Name our cat

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Willy

 

I'm sure there's some joke in there somewhere.

 

 

Yeah cant take you anywhere.

[rondeco]

Toshiba

[rondeco]

Massey ferguson

[rb14]

Thanks Zeke. I aim to please.

 

What about (inevitably)...

 

Scat?

 

This made me smile.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

two cats 1 cup ??

[Thants]

that's gotta be the winner

I'm half wanting RiS to not go with it just so I can give it the name for my new one when this ones dead (in about 7 years).

[RJ Fan club]

Francis Rossi

[Strontium]

Mandoo.

[Victor Ganges]

Shaft

[Big Ig]

It's got to be something that's funny as fuck for you to hear when your kids are shouting for it to come in at night, but that they don't really get and Swedes won't understand.

[RedinSweden]

Shaft

 

I like this one.

 

I spoke to my kids last night and they have all agreed on a name.

 

Rinus. What the fuck? ponounced reenus. If the call it that i am going to be forced to call it pinus.

 

I'll call it what I want anyway.

[Remmie]

Loving Ocean Finance, not quite sure why. Oh and it's not called Rinus- it's name - like all names will be decided by popular vote on a poll here, remembering to tick the display votes box.

 

Jimmy Shit cat

The real Barry Scott

Cilit Bang

Clit Bang

Mr T

Huggy bear

Mexican fighting cat

Fat knacker

Shut up & sit down

Soapy tit cat

Whiskers McGonical (a relation of the good man skidfingers)

Edwin Congo

Woot

Arf

Norway sucks

Tramp

The Gimp

Twat

Furrdy-Gurdy

Snarf

Remmington Jewstein

 

Or how about a dances with wolves name

Shits-in-corner

Sets-face-on-fire

Smasher-of-backdoors

Sith-Lord-of-Sweden

twatter-of-mice

[Remmie]

Oi Shitlash, I demand you give Kudos to my stunning array of cat names above

[RedinSweden]

Loving Ocean Finance, not quite sure why. Oh and it's not called Rinus- it's name - like all names will be decided by popular vote on a poll here, remembering to tick the display votes box.

 

Jimmy Shit cat

The real Barry Scott

Cilit Bang

Clit Bang

Mr T

Huggy bear

Mexican fighting cat

Fat knacker

Shut up & sit down

Soapy tit cat

Whiskers McGonical (a relation of the good man skidfingers)

Edwin Congo

Woot

Arf

Norway sucks

Tramp

The Gimp

Twat

Furrdy-Gurdy

Snarf

Remmington Jewstein

 

Or how about a dances with wolves name

Shits-in-corner

Sets-face-on-fire

Smasher-of-backdoors

Sith-Lord-of-Sweden

twatter-of-mice

 

as ordered i will give you kudos. the bolded ones are my personal favourites, but that is a top notch collection. I think furrdy-gurdy is my absolute favourite.

[robbief]

i think normal names are boss for animals. like that horse, i think it was called simon?

 

i had a rabbit called peter (peter rabbit, get it?) and my dog is called olliver but we call it ollie. i might start calling it alan or ian, great animal names. i might even buy a cat just so i can call it mexican fighting cat. imagine that with the people next door.

 

'whats your cats name?' - 'mexican fighting cat'........'here mexican fighting cat, here mexican fighting cat'

[sh#t waffle]

Steve French

[Dirk]

Mongstock or just plain Mong.

[Remmie]

Steve French

Great shout. Only a handful of people here will get that.

[Juniper]

Captain Cat

Reg

Frank the Cat

The thing that goes Meow

Arsey

Poop machine

Cat, CaCatCatcat

 

Take your pick out of those

[Ted]

Fidel Cat-sro.

 

Pablo Es-cat-bar.

 

David Dickinson.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Bummed hard by a stalker

 

Take your pick out of those

 

Thats the winner for me....or CatinSweden is also ace.

[Section_31]

Felis Cattus the third

 

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,

an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?

Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses

contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

 

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

a singular development of cat communications

that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

 

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;

you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.

And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,

it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

 

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display

connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[Juniper]

Thats the winner for me....or CatinSweden is also ace.

 

 

Before I am bundled back into the transit van I will say one last thing....

 

You nasty man!

 

I'm off

[tokyojoe]

Name him after our one that's been missing for over a year.

 

Mr. Bollocks

[RedinSweden]

Meet Dexter.