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Regardless of them looking like a complete set of cunts. They dont look to be doing too bad with the ladies. Pretty fit ones as well. I dont think you'd get much conversation out of them like, but defo worth a screw!

 

Dumb girls flock to Guidos. I use it more as a intelligence test.

 

What did her last 'man' look like? Oh snap! A Guido! Well... I won't be calling her back.

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I couldn't help it, I had to email that Scott Alexander penis.

 

"Dear Needle Dick,

 

You are without a doubt the most masivefucking cunt I've ever seen in my whole life! You're a guido, you pluck your eyebrows, you wear make up, AND you're a Manc!! That's a truly disgusting combination of filth right there.

 

I hope you get burnt in a fire.

 

Love always

 

Thomas x

 

PS. That bird in that picture. I've bummed her. I wouldn't bother going there again fella, as you can't put a tack where a nail has been, know what I mean?"

 

 

Await response.

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I couldn't help it, I had to email that Scott Alexander penis.

 

"Dear Needle Dick,

 

You are without a doubt the most masivefucking cunt I've ever seen in my whole life! You're a guido, you pluck your eyebrows, you wear make up, AND you're a Manc!! That's a truly disgusting combination of filth right there.

 

I hope you get burnt in a fire.

 

Love always

 

Thomas x

 

PS. That bird in that picture. I've bummed her. I wouldn't bother going there again fella, as you can't put a tack where a nail has been, know what I mean?"

 

 

Await response.

 

He He.

The only thing I think you missed Tom was a few personal power phrases, other than that well said.

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I couldn't help it, I had to email that Scott Alexander penis.

 

"Dear Needle Dick,

 

You are without a doubt the most masivefucking cunt I've ever seen in my whole life! You're a guido, you pluck your eyebrows, you wear make up, AND you're a Manc!! That's a truly disgusting combination of filth right there.

 

I hope you get burnt in a fire.

 

Love always

 

Thomas x

 

PS. That bird in that picture. I've bummed her. I wouldn't bother going there again fella, as you can't put a tack where a nail has been, know what I mean?"

 

 

Await response.

 

 

Tomarse at his best. Superb. Superb. :lol: :lol:

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