Red nose day gets on my..

[Stouffer]

..tits. Lenny Henry is an unfunny cunt. I'm actively boycotting the bbc today.

[Ted]

I second that.

[Wig]

It is shit like. Do a 6 min protest in your living room.

[cochcaer]

I quite enjoyed Comic Relief does the Apprentice. A perv at Cheryl Tweedy and laugh at Piers Morgan and Alastair Campbell.

[Michael Howard]

I quite enjoyed Comic Relief does the Apprentice. A perv at Cheryl Tweedy and laugh at Piers Morgan and Alastair Campbell.

 

Agreed - i thought it was ace last night. Cheryl was quite dead pan funny wasn't she - not sure if it was deliberate or unintentional though - [to Trinny] "have you got a touch of that OCD d'ya reckon pet ?"

 

Lenny Henry is 20 years past his sell by date but he is RND's answer to Terry on Children in Need so they can't get rid.

 

I'm quite looking forward to it tonight.

[Momo Is A Beast]

it is for a good cause but it is utter drivelly shit on telly.

 

In work today they have some James Bond theme going on and they have a 'casino' and stuff and 'murder mysteries' ets.

 

also after lunch we have milk and nap time!

 

pisses me off. They should just have buckets for us to put money in and thats it

[bri]

barhumbug

[Stouffer]

barhumbug

 

That's me that is. I just can't be arsed. I do care about the things they are trying to achieve I just don't agree with the way it's done.

 

It gives people licence to act the office twat all day, never good.

[Ted]

If they're making that much of a difference, why have they been doing the same shite for about 15-20 years? Surely they would have made such a difference in that amount of time that they don't need to put us through the guilt trip every 2 years.

 

I do accept it is a worthwhile cause though.

[CharleyKnight]

I like it. I think its nice that. even if it is once a year, something gets done that actually makes a bit of a difference. Anyone who pisses and whines about it needs to get a grip. How can a charitable evnt piss you off so much? Don't watch it and don't donate you miserable pricks.

[bri]

tis me, your no mark celebrity, don't forget to put your hands in your pocket today folks for those less well of than you.

 

ps.

 

dont forget to vote for me on I'm a prick get me out of here and I've a book out next month.

[philyhamann]

I hate these stupid charity events which celebrities just use to raise their profiles.

 

That Live 8 was the biggest farce I've ever seen, the only people who profited from it were the artists who performed. No one cared about Razor Light before.

[cochcaer]

Cheryl was quite dead pan funny wasn't she - not sure if it was deliberate or unintentional though - [to Trinny] "have you got a touch of that OCD d'ya reckon pet ?"

 

She's well rattleable but I was good to see that she's not turned into some wannable nouveau riche like Posh Spice. She's just a Geordie bruiser that swears like a trooper; only in more expensive clobber.

[Wig]

I like it. I think its nice that. even if it is once a year, something gets done that actually makes a bit of a difference. Anyone who pisses and whines about it needs to get a grip. How can a charitable evnt piss you off so much? Don't watch it and don't donate you miserable pricks.

 

Fuck-off to Greece you!

[Stu Monty]

That Ricky Gervais sketch was pretty fucking good. Someone please make Catherine Tate stop though. If the trade off for her to not be on is that a few more people have to die then I think they would agree it's a sacrifice that they'd be willing to make for the greater good.

[Hermes]

The funniest thing about it is all those millionaire celebrities telling us to put our hands in our pockets to help the needy, whilst boosting their own publicity and careers ie. bank balances.

 

"Do as I say, not as I do."

[Stu Monty]

Some of them are publicity seeking shitehawks and some want to do a bit of good.

 

I love the way they keep going on about how 'This is the ONE night you can make a difference'. Yep, course it is.

[John101]

had to love chris de burghs ott rendition there classic

[Stu Monty]

Thornton will do ANYTHING to get on television. She'd host the drowniing of small children if she got to wear a frock and stand in front of a camera. Brass Eye taught her nothing.

[WaltonRed]

Gervais was hilarious, Stephen Merchant is proper funny.

 

The whole thing is rather tedious though although it was for a really good cause.

[philyhamann]

The Gervais thing was fucking class.

 

I don't usually like Russel Brand, but he is pretty funny tonight. That, and he reminds me if I grow stubble and get a weird haircut, I too can become a sex god.

[Remmie]

Tony Blair ruled. He even made a shit Catherine Tate joke funny

[philyhamann]

Aye, first time I ever laughed at Catherine Tate. Doctor Who/Tate thing was ok as well just for the Dr Who joke.

[Sut]

I like the way it is actually a relief from comedy.

How funny are starving AIDS victims in Africa?

Marginally funny than that Brummie twat.

[cochcaer]

Gervais was good and even Russell Brand made me laugh; pointing out the irony of him trying to raise money to get people off drugs and prostitution.

 

Lenny Henry, Billy Connolly and Emma Thompson are just too fucking sanctimonious.