

[Lee909]

He great

Anyone seen his house?

Its mental him and his wife run a animal sanctuary from their house

 

He has shadow boxed with the Dalai Lama,punched a polar bear and delivered a baby

 

"I rushed across to her, she'd got her legs open ... she knew me in Z Cars, I said 'breathe deeply' and gradually I got the baby out, the head ... so the afterbirth came out, and the clots, I pressed her belly and got rid of the clots, and the afterbirth came out.

 

"Then I bit it loose and tied it into a knot, et cetera and then I just called for help and eventually an ambulance came."

 

While sleeping in his tent one night, he was rudely awakened by the face of a polar bear. Not one to start crying or flee in his thermal pyjamas, Blessed instead smashed the creature in the face with his fist.

 

https://youtu.be/S9c05bvN6Z0

[Tony Moanero]

Lorraine Kelly.

[cloggypop]

Ted Robbins

[Tony Moanero]

Ted Robbins

Never heard of the cunt.

[Mook]

Lorraine Kelly.

 

I was sat next to her on a flight up from London last year & she was reading the Daily Mail, so I can confirm that she is a cunt.

[cloggypop]

Did your boss get jealous for looking at her?

[Mook]

Thankfully fat arse wasn't there or she probably would've have convulsions about being on the same plane as a minor celebrity.

[Dr Nowt]

Turned up at Thatchcunts funeral if I remember correctly!

Thatchcunt is truly in a class of its own.

 

Even worse than Chelshit or Bumteke.

[General Dryness]

She'd probably have teed up a three way. It would be like that scene at the end of Requiem for a Dream, with you as the double headed dildo.

 

On a side note, I'd love to do sex to lorraine kelly. Reckon she'd be great fun in the sack.

[Trumo]

He great

Anyone seen his house?

Its mental him and his wife run a animal sanctuary from their house

 

He has shadow boxed with the Dalai Lama,punched a polar bear and delivered a baby

 

"I rushed across to her, she'd got her legs open ... she knew me in Z Cars, I said 'breathe deeply' and gradually I got the baby out, the head ... so the afterbirth came out, and the clots, I pressed her belly and got rid of the clots, and the afterbirth came out.

 

"Then I bit it loose and tied it into a knot, et cetera and then I just called for help and eventually an ambulance came."

 

While sleeping in his tent one night, he was rudely awakened by the face of a polar bear. Not one to start crying or flee in his thermal pyjamas, Blessed instead smashed the creature in the face with his fist.

 

He bellowed at the bump and frightened the baby into shooting out like a ping pong ball in Pattaya. But that doesn't sound as heoric as the given account.

[Stickman]

.

 

On a side note, I'd love to do sex to lorraine kelly. Reckon she'd be great fun in the sack.

 

 

Nah fuck that have you seen the growler on her?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X73BNKS04xw

[Spy Bee]

Eric Bristow confirming himself as an absolute lad!

[Creator Supreme]

Thatchcunt is truly in a class of its own.

Even worse than Chelshit or Bumteke.

Well pardon me for existing!

[Strontium]

On a side note, I'd love to do sex to lorraine kelly. Reckon she'd be great fun in the sack.

 

Aren't there nudey pics of her circulating around the web?

[lifetime fan]

There was a porno like of her in loaded years ago.

 

Don't think there were any genuine pics.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Thankfully fat arse wasn't there or she probably would've have convulsions about being on the same plane as a minor celebrity.

I'm sure she has convulsions whenever she's near you.

[General Dryness]

Aren't there nudey pics of her circulating around the web?

Yeah, supposedly of her when she was younger. Looks a lot like her but I think they've been debunked.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Maybe pushing the boundaries as regards "famous" but just seen Ed China in Rodeo Drive - wife wanted to go and have a spy, anyway I'm pointing at him as he walks past stuttering to the wife - there's that what's his name off the car program and the big lanky fucker just blanked us. His bird was alright tho, and there was no sign of the little chirpy cockney cunt.

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

Pippa Middleton. Jumped up thundercunt

[ZonkoVille77]

Pippa Middleton. Jumped up thundercunt

 

Clean box I call her. I'd say she has an immaculately groomed box. Not a hint of a smell. I'm imaging a faint sniff of Lavender or Honeysuckle.