Beans on a fry up

[Evelyn Tentions]

Maybe this guy has the answers.

 

He's written a book

 

Not the answers. The problems.

Pervert.

[PestiRed]

The sausage looks like a burnt dick

You been noshing Simon Weston again?

[Anubis]

This is an absolute disgrace, quite frankly. 

 

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/pub-now-serving-gravy-full-13709718

 

 

 

A sausage? One egg? Nine pounds fifty? Gravy? Fuck off Birmingham.

 

 

scruffy scruffy cunts 

 

 

Birmingham. No surprise there. Fucking deviants.

 

 

It's not actually Birmingham. It was just reported in the Birmingham Mail.

 

It is in fact The Old Bookshop in North Street, Bristol. Which explains a lot. Being Bristol, Col has probably stuck his knob in the gravy.

[Bjornebye]

It's not actually Birmingham. It was just reported in the Birmingham Mail.

 

It is in fact The Old Bookshop in North Street, Bristol. Which explains a lot. Being Bristol, Col has probably stuck his knob in the gravy.

 

 

I don't know why you quoted my post. I didn't even mention Birmingham. 

 

 

Oh hang on. 

[Anubis]

I just assumed that you were talking about Birmingham....

[General Dryness]

Same difference Nubes. All deviants.

[TheHowieLama]

are you from Birmingham, you wanker

[Pureblood]

If you have any questions please get in touch:
Tel: 0117 953 5222
Email: ben@theoldbookshop.co.uk

[aRdja]

Here we go.....

 

 

Venue: Jacks @ The Junction

Area: Clapham Junction

Price: £8.75

 

I swapped out beans for black pudding. Very enjoyable. Nice sausages... my only complaint is the bacon was a bit dry.

[Pureblood]

That looks pretty good to me although there are lofty standards around here so I'm not sure praise will be high all round.

 

No beans - big tick

Two sausages (albeit quite small) - big tick

 

The rest all looks good, personally I would avoid the black pudding and tomato.

 

It's an 8/10 from me. 

[mattyq]

I'd be happy with that apart from the size of the sausages

[Numero Veinticinco]

The toast is ridiculous, looking like it had butter thrown at its general direction from across the road. The sausages are cocktail sausages, even if they look tasty you’re getting ripped off. Bacon looks dry. The tomato is a joke, and an unfunny one at that. The eggs being that shape is suspect. I’m sorry that those who know about beans haven’t been able to convince you.

 

6/10.

[Mook]

The egg looks shit, mushrooms are for baby rapists, sausages look weird, nobody needs four slices of toast with a fry up & where are the fucking beans?

 

3/10

[Pureblood]

The egg looks shit, mushrooms are for baby rapists, sausages look weird, nobody needs four slices of toast with a fry up & where are the fucking beans?

 

3/10

 

There are two slices of toast.  

 

The beans aren't there because they're reserved for the Weinsteins of this world.

[TheHowieLama]

One of your better efforts - all the stuff you want is there - the stuff you dont is not.

 

Echo the sentiments on the egg  - obviously done in a ring and over as well - eggs should always be done sunny side up and a little loose. 

 

Also the size of your sausage must be a concern for you.

[Mook]

There are two slices of toast.

 

The beans aren't there because they're reserved for the Weinsteins of this world.

 

 

There are quite clearly four slices of toast on that plate.

[Pureblood]

There are quite clearly four slices of toast on that plate.

 

Wouldn't want to see you on Countdown. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

One slice of toast:

 

 

And here is four times the amount for gready bastards:

 

[Mook]

Two slices of toast cut in half? Ok, I can see your point.

 

Another thing, you can get an amazing fry up here for about £4 in a greasy spoon. London is a fucking pisstake. "Here's a minature sausage & some fungus, now give me nine quid you fucking slag.".

 

Bastards.

[Tony Moanero]

Bethnal Green, London - Cafe 338 and E Pellicci.

 

Both did and probably still do a decent cooked breakfast for a reasonable price.

[Pureblood]

Two slices of toast cut in half? Ok, I can see your point.

 

Another thing, you can get an amazing fry up here for about £4 in a greasy spoon. London is a fucking pisstake. "Here's a minature sausage & some fungus, now give me nine quid you fucking slag.".

 

Bastards.

 

Yeah London is out there on its own as the rip-off capital of the world. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Terry's Cafe

http://www.terryscafe.co.uk/

[Pureblood]

No.

[TheHowieLama]

Hell No.

 

Terry should open up a dry cleaners.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Mushrooms!!! Disgusting