Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Phoenix]

Thought Ashley Cole was pretty poor out on the wing for United. Surprised how that transfer went under the radar. No fooling Waddle though.

 

Are you Andre Marriner in disguise?

[milky]

Are you Andre Marriner in disguise?

 

I was unsure myself, but when Waddle three times named him in the space of a few seconds, I knew I was the fool and never to doubt the master of the pelanty.

[dandyman]

Villa are fucking dreadful. I can't believe we dropped points against them.

So are hull?

[Dante]

 

 

[Boss]

Someone shouted "what STD have you got this week Wayne?" and that was his response.

[Anubis]

Must have thought he was at home, in the bedroom, wearing his Superman costume.

 

"I've told you before, Wayne. I'm not like your 'older' girls. I don't like that kinky stuff or you trying to place your willy up my bottom."

[nando1000]

See Rooney repeatedly diving, but not much is made of it in the media, if that was suarez..

[Stickman]

Ferguson.....the man who knocked United off their fucking perch ...

[fowler9]

naturally had to laugh upon hearing they were behind but like the last couple of wins one that doesn't do them much good but keeps him in a job longer

 

 

can't wait for the Bayern demolition

[Razoray]

Dusty Rhodes was another. Poptastic.

Hollywood Haze. Happy days

[littletedwest]

Anyone else seen his quotes on bayern and pep? how pep had a year to learn german and took over the champions of Europe.

 

last time I checked moyes did speak English and also took over the champions of england.

[manwiththestick]

He's becoming a parody of himself. I'm surprised there isn't a mock twitter account that his recent mutterings have been lifted from.

[Gnasher]

This is fucking great. They've lost the plot,

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/should-brendan-rodgers-be-considered-as-a-moyes-replacement.387644/

[General Dryness]

This is fucking great. They've lost the plot,

 

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/should-brendan-rodgers-be-considered-as-a-moyes-replacement.387644/

 

Yeah, maybe get Carra in as his assistant too. KK in a DOF role. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ginny]

Hahaha! That redcafe is hilarious. I've just had a look at their football forum and they have about 5 threads devoted to Liverpool. The funniest is titled "how will you deal with Liverpool winning the league". It's in meltdown. If we actually win the legue that website will explode

[manwiththestick]

Just been on there, some of them still think that man for man they have a better starting 11. I'd take the goalie but that is by no means a gimme.

[Guest LFD]

[Bad Red Bull]

wtf. that is so disturbing. whenever I see moyes now, I probably will picture him like this.

[PestiRed]

How has Red Issue taken being vilified by their own crowd and the media for the plane fiasco?

[Boss]

Their playing Bayern on April fools day, this seasons been written by a scouser.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Moyes on Guardiola: "Really looking forward to coming up against him. I've no doubt I'll be doing it plenty of times in the future."

 

Okay, Dave.

[Section_31]

Class, much like Audley Harrison would look forward to going up against Joe Louis.

[Jairzinho]

Moyes eyeing up some glamorous pre season friendlies for Preston next season.

[Horus]

Moyes is like the employee who has been placed in charge of a sales team, based on length of service during a time of upheaval. He says all the bullish things you've heard the previous managers say at different times, but you just don't believe that he believes what he's saying.

[The Golden Eel]

Moyes on Guardiola: "Really looking forward to coming up against him. I've no doubt I'll be doing it plenty of times in the future."

 

Okay, Dave.

 

Maybe he thought he was being asked about Uwe Rosler