Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Harry Squatter]

Think Forest will stay up. At least perennial shithouses Watford and Norwich aren't in the Premier league next season.

[cloggypop]

All we need is a few teams better than Everton. Sinisterra is a great signing for Leeds and Forest buying can only be a good thing. Could be enough. 

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

Why did Lingard sign for them, when West Ham wanted him back?

Sorry but these are making me piss myself. No more tweets I promise.

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I'd love that Nunes lad, I can't believe how easily he seems to break a 2 or 3 man press. 

In fact, for an CM, his ability to beat a man is incredible.  His highlight reel is mad, he's beaten 100 people there, Bellingham can fuck off. 

[3 Stacks]

Nunes does look really good. Said the same thing with Diaz and Nunez, but we're not buying him. Bound to be right this time. 

[Trojan1892]

A treble of Fulham, Bournemouth and the shite going down is 20/1

 

Im lumping on that 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Bournemouth will stay up thanks to big Dom banging in the goals.

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Think Forest will stay up. At least perennial shithouses Watford and Norwich aren't in the Premier league next season.

Fulham are the other cheek of the same arse sadly.

[m0e]

54 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Bournemouth will stay up thanks to big Dom banging in the goals.

He won't make double figures.

 

In all comps.

[m0e]

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

That's either an incredible deal and he's going to be pinging 30 yarders from all angles or he's going to be the Italian Haller for them.

I think anyone with half a brain knows he's going to be shite.

[Em City]

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

That's either an incredible deal and he's going to be pinging 30 yarders from all angles or he's going to be the Italian Haller for them.

 

He's a good player, but he might struggle in England. He's a bit of a unit so I think he'll be okay. Absolutely terrible tattoos though.

[Anubis]

CUNT. Cheaper to get on the shirt as fewer letters.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Jlingz! What is he 12 years old. He's like Kip from Napoleon dynamite.

[Bobby Hundreds]

No way we sign another expensive player without a shed load more sales. I think the club saying its done is probably true.

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, Anubis said:

CUNT. Cheaper to get on the shirt as fewer letters.

 

 

He's an absolute tit that lad.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Epitome of a Instagram footballer. Best season was 15 goals in the championship for Brighton. 

[Bruce Spanner]

19 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Epitome of a Instagram footballer. Best season was 15 goals in the championship for Brighton. 

 

Kinda guy who'd try and chat your girlfriend up in front of you.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

8 hours ago, m0e said:

He won't make double figures.

 

In all comps.

Happy to take that bet.

 

*bookmarked for future gloating*

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

Have Barcelona found the money printing plates that Michael Douglas stole off the Yakuza in Black Rain?

[Scott_M]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

Have Barcelona found the money printing plates that Michael Douglas stole off the Yakuza in Black Rain?

If it stops him going to Chelsea then I’m all for it. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

If it stops him going to Chelsea then I’m all for it. 

Ramano has just said Chelsea have a deal agreed and should be completed soon, sadly.

[TheHowieLama]

Today on incoming:

 

Klopp said: “Unless we have injuries or player sales no, we have our squad."

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Today on incoming:

 

Klopp said: “Unless we have injuries or player sales no, we have our squad."

Let's hope Keita trips over a pom bear 

[TD_LFC]

Squad seems to be in pretty good shape at the moment, we've managed to create a bit of head room in the registration numbers. Using the official websites squad lists I make it

 

Home Grown Players (7) - Kelleher, Gomez, Phillips, TAA, Milner, Henderson, Ox.

 

'Foreign' Players (15) - Alisson, Adrian, Van Dijk, Konate, Tsimikas, Robertson, Matip, Fabinho, Thiago, Keita, Firmino, Jota, Nunez, Salah, Diaz

 

Total 22 Registered as part of the 25 man squad.

 

U21's (5) - Ramsay, Berg, Jones, Elliot, Carvalho

 

Losing Phillips and Ox (for example) would leave us light on HGP but we have the foreign player numbers to absorb that now.

 

Curtis Jones will bump that number back up next season when he has to be registered as part of the main squad.

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

Has any more been said on why Kelleher hasn't been involved yet?

 

I'd be really worried if we are going to let him go, and have Adrian as back up.

Adrian just isn't up to it and will almost certainly cost us goals if he needs to play a run of games.