Johnny Depp

[Ted]

Far too cool for school.

[RedKnight]

.Depp.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Doesn't ascend into the Gyllenhall cool stakes though.

[Ted]

Ascend? He fucking transcends.

 

Coolest mofo on the planet. And I totally would.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Ascend? He fucking transcends.

 

Naa, who's Depp anyway? Just some pirate or something. Gyllenhall was Darko.

 

 

I actually quite like and admire Johnny Depp.

[Ted]

Johnny Depp can do no wrong. Plus, he never ages.

[Guest thePoet]

Donnie Brasco?

[Chris]

I would.

[Ted]

Join the line.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Join the line.

 

Do you mean that literally? Who'd be Lucky Pierre?

[Ted]

I don't know what that means. I'd totally be Jack Twist to his Enis DelMar.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Urban Dictionary: lucky pierre

[Ted]

Totally.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Totally.

 

Niiice.

[Ted]

. Depp.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Johnny Depp's wife accuses him of assault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36403396

[Duff Man]

. Deck.

[Champ]

Johnny Depp's wife accuses him of assault

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36403396

I never thought for a minute there'd be a Johnny Depp thread on here when he came up the other week

[JohnnyH]

He kind of comes across like he's trying to be too cool these days. Like a bloated version of Captain Jack. A bit of a fanny in fact.

[Champ]

He kind of comes across like he's trying to be too cool these days. Like a bloated version of Captain Jack. A bit of a fanny in fact.

I was quite shocked how he awful he looked on Graham Norton the other week. It was no surprise to hear allegations like these today

[cloggypop]

Reminds me of when Mickey Rourke lost it only without the boxing and the acting skills.

 

Don't reckon he's got a The Wrestler in him.

[Strontium]

He's a fucking mess. The heroic consumption of booze, drugs and fags have ultimately taken their toll, just like they have on his exes Paradis and Moss (though Winona seems strangely immune).

[Boss]

He's a fucking mess. The heroic consumption of booze, drugs and fags have ultimately taken their toll, just like they have on his exes Paradis and Moss (though Winona seems strangely immune).

 

Winona looked about fifteen in her late twenties, her face is finally catching up to her real age now though.

 

 

Still would obviously.

[Lario]

Heard used to like him.

 

[Anubis]

It's amazing how a bit of domestic violence can change a girl's mind....

 

I can see what SD means though. A quick Google image search for Paradis reveals a vampire in need of a blood bank. She looks awful.