Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[Section_31]

I've always 'known' that Jenny Frost from Atomic Kitten is a cunt, I've no reason to think it and haven't read any stories about her behaviour - but when I look at her I just think 'Aye she's fit, but I reckon she's a right cunt'.

 

I also get the same vibe with Kim Marsh/Ryder/whatever and Hugh Grant for some reaosn too.

 

He comes over all 'gosh' but I reckon he freaks out about daft shit, like if you were working in a shop and you didn't stock the kind of water he wants I reckon he'd start doleing out loads of abuse and calling you 'a stupid silly man'.

[Woo]

Jenny Frost has had a boob job, I read that in Zoo.

 

FACT!

[Section_31]

Jenny Frost has had a boob job, I read that in Zoo.

 

FACT!

 

She needed one to be fair, she had a chest like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

[JohnnyH]

Craig Charles always struck me as a cunt.

[Woo]

She needed one to be fair, she had a chest like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

 

Ive not seen that film but I imagine he was very flat chester, so therefore I still get the jist of the joke :lol:

[Section_31]

Ive not seen that film but I imagine he was very flat chester, so therefore I still get the jist of the joke :lol:

 

[Monkeywool]

Chris Evans

Sue Barker

Gary Linekar

Alan Titchmarsh

Fern Britton

Phil Schofield

Davina McCall.

[WaltonRed]

Jenny Frost has had a boob job, I read that in Zoo.

 

FACT!

 

WE NEED PICS!

[Remmie]

I guarantee someone won't get this thread and list cunts and the reasons for them being cunts.

[grazywalker]

Noel Edmunds

Fred the weather man

Mickey Mouse

[RJ Fan club]

I reckon Melvin Bragg and John Craven are probably cunts. I no reason to back this up, the just seem like twats to me. They strike me as the type of blokes who moan that they can't get a decent Merlot or Rioja on location, probably refuse to speak to prodcution staff or the public if approcahed. That type of thing.

[Stu Monty]

I guarantee someone won't get this thread and list cunts and the reasons for them being cunts.

 

A certainty.

 

Steve Coogan has always struck me as someone who could be a right cunt if you met him.

[Section_31]

Trevor McDonald, seems like a nice bloke but probably very 'propper' and easily flustered, this could backfire in certain situations IMO and result in extreme abuse.

 

"You're a ghastly northern man, absolutely ghastly!"

Edited July 2, 2008 by Section_31

[Elmyn Noos]

Kirsty Young is probably a right cunt. A fit one, but a cunt nonetheless.

[Woo]

Jay Z is a proper cunting twat because he is a rapper. Rappers are cunts!

[Thants]

I know for a fact Natasha Kaplinkski (sp.) is.

Decided to jump a sandwich queue because 'she was hungry and in a rush' follow by 'do you know who I am'.

I should have Dando'd her there and then.

[Bourbon]

My mate Arv is an NHS ENT Consultant and was on duty at Alder Hey end of the last season when the LFC lads came round...

 

To a man the foreign boys were gents; Kuyt, Babel, Sami H, Riise, Bob, Xabi and Pepe, Crouchy, Jermaine Pennant all very smiley, chatty, photos, autogrpahs.

 

At the back and about to be "spoken to" by Arv for being overheard effing and jeffing on the ward were....

 

Mr Kewell and Mr Gerrard; the former attending to his mobile throughout, the latter as miserable as war.

 

So them.

[Elmyn Noos]

Three contenders and counting for the Remmie Award.

[Bourbon]

I reckon Steve Ryder is probably a right twat, when brushed past on a petrol station forecourt.

[JohnnyH]

Gandhi

[Elmyn Noos]

Madeleine McCann. Waste of a decent shovel, I bet.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*what? They've closed the case. She's fair game.

[Nick Leeson]

The Queen. I reckon she's like Naomi Campbell as soon as she's stopped waving and the cameras are off.

[Stu Monty]

The Queen. I reckon she's like Naomi Campbell as soon as she's stopped waving and the cameras are off.

 

Black?

[Remmie]

I reckon Kofi Annan is a right miser and part time cunt. You can't spell cunt without UN. So that.

[Nick Leeson]

Black?

yep. As a golliwog.

 

And violent and mouthy with the swearing and the mobile phone armed batterings.