Do you read threads before you post in them?

[lifetime fan]

Henry Kissinger.

 

And a mini red pepper potplant on the wrought-iron outdoor table.

 

 

 

Posh cunt.

[Uncle_Meat]

I started to eat one of these the other day in work, the 2 for £1.50 ones right, UM? It was fucking horrific, tasted exactly like the smell of horse shit.

 

 

Them's the ones, rough as fuck.

 

 

Where was I? Oh yeah. Fries up a beans-on?

[lifetime fan]

AC Slatering.

[Captain Turdseye]

AC Slatering.

 

Bastard. I've just come back downstairs after a shit, if I'd have seen that simple sentence before I went up my night would have been a whole lot more interesting. Even more so when I tell you that her mother and my mother are downstairs swapping stories, imagine her ma walking in whilst I'm sat the wrong way round taking a picture of myself.

[lifetime fan]

Bastard. I've just come back downstairs after a shit, if I'd have seen that simple sentence before I went up my night would have been a whole lot more interesting. Even more so when I tell you that her mother and my mother are downstairs swapping stories, imagine her ma walking in whilst I'm sat the wrong way round taking a picture of myself.

 

 

Get a photo of her Ma AC Slatering and post it on here.

 

You'll be in rep heaven.

[Captain Turdseye]

Get a photo of her Ma AC Slatering and post it on here.

 

You'll be in rep heaven.

 

One can only dream. Her mother mentioned that she'd been painting earlier while the old man was away. I offered to go round and help her get wet and sticky, get the job done. The suggestion didn't go down well with Mrs Turdseye, pregnancy hormones are fucking her right up.

[Pidge]

Sometimes, if it's an interesting thread that has something special about it and we share a certain rapport.

 

Usually I just post in them and get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.

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[Unrighteous]

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[Remmie]

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I must be getting old, I looked at that gif for 10 good seconds before I realised there were boobs. I thought it was a guy shitting into a hanky in the audience behind the ice hockey player.

[Unrighteous]

I must be getting old, I looked at that gif for 10 good seconds before I realised there were boobs. I thought it was a guy shitting into a hanky in the audience behind the ice hockey player.

 

Hahahaha! Really?! I saw it and was like, "Boobs!"... "Oh! Hockey!"

[Fowlers God]

There is even a poll.

[VladimirIlyich]

Half past three.

[Jim MM]

No. Back in the day I used to waste time reading postboxes before posting in them to see when they got collected. I can never get that time back.

[Kevin D]

I am stunned to find out that on any given thread 2/3rds of the people posting haven't read the fucking thing.

 

There's something wrong with you lot.

[clangers]

I don't give a shit what you think, sacking Rafa was a huge mistake you cock masters.

[brucespanner]

I don't give a shit what you think, sacking Rafa was a huge mistake you cock masters.

 

Is that f******l on the GF?

 

I think it is!

 

Guess what?

[md1892]

Is that f******l on the GF?

 

I think it is!

 

Guess what?

 

 

And again.

[Bjornebye]

Bjornebye is a cunt.

 

you still mad at me for posting you arl fella down grafton street?

 

anyway back on topic, no she is only 12.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

you still mad at me for posting you arl fella down grafton street?

 

anyway back on topic' date=' no she is only 12.[/quote']

 

How did he fit through the letterbox?

[Bjornebye]

How did he fit through the letterbox?

 

3 quids worth of condoms and some jam.