Taylor Swift at Anfield

[Bob]

Righto, might not be the biggest news to many, but this will be everything to my little girl and there’s every likelihood the next 12 months will have some shit in them, so - in addition to me putting my name in the had through the club registration, and me asking the fella I sit next to to do the same, if anyone at all has any inside contacts that could possibly pull a string or two to help smooth a route to tickets, could they just keep me in mind.

 

cheers, that’s all.

[Creator Supreme]

Can she play centre back?

[Kevin D]

Sickening.

[Bruce Spanner]

Probably best to just demolish it after they've left to be sure.

[House of Dirk]

More appearances than Arthur

[manwiththestick]

I think she's a great pop artist.

[Pete]

That’s her off the bloos playlists 

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

That’s her off the bloos playlists 

They'd have boycotted her yonks ago when she released the album Red.

[Strontium]

34 minutes ago, Pete said:

That’s her off the bloos playlists 

 

Think that ship sailed a while ago

 

 

EDIT: fuck me, learn to read to the end of the thread Strontium you stupid twat

[dave u]

Adrianna rang me today screaming hysterically down the phone. I thought she was being attacked but it was because of this announcement. The kid is completely obsessed to the point that she's made me dislike Taylor Swift when I used to quite like some of her stuff. Now I resent her because I have to live with it 24/7 and it's massively irritating.

 

Her fans are batshit mental, completely obsessive about anything to do with her. It's like a cult.

[Red Phoenix]

I think this would work out a lot better if this Swift woman could get someone like Meshuggah as a support act. It'd probably be good for her fans too to have something more diverse to listen to before she arrives on stage.

[Megadrive Man]

Never heard of the cunt.

[3 Stacks]

2 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

Never heard of the cunt.

The tribes in the furthest reaches of the Amazon have probably heard of her.

[Guest]

Destined to be subbed at half time with a pulled hamstring or two.

[VladimirIlyich]

This is not the glamorous pre season friendly I had in mind. A significant risk of groin strains too.

[Jairzinho]

10 hours ago, Pete said:

That’s her off the bloos playlists 

 

10 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

They'd have boycotted her yonks ago when she released the album Red.

 

9 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Think that ship sailed a while ago

 

 

EDIT: fuck me, learn to read to the end of the thread Strontium you stupid twat

 

Looks like you're all wrong.

 

9 hours ago, dave u said:

Her fans are batshit mental, completely obsessive about anything to do with her. It's like a cult.

 

[Baresi]

I have it on good authority that Springsteen and Rod Stewart will be announced shortly.

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Baresi said:

I have it on good authority that Springsteen and Rod Stewart will be announced shortly.

Won't believe it until I see the lean at the AXA!

[Pete]

12 minutes ago, Baresi said:

I have it on good authority that Springsteen and Rod Stewart will be announced shortly.

That is some support act. 

[Remmie]

They should all be supporting Pepper Mills

[Chip Butty]

She's going to have more appearances at Anfield than Arthur.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

31 minutes ago, Baresi said:

I have it on good authority that Springsteen and Rod Stewart will be announced shortly.

 

 

Springstein and Capaldi I thought, I'd fucking got to Rod !!

[Bjornebye]

She's fit as fuck but I'm glad some other twat has to put up with her shit coz we are never ever ever gonna be together 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Would.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She's fit as fuck but I'm glad some other twat has to put up with her shit coz we are never ever ever gonna be together 

Jesus, imagine how many "my ex was a twat" songs she'd get out of two weeks with you.