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Primark on Church Street are selling Real Madrid T shirts. The blues are snapping them up.

This will be a repeat of the Swansea away game.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42637758

It's got 'turgid 0 - 0 draw' written all over it.

I don't know about gun crime and rape, but I think the rise in domestic violence is down to how bad a season Everton are having. Everton wives.... http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/alarming-rises-gun-crime-rape-13953658

The Phil Silvers Show (Bilko)

"You speak good English" I was born in Liverpool and the compliment was paid by a drunk Nigerian fella.

It's wrong. Very, very wrong.

Sign him up to the Liverpool Legends team so we can see him and Gerrard in midfield together again.

Thought that was Bolton Away. Last minute, couldn't keep out a tame shot from Dean Holdsworth

Woodburn our youngest ever scorer

No one sings "Your arse is on your 'ead" at bald players or "He shot, He missed, He must be fuckin' pissed" anymore. A variation of that was The Kop to Elton John sat in the Directors box "He shot, He cum, all over Luther's bum, Elton John, Elton John"

Blue in work keeps saying "Everton are the most hated team in the Premier League because we are the richest. We can now buy anyone we want"

Thought Lallana was the best player on the pitch first half and after watching him every week, I never thought I'd be saying that. He has been involved in everything whereas Sterling has been fairly anonymous.

Saving the kids for Tuesday. Playing the shite in the meaningless league game.

Hawkwind - Space Ritual John Coltrane - The Olatunji Concert Miles Davis - Dark Magus

Have you already forgotten our 2 league games against them this season? Can't see them being worried about drawing us. In fact they'll probably be disappointed if Exeter win the replay.

Win, lose or draw I can see the headlines tomorrow "Klopp disrespects the great tradition of the F.A.Cup by fielding team of youngsters"

This could be like the Burnley FA Cup game in Benitez's first season when Djimi Traore scored the amazing own goal.

Can't believe no one has said The Pen & Wig yet.

Blue in work. "Chelsea should be done for tapping up Stones. Martinez said he was not for sale but they are bidding £36 million for him. The rule should be, if you tap up a player and sign him, you should be fined the same amount as you pay for him. Therefore, Chelsea owe us £72 million for Stones" I was speechless.

Rodgers doesn't like DMs. He wants the team to hunt the ball down as a pack. He wants all 10 outfield players defending when we lose possession. It's the responsibility of the whole team to win the ball back not just 1 DM.

Lucky but just shows you; keep a clean sheet and anything can happen. First half of the season, play shit and lose. Now, keep them out and a win is still possible.

Midfield general next season. He is Gerrard's replacement.

Went to the Winter Ales Festival at St George's Hall the other week - Black Voodoo. It's like alcoholic liquid Cadbury's Chocolate Orange. They've had it in The Dispensary on Renshaw St recently too.