The punching above their weight thread.......

[Teflon Don]

Doesn't look like we ever cited this one:

 

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/mar/25/gwyneth-paltrow-chris-martin-to-separate

 

 

After more than 10 years of marriage the actor Gwyneth Paltrow and British rock star Chris Martin have announced that they are to split up.

 

A statement on Paltrow's website, Goop, announced on Tuesday that the couple were embarking on a "Conscious Uncoupling".

 

"It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate," the couple wrote.

 

"We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate."

 

It went on: "We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner."

 

The message was signed simply, "Love, Gwyneth & Chris."

 

Paltrow, 41, who won a best actress Academy award for Shakespeare in Love, and British singer Martin, 37, were married in December 2003, and have two children, Apple and Moses.

 

Last month, the editor of the influential US magazine Vanity Fair penned a 1,500-word article to explain to readers why he had not published an article about Paltrow.

 

The Los Angles-born actress, named by alternative US magazines as the "most hated celebrity" and the "world's most beautiful woman", had been engaged in a dispute for almost a year with the magazine, which was said to have been planning to run an essay on "the Gwyneth Paltrow love/hate phenomenon".

[Jairzinho]

Apple. Fucking Apple.

[Juniper]

Oh fuck off

 

They've always conducted themselves privately so they release a public statement announcing their separation?

 

Fuck.Off

 

Anyway, didn't she once say that Blowjobs were disgusting?

 

Bet he can't wait to get back out there rattling some groupies on his bands forthcoming tour.

 

 

[Teflon Don]

Anyway, didn't she once say that Blowjobs were disgusting?

 

Thought it was quite well known that she doesn't eat meat.

[Juniper]

Bollocks to that, surprised he lasted so long.

[Champ]

Apple. Fucking Apple.

'Consciously uncouple'. They deserve each other

[Section_31]

Tedious wanker

[Bjornebye]

She isnt even that fit. She looks like the wafer eating vegan cunt she probably is. Fucking apple.

[stringvest]

Chris Martin can be found in a skip wearing only piss and semen stained underpants binge eating kebabs and rolling his own winnits. His next album will include covers of Megadeth and Crass favourites. 

[Chairman Meow]

His next album will include covers of Megadeth and Crass favourites. 

 

But done in a bland and soulless manner with a piano?

[Champ]

Oh fuck off

 

They've always conducted themselves privately so they release a public statement announcing their separation?

 

Fuck.Off

 

Anyway, didn't she once say that Blowjobs were disgusting?

 

Bet he can't wait to get back out there rattling some groupies on his bands forthcoming tour.

Virtually the whole front page of the Scottish S*n. Why?

[stringvest]

But done in a bland and soulless manner with a piano?

 

you've heard it already?  

[Dr Nowt]

you've heard it already?  

 

Many, many times but always with a different cover design.

[General Dryness]

I still think Rush of Blood is an outstanding album. And Parachutes was ok. Everything since has been ass though.

[Boss]

"Mylo Xyloto" what a fucking unbelievably pretentious name for an absolutely dreadful album, what an absolute cretin.

[General Dryness]

Yep, awful. Stopped taking any notice of them after hearing the a couple of tracks off X&Y, mainly the dreadful dirge "Fix You". Peaked too early, its all been downhill since 02. If any artist should have put a shotgun in their mouth after a couple of albums, it was Chris Martin.

[moof]

Haha!!

[cochyn]

My missus.

 

Fucking blessed, she is.

[Harry Squatter]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587816/We-edit-wedding-photos-Fiancee-punching-weight-contest-winner-confesses-shes-aware-partner-no-Tom-Cruise-personality-counts.html

 

He looks like a cross between Anthony Costa from blue and Peter Beardsley. I would smash her more times than the world land speed record.

[Hand Shandy]

Hahaha! I love the fact the Geordies held a competition!

[General Dryness]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2587816/We-edit-wedding-photos-Fiancee-punching-weight-contest-winner-confesses-shes-aware-partner-no-Tom-Cruise-personality-counts.html

 

He looks like a cross between Anthony Costa from blue and Peter Beardsley. I would smash her more times than the world land speed record.

 

My moneys on

 

[General Dryness]

Either way, its a bigger mismatch than Kimbo Slice vs Steven Hawking. No wheelchairs allowed.

[Champ]

I dont get the Martin hate. Is he not just a bit dull?

[Stickman]

 

Don't think you'd be hanging your hat on those....

[Trumo]

I dont get the Martin hate. Is he not just a bit dull?

 

I might be wrong, but I think the main reason a lot of people think he's a cunt has less to do with the band he's in and more to do with his tendency to preach about issues, a bit like U2's Bono.

 

As for the baby naming, it seems as though all celebrities give their kids stupid names that scream 'look at me!', not for the child but rather the parents. Kids can be merciless with the piss-taking and it can lead to bullying too, so it's the parents' stupid fault when that happens.