Beans: How awesome are they?

[WhiskeyJar]

Love them with a good fry-up.

 

[Sangria]

Hornest nest springs to mind.

 

I fucking love beans but I am a believer.  Each to their own and all that but Heinz Beans are fucking ace.  

I have mine on the side of a fry up but you can be sure as fuck once the last drop of tea hits the back of my throat, there aint no beans left on the side.

[Anubis]

[Brigant Moloch]

as a foreigner I'd like to ask if this is some kind of inside joke. if not, then i'd love some beans in my paella valancian style

[Anubis]

You've wandered into a war almost as old TLW itself, between those who believe baked beans have no place on an English fry-up (otherwise known as normal, wholesome people), and those who believe baked beans should be on the fry-up (otherwise known as mutant bean deviants).

[Brigant Moloch]

[Stickman]

Love Heinz beanz but deffo more juice now in the tin than there used to be.....

I'm a beans and sausage man now anyway.........although still not sure what those sausages are actually made of and not sure I want to.

[WhiskeyJar]

Actually I am in a mood for a fry up now. Just need some sausages.

[skend04]

Heinz Baked Beans are the greatest invention since sliced bread.

[ZonkoVille77]

Love beans with a Fry too but I recently discovered that they are full to the brim with sugar. Not gona help me shed a few pounds so they are fucked off the fry for the moment

[Kant]

Hard to beat a fry at the weekend with beans. And HP obviously.

[diamondjoe]

Choose your side wisely on this one. This low grade civil war shows no sign of abating. Choose the bean side and be damned in an eternity of sickening orange muck spoiling all that it encounters. Filthy orange devils.

[Fugitive]

Dirty cunts.

 

Beans on a fry-up should be punishable by firing squad.

[Son of L8]

Hard to beat a fry at the weekend with beans. And HP obviously.

 

Was this your first post on TLW? Well done that man. You'll fit right in. Repped.

[Fugitive]

Hard to beat a fry at the weekend with beans. And HP obviously.

Welcome, you dirty bastard.

 

Negged

[The Golden Eel]

Fine with toast or chips but no place on a fry. Fact

[Kant]

Was this your first post on TLW? Well done that man. You'll fit right in. Repped.

Welcome, you dirty bastard.

 

Negged

Thanks brothers. Feeling the love already.

[Red Banjo]

2 slices of seeded toast. Buttered.

 

A fried egg on 1 slice of toast. Runny, obviously. Beans on the other.

 

Sausages and tomatoes on 1 side of the plate.

 

Bacon and Mushrooms on the other.

 

Black and white pudding (2 slices of each) sitting proudly at the top of the plate.

 

A generous slither of english mustard next to the bangers. A healthy amount of brown sauce next to the bacon.

 

 

Yep.

 

 

Breakfast heaven.

[Fugitive]

I'd need a replica of the Berlin Wall on my plate to keep the orange death away from everything else.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If only we'd had a thread with a poll that proved this is a pro-bean forum. Oh, wait, we did.

[scudger99]

Love Heinz beanz but deffo more juice now in the tin than there used to be.....

I'm a beans and sausage man now anyway.........although still not sure what those sausages are actually made of and not sure I want to.

 

I worked in a sausage plant for a very short period.  And you're right, you don't want to know what goes in there.  It took me nearly 12 years to eat a sausage again.  But the same goes for pub/restaurant kitchens.  They might be clean & neat at front of house, but while I've been on my job I've repeatedly seen people openly sneezing & coughing over food they're preparing, people coming straight out of the toilet and going right back to handling food, food dropped on the floor and scooped back onto plates.  One guy offered me a free meal before, and I was fucking starving, but watching his nose drip into the food made sure I would decline his offer.............

[Elmyn Noos]

"You have reached your quota of negs for the day"

 

I'll be back, you dirty bean-loving freaks.

[joeyk]

If only we'd had a thread with a poll that proved this is a pro-bean forum. Oh, wait, we did.

Don't start with this shit again. Bean eating freakery.

[Bjornebye]

Not a fan, its fucking disgusting to have on a fry up. Especially heinz , you may as well just pour tomato soup all over the plate. 

 

Fuck you and your weird bean loving ways

 

and red banjo, i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed. 

[Red Banjo]

This is Rosie.

 

She is a beautiful lady.

 

 

She likes beans.

 

She likes beans so much so keeps an entire stock in her bath at home.

 

Occasionally she likes to get in the bath with them....

 

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By turning your nose up at beans, you are turning your nose up at Rosie. And women in general. Infact you are basically admitting you prefer men. In a normal bath.

 

Be careful which side you choose.