Philippe Coutinho

[Stickman]

I wonder if there was a burnt shirt on the seat?

[Guest]

I love the fact that the article reports his car is worth £50,000 and the caption of the reported damage values the car at £60,000.

 

No wonder the club keeps paying over the odds for their players.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It was neymar.

[Mook]

I'm going to be honest here, I tanned his windows after that fucking 'performance' he put in on Sunday.

[bonesman]

I posted this in the Youth team thread, thought Id post it in here as well.

 

Our under 9's goalie having a worldie.

[dickie mint]

It might of been Moreno taking a free kick at Melwood.

[Gym Beglin]

I posted this in the Youth team thread, thought Id post it in here as well.

 

Our under 9's goalie having a worldie.

 

What the fuck are they teaching the Under 9's?

 

It's 30 vs 3, for fucks sake.  2 keepers as well.  Fucking bullshit.

[Gym Beglin]

[magicrat]

What kind of fucknugget bricks a car because of transfer rumours? Soft in the head.

And we laugh at the bitters !

[Jairzinho]

I posted this in the Youth team thread, thought Id post it in here as well.

 

Our under 9's goalie having a worldie.

 

That early corner, and the crossing in general, was also actually much better than our first team.

[ZonkoVille77]

It was a beaked up cabbie trying to stitch a kopite up.

 

Or it could have been a run if the mill car break in.... imagine that.

[Cardie]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jurgen-klopp-philippe-coutinho-liverpool-13027453

 

Position change for Coutinho to allow more pace upfront?

 

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[Grinch]

Stringvest ain't gonna like what this means cause there's no way In hell we're playing Coutinho and Lallana in midfield.

 

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[stringvest]

Stringvest ain't gonna like what this means cause there's no way In hell we're playing Coutinho and Lallana in midfield.

 

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Haha - if you think Klopp is going to drop Lallana you'll need to dry your eyes mate.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wasn't coutinho crap whenever he played in the middle.

[Bernard Diomede]

Should have been playing in the middle against palace last week instead of the creative expertise of Can, Lucas and Wijnaldum

 

And he can't have been any worse than how he played in the left in that game

[Grinch]

Haha - if you think Klopp is going to drop Lallana you'll need to dry your eyes mate.

Baring in mind he's already tried to sign Gotze it's not that out there. If Coutinho and Lallana are vying for one position next season (both won't play in midfield Shirley) it's only you and Adam's mummy that would have the Brazilian on the bench.

 

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[Grinch]

Should have been playing in the middle against palace last week instead of the creative expertise of Can, Lucas and Wijnaldum

 

And he can't have been any worse than how he played in the left in that game

We've one winger and he's injured. It's not really much of an option right now.

 

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[stringvest]

Baring in mind he's already tried to sign Gotze it's not that out there. If Coutinho and Lallana are vying for one position next season (both won't play in midfield Shirley) it's only you and Adam's mummy that would have the Brazilian on the bench.

 

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continue to be wrong Grinch, it makes me smile.  Klopp, like Pochettino, knows how important Lallana is to our team. An Iniesta, as Pochettino has called him.  A genuine two footed player with vision and great technique who can accept the ball in the tightest of situations and retain it.  

[Ne Moe Imya]

Wasn't coutinho crap whenever he played in the middle.

 

I can't recall too many occasions where he played in a 3, but he was excellent in a diamond midfield with Sterling at the top and Suarez and Sturridge up front.

 

I'd really like to see us try that again, think we have the personnel for it still with Mane and Firmino up top and then Coutinho right behind them at the top of a diamond.  Could play Hendo at the base and Can and Gini on the sides.  Or Can at the base and Keita - Coutinho on the sides, with Firmino at the tip and then Mane and a new striker up top (after the summer on that one, obviously).

[stringvest]

Wasn't coutinho crap whenever he played in the middle.

 

 

he wasn't great, let's put it like that.

[Barrington Womble]

I used to like Coutinho in midfield when Rodgers played the diamond. I think the thing next year is with some more players in those attacking positions, it gives us some scope to rotate, have a bench and cover injuries.

[Pureblood]

An Iniesta, as Pochettino has called him. 

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

[Grinch]

continue to be wrong Grinch, it makes me smile. Klopp, like Pochettino, knows how important Lallana is to our team. An Iniesta, as Pochettino has called him. A genuine two footed player with vision and great technique who can accept the ball in the tightest of situations and retain it.

Jesus

 

Almost as bad as calling Joe Allen, Xavi. Almost.

 

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[Hand Shandy]

I like Lallana, but come on Stringy...

 

Thierry Henry once compared one of our full backs to Roberto Carlos. I'll leave it to you to work out which one.

 

Football manager/pundit in overblown praise shocker.