Xherdan Shaqiri

[cloggypop]

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[Anubis]

He's going to be massively disappointed when he finds out there's no longer a Dunkin Donuts shop on site.

[amli]

We’ll need to pay all our kitchen staff double time.

[Anubis]

Looks like this has been poo-poo'd, although not yet Pearce'd.

[Guest]

We’ll need to pay all our kitchen staff double time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Shaqiri has just flown in to JLA on Toblerone Airways flight 007 from Geneva. My sources tell me he will be going to Melwood via Greggs on West Derby Rd. The medical will be carried out by eminent Physician Dr Nicholas Riviera at the Spire on Greenbank. I will of course keep you informed on any further development.

 

#vditk

[Heinze]

Welcome to Everton.

[magicrat]

Cunt features at the toilet is apparently interested in him 

[Aventus]

Cunt features at the toilet is apparently interested in him

Seems like a low quality bait to get us to pay more.

 

As if we're gonna shit ourselves at the thought of a player we want going to our nemesis club, oh fuck it, let's offer double the asking price to make sure he doesn't go there!

 

The other club aren't gonna deny it, because it increases the chance of us paying more, and afterwards can claim that they could have bought him if they wanted but they decided they wanted somebody better, which makes them feel superior.

[The Guest]

Seems like a low quality bait to get us to pay more.

 

As if we're gonna shit ourselves at the thought of a player we want going to our nemesis club, oh fuck it, let's offer double the asking price to make sure he doesn't go there!

 

The other club aren't gonna deny it, because it increases the chance of us paying more, and afterwards can claim that they could have bought him if they wanted but they decided they wanted somebody better, which makes them feel superior.

He’s got a release clause apparently so I doubt that.

[Bjornebye]

I hope he doesn't fucking lean on anything

[LFC 6 Times]

I really cannot fathom how anyone is against this signing, he would be such a good squad option. Cracking player to bring off the bench and a good set piece option, in todays currency 12-13m is an absolute steal. I'd be very surprised if Leicester weren't in for him to replace Mahrez.

[Nolongerathletic]

I really cannot fathom how anyone is against this signing, he would be such a good squad option. Cracking player to bring off the bench and a good set piece option, in todays currency 12-13m is an absolute steal. I'd be very surprised if Leicester weren't in for him to replace Mahrez.

 

 

Completely agree...although many games may be off the bench he could still grab 6-7 goals 6-7 assists minimum a season. He's different, but sometimes what we bloody need and Klopp seems to be able to get the best out of these 50/50 players...

[Bad Red Bull]

Cunt features at the toilet is apparently interested in him

That source is from the scum paper

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If he comes great option. If not, we didn't need him. Getting it in early.

[Bjornebye]

If he comes great option. If not, we didn't need him. Getting it in early.

Of he is shit I knew he would be all along. If he is boss it was my idea.

[SlugTrail]

If he signs for Utd then the are going to need bigger busses.

 

Imagine the fat cunt being thrown under a bus, it would need monster truck wheels to get over him.

[Guest]

That source is from the scum paper

This story has been running in other press for a couple of days. They are just regurgitating what's already been published elsewhere.

[Gym Beglin]

Hope we sign him.

 

It's been too long without a signing now.

 

------------Karius--------------

Trent---Van Dijk--Lovren---Robertson

--------Fabinho---Henderson-------

Shaqiri------Keita----------Salah

------------Firmino-----------------

 

Mane, Wijnaldum, OxChamb, Milner, Gomez, Solanke, Grabara

 

Kind of puts into perspective how we need another 3 or 4 players.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Won't be starting in place of Mane.

[Guest]

Won't be starting in place of Mane.

Fuck, I didn't see that. Shaqiri for Mane? What is this heresy?

[Aventus]

And Salah on the left?

 

Are you high?

[Greycellgreen]

Shaqiri isn’t going to start ahead of one of the best players in Europe. Mane will be one of the first names on the team sheet.

[lifetime fan]

Funnneeeee is sat back laughing at those responses and negs.

 

Just ignore the boring prick.

[Mr T]

If we sign him, then he's ripped to fuck and anyone saying he's fat is thick. If he doesn't sign then he's a fat fuck.