Strangest compliment you've been paid

[Jenson]

I pulled a bird last night and when we were kissing, she broke away to run a finger down my nose. "I love the shape of your nose," she said.

 

Given me a bit of a complex that I've got a massive conk.

Show off!

[GUS]

"You speak good English" I was born in Liverpool and the compliment was paid by a drunk Nigerian fella. 

[cloggypop]

Got told I was a proper Irish man by some African lad last night. The 3 other people with me were from Cork.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Told I looked like Elvis when I was young, no not fucking Costello. I have gorgeous eyes or evil eyes depending on wether you're still in a relationship with me. And despite some vile insults thrown at me by woman none have said I have a small penis.

[thegreatelephant]

Told I looked like Elvis when I was young, no not fucking Costello. I have gorgeous eyes or evil eyes depending on wether you're still in a relationship with me. And despite some vile insults thrown at me by woman none have said I have a small penis.

 

hopefully that's leather Elvis

[thegreatelephant]

A girl in work told me I've got glamorous hands.

 

 

(I do not.)

 

that's too close for you could model gloves

[Rico1304]

"Damn with faint praise" is just beautiful.

[littletedwest]

A 13 year old girl has just been assaulted around here the suspect has been described as having a big nose and muscly(sic) arms by the police. My mates just sent me the police press release asking have I been behaving myself?

[Harry Squatter]

Some Nigerian asked me was I pissed off that Scotland hadn't qualified for the world cup since 1998. Not really seeing as I am from Liverpool.

[Harry Squatter]

Some bird I banged a few years back came up to me about 4 weeks after it and said she hadn't had sex as good since we shagged. In other words, I wasn't the best but I was better than her boyfriend.

[VladimirIlyich]

Some bird I banged a few years back came up to me about 4 weeks after it and said she hadn't had sex as good since we shagged. In other words, I wasn't the best but I was better than her boyfriend.

Smash er lad.

[littletedwest]

A 13 year old girl has just been assaulted around here the suspect has been described as having a big nose and muscly(sic) arms by the police. My mates just sent me the police press release asking have I been behaving myself?

By the way the compliment was the arms not the nose/ potential nonce bit

[AngryOfTuebrook]

At least once a day I'm told I smell.

Me too.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I pulled a bird last night and when we were kissing, she broke away to run a finger down my nose. "I love the shape of your nose," she said.

 

Given me a bit of a complex that I've got a massive conk.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A French woman yesterday commented about my appearance, "I said to my husband, that man looks like a French man."

 

Pretty sure it was meant as a compliment.

[VladimirIlyich]

A French woman yesterday commented about my appearance, "I said to my husband, that man looks like a French man."

 

Pretty sure it was meant as a compliment.

Are you rude and arrogant?

[stringvest]

Are you rude and arrogant?

 

 

no, he smells of cheese and was smoking a Gitanes

[cloggypop]

A French woman yesterday commented about my appearance, "I said to my husband, that man looks like a French man."

 

Pretty sure it was meant as a compliment.

Wearing a beret yesterday?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

A French woman yesterday commented about my appearance, "I said to my husband, that man looks like a French man."

Swinging again?

Pretty sure it was meant as a compliment.

[Bjornebye]

A French woman yesterday commented about my appearance, "I said to my husband, that man looks like a French man."

 

Pretty sure it was meant as a compliment.

Did you have balls hanging around your neck at the time? I don't know.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Not sure that's a compliment, more like a sales pitch. I was whisked away to look at luxury villas when I was in the Caribbean, despite looking like a down-on-his-luck pirate.

 

 

Happened to me this, taxi rolled up and I was taken off to this luxury villa, I was like , ok m8.

[stringvest]

I have been told twice this week that I look like Jack Black.  Bastards.  I've been on a diet as well.  I'm fucking off to the gym again.

[Dr Nowt]

Being asked where in Argentina I’m from, and on a recent trip to Seville, whether I’m Italian.

[Dr Nowt]

Being asked out for a drink and to see Lady Windwood’s Maggot (not a euphemism) that evening, by a very, very odd female manager during the middle of an interview for a lucrative six month contract role.

 

The other woman taking the interview latterly became a good friend and still laughs about how excruciatingly awkward it was to this day.

 

Got the job, like.

[Bjornebye]

I have been told twice this week that I look like Jack Black. Bastards. I've been on a diet as well. I'm fucking off to the gym again.

Bloody hell what a shout. You do ! "It's a Cosby sweater a Cosby sweater!"