Atlético Madrid (H) - CL, Wed 3rd Nov 2021 (8:00pm)

[Chairman Meow]

I think the thing that pisses me off the most with them being utter shit houses is the whole pretend to be amazed at a foul being given when they know exactly they've been a dirty bastard because they do it all the time. 

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

I’m sure Atletico and Simeone will react to that first half in a measured and dignified manner. 

I'm hearing rumours that he is going to apologise for his antics over the PA at half time. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

My missus and her family know him very well, xmas card levels from him and his family and even she cringes. I really like the fella but jesus he shouldn't commentate our games. 

Does he write Christmas GreetINGS on his cards?

[Strontium]

They've talked about the respect agenda a lot; sending players off for dissent and associated cuntery would advance it more quickly than anything else. 

[Funkasy]

Wish Salah played the ball to Jota when they were 3 on 2 about 10min ago.

[aRdja]

If we’re still winning last 20 seconds of the game, I wouldn’t mind us bringing Phillips on with the intention of hurting the rats.

[Grinch]

What a difference it makes getting a proper ref against the Spanish Burnley.

 

Best Mane has played In a very long time, beating men for fun but I would hook him for Bobby now to save the inevitable second yellow cause we all know all these cunts have their locker is diving and rolling about.

 

I want to see a cricket score second half and actually play the kids this time in our next two games with the added benifit of that knocking the Argentinian Dyche into the europa.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Sometimes you use the dark arts and sometimes the dark arts, well, they use you as Athletico are finding out. 

 

Really impressive half from us. 

 

I'm always impressed by Tsimikas. 

 

Athletico are one grimy outfit. 

[Leyton388]

I'd bring Sadio off now for Bobby as they'll defo target him. 

[Red Shift]

Bloody hell what a first half.

The Ox could well fade, but is playing well - I’d bring Thiago on a bit later and we should keep midfield control.

Tsimikas has played reasonably well on attack, but looks a bit wayward in defence - would Robbo be any better second half? Mane hopefully will settle and not get himself sent off.

 

We need to just keep cool heads and keep the ball, capitalise on any loose Athletico play, and we’ve got this in the bag. If Mo scores Anfield will go ballistic.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Grinch said:

What a difference it makes getting a proper ref against the Spanish Burnley.

 

Best Mane has played In a very long time, beating men for fun but I would hook him for Bobby now to save the inevitable second yellow cause we all know all these cunts have their locker is diving and rolling about.

 

I want to see a cricket score second half and actually play the kids this time in our next two games with the added benifit of that knocking the Argentinian Dyche into the europa.

I wouldn’t care if Mane was banned for the Porto game. I would play a League Cup style team for that game anyway.
 

Porto beat us and they’re possibly knocking Atletico out of this competition. And then we’d probably get Porto in the quarters which is like a bye for us. 

[Boss]

Yeah definitely. Jota on the left with Bobby up front. Mane has been class but it's their only chance back into the game. 

[J-V]

4 minutes ago, aRdja said:

If we’re still winning last 20 seconds of the game, I wouldn’t mind us bringing Phillips on with the intention of hurting the rats.

Phillips is a lover not a fighter.

[El Rojo]

4 minutes ago, aRdja said:

If we’re still winning last 20 seconds of the game, I wouldn’t mind us bringing Phillips on with the intention of hurting the rats.

You’d love them if Potter was their manager and they’d Harry Winks in midfield, you little minx. 

[J-V]

Mane has been quality tonight

[dockers_strike]

We've a tough game at West Ham on Sunday so Id rather the boys dont go eyeballs out in the 2nd half. Another goal and I'll be very happy with that.

[J-V]

Just now, El Rojo said:

You’d love them if Potter was their manager and they’d Harry Winks in midfield, you little minx. 

Harry Winks would be alright as a back up.  Aye Ardja.

[Grinch]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I wouldn’t care if Mane was banned for the Porto game. I would play a League Cup style team for that game anyway.
 

Porto beat us and they’re possibly knocking Atletico out of this competition. And then we’d probably get Porto in the quarters which is like a bye for us. 

Simieones tears would be a highlight of the year.  I’d even play Adrian with the kids to make it obvious what we’re doing.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Does he write Christmas GreetINGS on his cards?

I'll double check in a few weeks 

8 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

I think the thing that pisses me off the most with them being utter shit houses is the whole pretend to be amazed at a foul being given when they know exactly they've been a dirty bastard because they do it all the time. 

dark arts

7 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

They've talked about the respect agenda a lot; sending players off for dissent and associated cuntery would advance it more quickly than anything else. 

Thats 3 times I've agreed with you today, sorcery. 

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I wouldn’t care if Mane was banned for the Porto game. I would play a League Cup style team for that game anyway.
 

Porto beat us and they’re possibly knocking Atletico out of this competition. And then we’d probably get Porto in the quarters which is like a bye for us. 

My team for Porto:

Adrian, Williams, Phillips, Koumetio, Beck; Morton, Jones, Minamino; Gordon, Balagizi, Origi

[Boss]

That red is outrageous in fairness. I'd be livid at that if it happened to us, but because it's them it's hilarious.

[bossy]

It was a properly  cynical foul, could have injured Mane. He did it thinking he’d get a yellow, the prick.

[J-V]

Just now, aRdja said:

My team for Porto:

Adrian, Williams, Phillips, Koumetio, Beck; Morton, Jones, Minamino; Gordon, Balagizi, Origi

My Team:

                  Phillips

Phillips  Phillips  Phillips  Phillips

      Phillips  Phillips  Phillips

Phillips       Phillips       Phillips

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

My team for Porto:

Adrian, Williams, Phillips, Koumetio, Beck; Morton, Jones, Minamino; Gordon, Balagizi, Origi

I wouldn’t risk Jones, Minamino or Origi. 

[Chairman Meow]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

My team for Porto:

Adrian, Williams, Phillips, Koumetio, Beck; Morton, Jones, Minamino; Gordon, Balagizi, Origi

Big Nat in defence, that's a guaranteed clean sheet.