Saturday, 10th March - Man Utd vs Liverpool. Battle for second place gets serious.

[The Golden Eel]

Messing around with my Fantasy League team and noticed a yellow exclamation mark against Robertson , saying 75% chance of playing , wasn't aware of any injury ?

 

"He had an issue [picked up vs Newcastle], but not big,” Klopp reported following the 0-0 draw with Porto. #LFC

[Paulie Dangerously]

Horrible feeling we're going to get beat 1-0 or it'll be a 0-0

[VladimirIlyich]

If guess there is no "Coutinho leaving" for the media to unsettle us before this game so they've done the next best thing........a Lovren boasting story instead..

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43337794

Has to be dropped now otherwise the inevitable shitfest will happen.

[Aventus]

2nd, 3rd and 4th makes fuck all difference.

Would rather not finish 4th just in case Arsenal and Chelsea win their respective European tournaments.

 

Although I'd be happy to finish 5th if it meant we could get hold of Big ears again.

[Cij]

You don't need to be clairvoyant to know how this one will go. Jose will set up with a flat back 10 and pad his team out with as many snidey grocks as possible.

 

The first five minutes of the game will see one of his 'forward' players scythe down Mo Salah with a 'clumsy' tackle a la Eto'o on Henderson a few years ago. From there, the fouls will be rotated with a level of even-handedness that Karl Marx could only dream about.  

 

Every time they get a throw-in it will appear as though their full-backs are experiencing teething issues on their first day trialing a new set of arms. 

 

A number of their forwards will bear the hallmarks of a worrying inner ear infection given their extraordinary lack of balance and susceptibility to gravity any time they get near our box. 

 

De Gea will be riddled with indecision about his preferred side of the 6-yard box from which to launch goal kicks into orbit. Lukaku will accidentally land awkwardly on Virgil's ankle after 'contesting' (and losing) one of David's ballooned clearances. 

 

Pogba will be lauded repeatedly by the commentary team despite being as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

 

'Sign On' will be sung with gusto by the denizens of leafy Longsight and Gorton (and Surrey granted). 'Always The Victim' will also be reprised again and again on the basis that it ABSOLUTELY does not refer to Hillsborough and could never be interpreted as such be any rational member of society. 

 

Claims will circulate on social media of phantom graffiti and vandalism in toilets, the entire away end will surreptitously make airplane gestures (which, miraculously, will not be captured by any of the 80,000+ camera phones within the ground), and our supporters will debut the stage version of 'Two Girls, One Cup' to the alleged horror of the spawn of some Manc Orc. 

 

In short, I would be extremely pleased with a win.

[an tha]

"He had an issue [picked up vs Newcastle], but not big,” Klopp reported following the 0-0 draw with Porto. #LFC

Be just our luck he has to miss this...one thing the mancs do well is get it out wide and sling balls in - Bert Moron or Robbo to help deal with it but also prevent it by pushing on (getting back when needed)?

 

Not a second is needed to answer is it

[Ranxerox]

We've been on a good run and are bound to hit a snag. 2-1 for the Manc cunts.

[Elite]

I'd happily take a draw.

[an tha]

Robbo fit.....

 

In an absolutely shocking development though that fucking yard dog microphone head is back in the manc squad.

 

Who saw that one coming.....shitcoats tactical masterplan....been saving him i reckon.

[Total Longo]

Watching Premier League Show - Liam Frey said 'not sure i'd rather finish 3rd winning 4-2, 4-3 than finish 2nd winning 1-0 every week'

 

Thing is - we are not really finishing 2nd or 3rd, more 16 points behind City or 18 points behind City.

 

 

Saw that. A die hard Manc loving pop star and Leon Osman to provide a "counterbalance" 

 

The pair of them were chatting absolute wham. And people still think the BBC is Liverpool biased.  

[The Guest]

Big Virg eats microphone heads for breakfast.

[Jockey]

Saw that. A die hard Manc loving pop star and Leon Osman to provide a "counterbalance" 

 

The pair of them were chatting absolute wham. And people still think the BBC is Liverpool biased.  

 

Aye! Although to be fair Little Jimmy Osman did say he thought we would win.

 

With Gobby had of said 'Well Liam, I don't think i'd want to be an Oasis tribute act with hit after hit' 

[Jairzinho]

I think we're going to fuck the shit out of them.

[Thoth]

I struggle to enjoy this game every season, but I am feeling confident so I am going 3-1 Redmen

[Razoray]

If Trent and Robbo start then one of Lovren/Matip will be the only survivor of the back 5 that played in the reserve fixture at Anfield in October. 

We have definitely improved as the season has progressed, on paper and in terms of points picked up. 

 

While on that, a maximum of 4, more likely 2 of Milner Lovren Can Firmino that started the Europa League final will start tomorrow.

 

Klopp is improving the squad and team slowly but surely

[TheHowieLama]

 

 

While on that, a maximum of 4, more likely 2 of Milner Lovren Can Firmino that started the Europa League final will start tomorrow.

 

 

RF Skype - "Look at this shit will ya!!"

 

PC Skype -- "HAHA - it is 23 C here today - going out to the park in my shorts!"

 

RF Skype "Haha - You go girl - nice hat!"

 

 

 

[The Guest]

Looking at it from United’s point of view I think Mourinho has got all sorts of issues. He will really want to leave Pogba out because he’s terrified of him costing them the game with his inability to pick up runners and defend. He also won’t want to cause more problems for himself down the line by leaving him out as well.

 

Then you’ve got the Sanchez problem. He’s has been absolutely woeful since he moved there and it’s created a massive problem with Martial. He was “injured” for the last game which was clearly bollocks. He couldn’t even be arsed making up an injury when he was interviewed about it. “I don’t know” he responded with.

 

He won’t want Sanchez giving the ball away as much as he has been because they won’t get it back. The main thing for me thoughis going to be that back 6/7 he likes to play against us. As much as everyone gets up Sanchez’s arse about his work rate, it’s all chasing shadows on his own at the top of the pitch. He’s not a big fan of covering his full back. I expect his hands will be flapping about before we go in for half time.

[thegreatelephant]

these are the games you ideally wanted your best player sold mid-season in, but hopefully we will still have enough to inflict some heavy damage

[joe_fishfish]

Think i hate this fixture more than any other. Would probably take a point right now. They're not a team, but they do have some moments of individual quality, and will obviously have the ref firmly on their side.

[an tha]

Dreading it.

 

Not because i am scared of them or we are shite or anything - it is just the game fucks with my head and guts badly.

 

Unless we bum them senseless ala 2009/2014.

 

Come on, redmen - get into these fucking rats

[aRdja]

All this positivity is doing my head in. Jinxing cunts.

[LFC 6 Times]

Talk of Pogba injured, seriously bad news for us if true. He's Yaya Toure of the last 2 years without the ball and is the player who gave us the ball back most cheaply last season.

[Lario]

Smackhead Merson called it right while ago. First goal all important.

They score first, they'll drop back and defend.

We score first, they have to come out, and we run away with it.

[Joe Strummer]

Fucking hell Tim Sherwood put Luke Shaw and Pogba in his Utd/Liverpool XI. Thommo did put Lovren in though.

[Lario]

Shaw instead of Robertson?

 

Fucking hell.