You lying get..

[alles ist gut]

I once got sent a stool sample by Postman Pat but it wasn't even his, as it did not taste of the rain.

 

You lying get, you only get sent junk mail from youneverevenhadppi.com.

 

I invented the Caramac bar as a means to torture chocolate-loving UVF members in the 1970s

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You lying get, you only get sent junk mail from youneverevenhadppi.com.

 

I invented the Caramac bar as a means to torture chocolate-loving UVF members in the 1970s

You lying get.  You only invented the Caramac wrapper as a small-scale prototype for those foil blankets they put on marathon runners and disaster victims.

 

There is a series of craters on the dark side of the moon that form an accurate representation of my turgid todger and hairy happysack.

[SilverSong]

You lying get. You only invented the Caramac wrapper as a small-scale prototype for those foil blankets they put on marathon runners and disaster victims.

 

There is a series of craters on the dark side of the moon that form an accurate representation of my turgid todger and hairy happysack.

You lying get. Pink Floyds originally titled Craters on the dark side of the moon was a vivid representation of my lurid lodgers lairy nappysack.

 

Once whilst festooned on Hilbre Island I inadvertently invented the Digital Visible Disc but it didnt catch on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You lying get. Pink Floyds originally titled Craters on the dark side of the moon was a vivid representation of my lurid lodgers lairy nappysack.

 

Once whilst festooned on Hilbre Island I inadvertently invented the Digital Visible Disc but it didnt catch on.

You lying get - you got VD on Hilbre Island from a fat lass you met in a Hoylake chippy.

 

I know this, because it was once the subject of a bet I had with my mate Alastair Chandler.  As a forfeit for losing the bet, I made him join the Antiques Roadshow as a clock expert, despite his crippling chronomentrophobia.