Rosie Webster Tribute Thread

[Tony Moanero]

she does than annoying pout thing which loads of girls i know on facebook do. in every.fucking.picture

 

you look like a fish.  idiot

 

fuck off and stop it. 

Some women look sexy as fuck when they pout, but most just look like they're not all there.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

That. Is. Gross.

 

I like it.

[Dr Nowt]

I think it's fair to say that when a group of lads on an internet forum are discussing hypothetically nailing soap opera/Page 3 blart, credibility has already been stretched somewhat.

 

Or did Rape mean in terms of fucking her to death?  In fairness, I haven't watched Corrie since I was a kid, but I had seen via the press that they'd tried to make it more gritty.

[Woo]

[Dr Nowt]

Aye, nothing more than a tit hanger, that lass. Thing is, her tits is really quite nice. I'd shag her senseless, but only if she promised not to talk to me afterwards.

 

Just noticed you wrote this in the style of Worzel Gummidge.

 

A cuppa tea and a slice a' cock, Aunt 'elen?

[Mathewbet1]

I'd quite happily deposit seaman into her stink box. 

[Dr Nowt]

I'd quite happily deposit seaman into her stink box. 

 

This wasn't your request, was it?

 

http://radiofail.wordpress.com/2010/07/19/fabulous-bbc-porn-film-request/

[Anubis]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, you siaaid Rosie Webster.....

[Dr Nowt]

Whoever said dogs look like their owners eh.

[Dougie Do'ins]

She's on 8 Out Of 10 cats tonight.

[Dougie Do'ins]

She's on 8 out of ten cats tonight.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Telling me twice aint gonna make me put Channel 4 on Dougie. No fucking way.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

When she speaks, everything remotely sexy about her ends.

[Chip Butty]

When she speaks, everything remotely sexy about her ends.

 

Shoving something in her mouth would put a stop to that.

[Section_31]

All this brouhaha about personalities and intelligence etc, catch yourself on, simmer down, and just appreciate god's work - exemplary tits.

[Strontium]

Beautiful and thick - the perfect combination.

 

If you want something to stimulate your brain, sleep with the Encyclopaedia Britannia.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Did that once. Educational sex rocks.

[General Dryness]

Beautiful and thick - the perfect combination.

 

If you want something to stimulate your brain, sleep with the Encyclopaedia Britannia.

 

Dunno about that, how do you even start explaining the pages of that book being stuck together?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Another one for the collection.

 

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[Bjornebye]

Her agent needs to be telling her to get a sex video ready before people forget who she is 

[Tj hooker]

Another one for the collection.

 

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Holy moley I fucking would

 

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[Tony Moanero]

Real fits > fake tits

[General Dryness]

Her agent needs to be telling her to get a sex video ready before people forget who she is 

 

Wants to get it all out for Playboy, apparently.

 

Make it happen Hef.

[Alan Sex]

Dunno about that, how do you even start explaining the pages of that book being stuck together?

Use the book, unless you chose that particular page...

 

masturbation, manipulation of the genital organs for pleasure, usually to orgasm. The term masturbation generally connotes self-manipulation, but it can also be used to describe manipulation of or by a sexual partner, exclusive of sexual intercourse. Once the object of extravagant superstitions and severe taboos, masturbation by adults was frowned upon in the majority of premodern societies. Christian moral teaching condemned it as the sin of Onan, who in the Old Testament was censured for spilling his seed; and the Roman Catholic church still officially condemns masturbation as a mortal sin.

 

The American researcher Alfred Kinsey and others estimated that at mid-20th century at least 92 percent of all American males and 70–80 percent of all females have indulged in masturbation, and European studies show comparable figures.

 

The stigma against masturbation is decreasing, and many students of sexual behaviour extoll its virtues as being healthy, pleasurable, sedative, and a release of tension. Masturbation is a widely used element in sex therapy.

[Alan Sex]

Real fits > fake tits

Can't beat an epileptic!