little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mook]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

 

Or standing on your shoulder rather than walking away and coming back.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Chewy prawn crackers, the clues in the fucking name !!! CRACKers, don't be giving me that old shite.

[John101]

People who insist on sitting in their seat reservation on an empty tain

[Furmedge]

Getting out bed at 5.30am on a day off because your kids are dickheads.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Having the wild shites on the last day of yer holiday, and the keys to yer room have stopped working. I need to pack, shite, and head up and down 7 floors to reception repeatedly

[Redder Lurtz]

People trying to speak to you when you're on the phone at work.

 

Scumbag behaviour.

 

Fixed.

[Harry Squatter]

The way Italians make everyone queue up for everything twice.

[lifetime fan]

The school across the road from us that has it's bell ring for the start of the day, break time, end of break time, start of dinner time, end of dinner time and end of the school day 7 days a week and all through the holidays.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Salt and vinegar ??

 

'yes loads of salt and vinegar please'.

 

Oh, was that loads was it ?? was it though, was that really loads, was it any more than you would have put on anyway ?? no , it wasn't was it.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Salt and vinegar ??

 

'yes loads of salt and vinegar please'.

 

Oh, was that loads was it ?? was it though, was that really loads, was it any more than you would have put on anyway ?? no , it wasn't was it.

 

I had a similar incident at a cafe by my old work which did a great 2 item barm & drink deal but were often niggardly with the sauce.   I asked for some more and the woman locked eyes with me and squirted loads of HP onto my barm.  I had the last laugh through because I really like brown sauce. 

 

 

Things that annoy me are people who can't resist commenting at people they don't know based on something they're carrying.   I bought a bag of charcoal today on my lunch as I have a bucket BBQ I bought mid winter for 90p (down from £9, bargain in the co op) I'm dying to try and might crack it out this weekend if it's even the slightest bit warm and between London Road and Shaw Street two people felt the need to comment.  One said "Save me a burger!" and the other asked "Can I come the Barbecue?"

 

No and No you human-botherers. You're not doing observational humour you're just being a tit. 

[lifetime fan]

Things that annoy me are people who can't resist commenting at people they don't know based on something they're carrying. I bought a bag of charcoal today on my lunch as I have a bucket BBQ I bought mid winter for 90p (down from £9, bargain in the co op) I'm dying to try and might crack it out this weekend if it's even the slightest bit warm and between London Road and Shaw Street two people felt the need to comment. One said "Save me a burger!" and the other asked "Can I come the Barbecue?"

 

No and No you human-botherers. You're not doing observational humour you're just being a tit.

They're the exact same cunts that come out the house when they see you washing the car, just to say 'you can do mine when you're finished'.

 

Fuck off you wanker before I 'do' you and your car.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[Mook]

When you're walking down the road & there's a seagull sitting on top of every fucking lamppost so you have to swerve out into the road to avoid being shat on, risking your own life each time in the process.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1.  Having a typically shit day in work

2.  When you do yoga to wind down after work, but you can't do it because your fucking shoulder fucking knacks

3.  When you get as far as your front fucking door before you realise you've left your fucking keys in work.

4.  After you've been back to work and got back home again, there's a fucking fat-arsed rat in the kitchen.  (Oddly, I did not feel any urge to sing any soft reggae.)

5.  Not getting anything to eat until about quarter to ten.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Trumo]

1.  Having a typically shit day in work

2.  When you do yoga to wind down after work, but you can't do it because your fucking shoulder fucking knacks

3.  When you get as far as your front fucking door before you realise you've left your fucking keys in work.

4.  After you've been back to work and got back home again, there's a fucking fat-arsed rat in the kitchen.  (Oddly, I did not feel any urge to sing any soft reggae.)

5.  Not getting anything to eat until about quarter to ten.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

*pulls pin*

 

Harsh on your missus that.

 

*legs it*

[Hand Shandy]

Yoga?

 

You deserve everything you get, you hipster!

[General Dryness]

When somebody is talking about food, there is a propensity here for at least one person in the group listening to go "yum" i.e. that sounds nice. But they drag it out so it goes "yahhhhm". Cunts.

 

People who can do something weird with their bodies like clicking a joint or something, and sit there doing it while you're trying to talk to them because they think it's cool. Fuck off.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1.  Having a typically shit day in work

2.  When you do yoga to wind down after work, but you can't do it because your fucking shoulder fucking knacks

3.  When you get as far as your front fucking door before you realise you've left your fucking keys in work.

4.  After you've been back to work and got back home again, there's a fucking fat-arsed rat in the kitchen.  (Oddly, I did not feel any urge to sing any soft reggae.)

5.  Not getting anything to eat until about quarter to ten.

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Chaka Demus ?

 

Pliers ?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

My memory, the more I try and remember something the less chance I give myself of it happeneing, fucking shocking it is, specifically when I have to bring something to or from work. I left some shopping bits in work, got home, realised, had to go back which is a 40 minute run easy, got back to work picked the shopping up, stopped off at her indoors work, said hello to someone, left the bag of shopping in her work.

[Curly]

People who insist on sitting in their seat reservation on an empty tain

Disagree. Why sit in a different seat because it's empty, to then be asked to move when it fills up, or then have to ask someone in your designated seat to move as you were sat in the wrong place. If you've booked a seat, sit in it. If you haven't, don't sit in someone else's. It's not like on a plane where you know once the journey has started you can move where you want. There are variables during a train journey called stops.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah I'm with Belarus, why would you sit anywhere BUT your designated seat ?? makes no sense.

[setreal]

People who sit on seats reserved by others on empty trains.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Yeah I'm with Belarus, why would you sit anywhere BUT your designated seat ?? makes no sense.

 

Because someone who hasn't booked a seat wants to sit there, DUH!

[Rico1304]

I cut my hand on Tuesday (Hades' voodoo is starting to work) and it's now bandaged. Means doing everything wrong handed, wiping my arse is like an episode of the Cube.