Women vs the Premiership

[m0e]

FULHAM - CHARLOTTE CHURCH: - Proof that money cant by you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow

 

BIRMINGHAM - PAMELA ANDERSON: - Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to

 

WIGAN - DAVINA McCALL: - Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability

 

PORTSMOUTH - GIRLS ALOUD: - Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it; you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

 

SUNDERLAND - KERRY KATONA: - Once the peoples favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted- now disappear back from whence you came, please

 

SPURS - KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: - Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.

 

EVERTON - DANNI MINOGUE: - The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

 

:D

 

ARSENAL- JORDAN: - Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

 

NEWCASTLE - JODIE MARSH: - Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete @ higher level.

 

ASTON VILLA - DIDO: - Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

 

LIVERPOOL - SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: - Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

 

CHELSEA - RACHAEL STEVENS: - You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

 

BOLTON - CLARE BALDING: - You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on Earth

[Guest Kop_Some_Bong]

Where's that from?

[m0e]

Where's that from?

 

Email i got off a saints fan

[The Chief]

:D very good mate, but i'd change one, everton=joan crawford always bragged about being one of the first stars....but been dead for years now