Adam Lallana

[ZonkoVille77]

I do think he has a place in the squad but he's too similar to players we've already got. Last 25 mins is all I'd have him on for. Same with his pal Hendo.

[Jairzinho]

You wouldn't have him on for the last 25 minutes of a game that you needed a goal in.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He sums up our mediocre midfield, a midfield we paid a fucking fortune for to boot. 

[Paco]

I'd swap him for Duncan watmore

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The thing is, with the likes of Lallana and Henderson they are lucky that teams have to bump their English player quota, hence why they are overpriced and inevitably under perform for the money spent. 

[Funkasy]

I'd have him in before wijnaldum

We have seen Lallana now for 3 years and hes done fuck all in that time, Wijnaldum has played two matches. I would have a dog drop a turd on the pitch before seeing Lallana in the liverpool shirt again. 

[3 Stacks]

I like Lallana but I just don't want to see him Coutinho and Firmino playing in the same side. The lack of balance and variety in our attacking play when they all play together is so frustrating to watch.

[Kevin D]

I like Lallana but I just don't want to see him Coutinho and Firmino playing in the same side. The lack of balance and variety in our attacking play when they all play together is so frustrating to watch.

You have to admire our dedication to buying the exact same player.

 

It can't be easy scouting a player who is essentially the same exact player Lallana, or Coutinho is, but we did it.

[Captain]

Lallana's pretty far from what Coutinho is.

[Mathewbet1]

Another player who shows up 1 in 10 games, not good enough, I'd rather see Wijanldum further forward,

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He's pretty far from the player he was himself pre Liverpool. 

[J-V]

He's pretty far from the player he was himself pre Liverpool. 

 

Funny that he's turned out exactly as I said.

[King Emlyn]

Yet another one not good enough, Christ are there any that are?

[Kevin D]

Lallana's pretty far from what Coutinho is.

Agreed.

 

I meant that Firmino is essentially Coutinho, Lallana is essentially wijnaldum, Milner is Henderson, etc.

[TheHowieLama]

Racist

[Guest Alex_K]

He's pretty far from the player he was himself pre Liverpool. 

What was he pre Liverpool? A player in his mid twenties with only 2 Premier League seasons under his belt, and 11 Premier League goals total by the age of 25. And we paid £25 million for him - sensational. Klopp hinted at Tottenham being interested in him: no idea why we didn't sell rather than try to convert him into a deeper central midfielder, which inevitably will not end well.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

What was he pre Liverpool? A player in his mid twenties with only 2 Premier League seasons under his belt, and 11 Premier League goals total by the age of 25. And we paid £25 million for him - sensational. Klopp hinted at Tottenham being interested in him: no idea why we didn't sell rather than try to convert him into a deeper central midfielder, which inevitably will not end well.

 

TBF to the lad he shone pretty well in that Southampton team, maybe that was because he had ball winners around him in midfield which hid his mediocrity. 

[Kevin D]

Racist

Don't be daft, soft lad.

 

My favourite posters on here are white.

 

You must feel like an absolute fool now, surely?

[Curly]

Funny that he's turned out exactly as I said.

Hysterical.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's as shit as the other perceived under achievers in the squad.

Runs around a lot without much in the way of end product. Whatever shit Henderson gets Lallana deserves at least the same amount.

[stringvest]

He's as shit as the other perceived under achievers in the squad.

Runs around a lot without much in the way of end product. Whatever shit Henderson gets Lallana deserves at least the same amount.

 

 

no chance.  Lallana is better in every way.  

[TheHowieLama]

 

You must feel like an absolute fool now, surely?

 

I dont have my glasses on - does this say tool or fool?

[jimmycase]

Loves his cryuff turns, very little end product. Would not have been disappointe dif he'd have left in the window.

[Rotpeter]

Lallana, with the move into midfield, has essentially been made a piano carrier, rather than piano player.  I think it will work out for him.  Klopp needs to blow his ego up though, because his lack of self-confidence is killing him.

[ZonkoVille77]

He cruyff turns the fuck outta the shower after a Nivea shampoo induced wank coma.