Other Football 2023/24

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Martinez is a total prick.  He's basically Jordan Pickford, if Pickford was a goalkeeper.

[Reckoner]

It’s pretty hilarious how there’s never a 12.30pm  Saturday game if Liverpool aren’t available. Then you look at next Saturday. I mean even the likes of Putin or Burlesconi made a token effort to disguise their corruption. Robert Mugabe went to all the effort of those pretend elections but TNT sport can’t be arsed faking it.

[Tenfolder]

21 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

How does it compare to Palace last week?

 

Palace were missing what id say is two key players In Guehi and Docoure and I guess Joel Ward, Wolves are missing Dawson, Neto, Cunha, Semedo, ait nouri and lemina(plus Bellegarde but dont think he's really featured for them).

[Scott_M]

1 hour ago, George Costanza said:

Another Arsenal opponent with an injury crisis.  Would be interesting to see how mnay full strength opposition teams they have faced over the last two seasons - I don't think it'll be many.

Given who the mancs were missing against us, I don’t think we can complain. 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Martinez acted a complete prick around that World Cup shootout. I read he was a prick again the other night…

 

… but that picture will never be anything less than hilarious. 

 

It is a fitting historical memory for that tournament.

[Scott_M]

Merson is hilarious on Sky today. Even more tongue tied than ever and can’t pronounce any of the players names. 

[Lee909]

Fuck off Luton

Useless fuckers will keep Everton up no matter what happens to them. They could probably lose another 5pts and survive

[Kevin D]

18 hours ago, clangers said:

He's probably waiting for the City or Madrid jobs to open up in the next 12-18 months. On the assumption City aren't in League 2 by then.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

32 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Merson is hilarious on Sky today. Even more tongue tied than ever and can’t pronounce any of the players names. 

He gets paid for that.

[Chocoholic]

Friday editorial meeting...

Sky: Come on, Merse, you've got to up the 'stupid' or we'll get Micah Richards in to replace you!

 

Today

Merson: "Fdhs lfigh hrje rotifj oofnthr odjh anpm (giggle giggle) I can't pronounce any of these names, Jeff'

 

Presenter: Err, Jeff left last season, Merse.

[Elite]

Richards is pretty much on every fucking channel. Sky, BBC and the foreign ones as well.

 

I don't understand why he's so popular.

[magicrat]

27 minutes ago, Elite said:

Richards is pretty much on every fucking channel. Sky, BBC and the foreign ones as well.

 

I don't understand why he's so popular.

Is it his good looks and stylish barnet that resembles an upturned watering can perched on his head.

[clangers]

33 minutes ago, Elite said:

Richards is pretty much on every fucking channel. Sky, BBC and the foreign ones as well.

 

I don't understand why he's so popular.

Pretty blindly pro City as well. Looking forward to see his reaction if they're convicted of their 115 outstanding offences.

[Special K]

Why do channels keep using Jermaine fucking Jenas too? An absolute no-mark footballer who's always a co-commentator who gives no insight to the game, just describes what you've just seen

[Special K]

What a ball from de Bruyne then

[halewood pete]

Just now, Special K said:

What a ball from de Bruyne then

He is class

[AdamD]

Chelsea are not going to get a single 50/50 decision from Oliver

[magicrat]

Not a bad game so far tbf 

[polymerpunkah]

Jackson one-on-one with the keeper and he effectively runs it into the corner.

 

 

[Scott_M]

3 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Jackson one-on-one with the keeper and he effectively runs it into the corner.

 

 

Nunez would have just scooped that over the keeper…… and the bar…… and the arch. 

[Scott_M]

Not really arsed who wins, they’re just be the lesser of 2 evils in the final (Coventry won’t beat the mancs).

 

I just hope it goes to extra time. 

[Scott_M]

Given both sides play in blue, all lot of people wearing red there today…

[Anubis]

Was that City fan emulating what he thought was a football chant, or saying a Tibetan prayer?

 

All performative because he knew there was a camera on him, which he kept looking at.

[Anubis]

Oh Christ, it’s Richards and his rugby ball-shaped head.

[Scott_M]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Was that City fan emulating what he thought was a football chant, or saying a Tibetan prayer?

 

All performative because he knew there was a camera on him, which he kept looking at.

This bozo? If I was told it was his first ever football game, I’d believe you…