What I Really Mean...

[Bjornebye]

Free Spirit - Lazy Cunt 

[Megadrive Man]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'm an independent woman - I'm rude and cry at night over wine because I can't hold a boyfriend down because I'm such a fucking nightmare.

Fixed.

[Megadrive Man]

New year new me = I'm an attention seeker and I'm still going to be the exact same annoying cunt I've always been.

[Elite]

Hot headed - wife beater.

[Bjornebye]

Adrenaline junkie - done a sky dive once 

[JagSquared]

Party Girl - seen more action than Stalingrad.

[Carvalho Diablo]

"With all due respect..."

 

Uh oh, you're not going to like this.

[Evelyn Tentions]

A couple of old Australian ones.

 

Tired and emotional

Pissed as a parrot, used in the past for politicians.

 

A well known racing identity.

Major underworld figure

[redheart]

Confirmed bachelor means Tom Cruise and John Travolta

[manwiththestick]

44 minutes ago, redheart said:

Confirmed bachelor means Tom Cruise and John Travolta

Scientologists?

[Strontium]

"Proud parent" - I would sooner have an exploratory laparotomy than exchange pleasantries with someone who doesn't have children

[Bjornebye]

"I love animals" - Eats cheese 

 

[Chip Butty]

He’s a precocious talent - spoiled little twat who needs a slap. 

[Strontium]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

"I love animals" - Eats cheese 

 

I don't love animals though. Also there's no animals in cheese, thought you should know.

[Trumo]

It's not you, it's me = It IS you.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

I don't love animals though. Also there's no animals in cheese, thought you should know.

 

Calm down Sarah Moulds. 

[TheHowieLama]

I don't love animals though = neglected as a child

[A Red]

On 25/08/2023 at 20:00, Bruce Spanner said:

'I'm up for ANYTHING, Baby.' when whispered in your ear by a strumpet in a provincial nightclub- 'Twenty minutes, lights off, missionary, none anal or oral dissapointment'

Provincial?

 

Is Liverpool provincial? Wheres the border?

[Mudface]

"I'm practically vegetarian."

 

Except for fish. Well, wild salmon. And chicken if it's free range. Burgers and ribs, well they're offcuts anyway, practically offal, no one would eat them otherwise.

 

LOOK, JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING VEAL, OK? 

[YorkshireRed]

“I’ll come for one”

 

= I’ll be rolling home at 2am and spending the day in the doghouse. 

[JagSquared]

In this workplace we’re like a family - we will underpay you, over work you all the while guilt tripping you into thinking your letting everyone else down.

[Captain Turdseye]

11 hours ago, Strontium said:

"Proud parent" - I would sooner have an exploratory laparotomy than exchange pleasantries with someone who doesn't have children

Nonsense, this one. I don’t generally type or use that phrase but I’ve got no problem with anyone that has/does.

 

Being proud of your kids is one of the best feelings you can possibly have. 

[Trumo]

FACT! = Opinion.

[Remmie]

I like beans on my breakfast = I molest owls

[Creator Supreme]

On 27/08/2023 at 17:25, Remmie said:

I like beans on my breakfast = I molest owls

Right fucknuts, you're getting dangerously close to a County Road KFC straightener...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...which you will win without breaking sweat!