Kurt Zouma The cat kicker

[AngryOfTuebrook]

46 minutes ago, Code said:

Funny thread this, especially since I read all the time in the match threads about people kicking the cat. 
 

I hate cats, Im sure the cat is planning some dirty revenge on Zouma as we speak. 

I vaguely remember Ged the Red saying that winning the Derby was "good for our fans and good for their cats".

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Captain Willard when he sees a Pig.

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

[Guest]

Some people are acting like they’ve never kicked a pussy before.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

How many kicking off in here say fuck all about horse racing? 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Some people are acting like they’ve never kicked a pussy before.

Never kicked a pussy, always grabbed it,

[dockers_strike]

7 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Never kicked a pussy, always grabbed it,

Or eaten it?!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

That goes without saying. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

That goes without saying. 

[Captain Willard]

57 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

How many kicking off in here say fuck all about horse racing? 

You’re ‘derailing’ the thread and ‘exhausting’ posters. Please stick to the script. Poor innocent cat kicked by evil thug, he should be banned from football for life. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

51 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Never kicked a pussy, always grabbed it,

You Donald Trump?

[Mike D]

[Juniper]

1 hour ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

How many kicking off in here say fuck all about horse racing? 

I’ve personally made my feelings clear on the Horse Racing thread. Doesn’t mean I need to go all PETA on peoples arses though.
 

Anyway, as fate would have it I got reincarnated as a Chicken last night so might be posting less from now on.

 

Bwok Bwok…..BWWWWARK! 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Juniper said:

Bwok Bwok…..BWWWWARK! 

I agree wholeheartedly. 

[gkmacca]

3 hours ago, Strontium said:

 I hate to disrupt this Oxford Union-level debate.

 

 

 

Here's your starter for 10:

 

What is the most cat-like thing cats do:

a. cuff you with their claws when you attempt to stroke them;

b. leap up and break something just because your missus bought a cucumber; 

c. box the ears of your dog; or

d. sneer at you to your face?

 

Dinnage, St Catz: Who gives a fuck what YOU ask, fuck face?

 

Aha! You ARE a cat and I must insist you're escorted out of this studio!

[TheHowieLama]

8 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Zouma is a cunt for doing that, end of. It is not that newsworthy however as I for instance have been pounding pussy since 1987. 

I wondered when you were paroled.

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' Mutha fuckin' Rat, I mean he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Splinter from the Turtles, you know what am sayin' ?? 

How bout the little guy from Ratatouille?

[Captain Willard]

13 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

How bout the little guy from Ratatouille?

Good cook. There’s a thread to be had on the occupations of cartoon characters, the more obscure the better. I think Fred Flinstone drove a crane in a quarry. 

[Captain Turdseye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Good cook. There’s a thread to be had on the occupations of cartoon characters, the more obscure the better. I think Fred Flinstone drove a crane in a quarry. 

He got promoted when Barney switched their aptitude tests around and then he turned into a knobhead when he had a few quid and prime Halle Berry was rolling around on his desk with hardly anything on. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 hours ago, Juniper said:

I’ve personally made my feelings clear on the Horse Racing thread. Doesn’t mean I need to go all PETA on peoples arses though.
 

Anyway, as fate would have it I got reincarnated as a Chicken last night so might be posting less from now on.

 

Bwok Bwok…..BWWWWARK! 

I imagine you are showing consistency. 

[Bjornebye]

Can we call him a cunt for volleying and smacking his cat or not? I've lost track. 

[TD_LFC]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Can we call him a cunt for volleying and smacking his cat or not? I've lost track. 

Only if you don't eat meat and list everything you've ever been against before commenting on a single issue.

[Fugitive]

This site must be home to some of the contrary gobshites around.

[littletedwest]

[TheSire]

On 09/02/2022 at 17:31, El Dangerous said:

I like the argument that you either eat meat so aren’t allowed to give a fuck about animals or you don’t eat meat so are allowed to give a fuck about animals. Points that are usually expressed using fancy electronic devices that god knows how much human suffering went in to to produce. You either care about everything or you care about nothing. There’s clearly no room in the huge gaping grey area in the middle.

Hes an absolute virgin. Probably still lives in his parents basement.