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Remmie

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RoboRiise Grand Master

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I see that Scott Alexander cunt and his Lambo around the Lowry Hotel occasionally, which is next door to my office. I cannot look at him, or a picture of him, without laughing - he is the single most ridiculous-looking twat in the North West.

 

I can't even begin to grasp what is going on in his head when he looks at himself in the mirror in the morning. Fake tan: check. Receding 'roid hair: Check. Face like a leather handbag: Check. Yep, lookin' good there Scotty boy, lookin' good.

 

How the fuck this utter biff can allegedly offer lifestyle advice to the stars is beyond me. I reckon they're stringing him along for shits and giggles myself; I can just see Posh and Beckham sitting in the house bored shitless, scoffing Vesta curries in front of the telly and David saying "Fancy a laugh Vicky? Let's get that daft orange cunt over again..."

 

Next time I see the cunt, I'll ask him if he got Tom's e-mail.

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I see that Scott Alexander cunt and his Lambo around the Lowry Hotel occasionally, which is next door to my office. I cannot look at him, or a picture of him, without laughing - he is the single most ridiculous-looking twat in the North West.

 

I can't even begin to grasp what is going on in his head when he looks at himself in the mirror in the morning. Fake tan: check. Receding 'roid hair: Check. Face like a leather handbag: Check. Yep, lookin' good there Scotty boy, lookin' good.

 

How the fuck this utter biff can allegedly offer lifestyle advice to the stars is beyond me. I reckon they're stringing him along for shits and giggles myself; I can just see Posh and Beckham sitting in the house bored shitless, scoffing Vesta curries in front of the telly and David saying "Fancy a laugh Vicky? Let's get that daft orange cunt over again..."

 

Next time I see the cunt, I'll ask him if he got Tom's e-mail.

 

This greatly amused me and made me laugh.

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I can't even begin to grasp what is going on in his head when he looks at himself in the mirror in the morning. Fake tan: check. Receding 'roid hair: Check. Face like a leather handbag: Check. Yep, lookin' good there Scotty boy, lookin' good.

 

He'd either pull 9/10ths of Liverpool women looking like that, judging by recent threads on here, or he'd be propositioned by a boss-eyed trackied-up scall thinking he'd give the lanky wideload burst-armband-titted bird a go seeing as all the WAG clones have fucked him off.

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There were a good few Guidos in that Danish team we played last year, Pete.

 

There sure was.

 

One of them broke his hand on one of those "how hard can you punch" machines in town later that night.

 

Oh and they got promoted that season. Must have been the quality of opposition in their preseason.

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