Allardyce Independent Interview

[General Dryness]

. I have my own skin, then I have a rhino skin and then sometimes I put an elephant skin over that.”

 

So he's a fucking poacher as well as a massive cunt.

 

The massive cunt.

[Jim MM]

He's harmless enough, I don't mind him at all.

[JagSquared]

Better than the other fat head bruce. Big Sam will fail at West Ham and no doubt blame everyone else.

[Guest Jon Snow]

Ahhh sam you fat headed fucking cock cheese mother fucking dick sucking smelly dog licking cat shagging granny killer fat jawed gum chewing ugly prick of a so called manager.

 

I like him too he makes me laugh, when he ain't got his head up fergies ass.

 

In bold I put it in a anagram convert and got,

 

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WTFSAUCE ?

[Red Phoenix]

I know he's mad and all, but just seen he signed Carew last night, could turn out to be a good transfer for them that.

[Lee909]

Carew is a great signing. Can't stand the prick but he what they needed and will bring th back up.

Not_the big sam on the other hand is a wonderful man.

I would actually love to find out that he himself was running that twitter feed.

[Razoray]

"Little old Bolton used to beat Rafa Benítez [and Liverpool] every time he came to the Reebok Stadium. And they couldn't cope with it."

 

Incorrect!

 

04/05 1-0

05/06 2-2

06/07 2-0

It wasn't as if the Rafa team (his 3rd or 4th game in charge) that Bolton beat in 2004 was any great shakes and Liverpool were terrible at the start of the 06/07 season (Bolton was the 3rd loss in the 1st 7 games). He just blows his "achievements" up so much it's laughable. Oh and by the way, he was beaten in the return legs at Anfield, the three times. Also, why does he not mention the away game at Newcastle when he managed there?

Edited August 7, 2011 by Razoray

[Red Phoenix]

Can't stand the prick but he what they needed and will bring th back up.

 

Same, but I want him back in the PL. Purely to watch his reactions if we smash his team at Anfield, really enjoy it. (and his chances of whining before and after the game to the press.) Don't really have any hate for him, just think he's mad in a funny way. Kind of reminds me of Wenger in that respect, even though Wenger can be a bell when he goes over the top.

[RedEagle]

Hahahaha, another one from an interview in the Telegraph regarding his leaving of Bolton.

 

"That was it. I went home and said to [my wife] Lynne, 'That’s me finished’. She didn’t believe me, nobody believed but, believe you me, when Sam makes his mind up, there is no turning back. I tried to stay loyal. I had to keep it quiet at that particular time because of my love for the club.”

[Durango]

What's terrifying is that,

 

the fat headed,Les Dawson's love child face cunt thinks HE'S A WINNER

 

What as the cunt won?

 

I don't know what he worse at,

 

Managing or playing?

 

He was a fuckin yard dog of a centre half

[Liam]

At his press conference to announce his appointment at West Ham he came out with this beauty: "Everywhere I've been I've entertained the public".

[Lurtz]

He suffers from the same delusions of grandeur as the likes of Carlton Palmer and Nicklas Bendtner. There has been too much said about having self belief in recent years, as if purely having belief in yourself will increase your performance in areas where you don't actually possess any skills, or sufficient skills anyway. These people are the King Cnuts of football. (Insert vag joke here____________).

[lifetime fan]

The bloke is a cunt, simple as.

 

Remeber this classic from September 2005?

 

"Benitez, what has he ever done in the game?"

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/24830-sam-allardyce-cunt.html

[Lurtz]

Haha. Have that Allardyce. 0-1 at home to Cardiff. Wonder which 'module' they use.

[TheDrowningMan]

If you're going to play a keeper as bad as Robert Green, you deserve all you get. Brad Jones is superior.

[Lurtz]

If you're going to play a keeper as bad as Robert Green, you deserve all you get. Brad Jones is superior.

 

He got both hands behind that ball. He must have wrists like Dale Winton.

[Durango]

The bloke is a cunt, simple as.

 

Remeber this classic from September 2005?

 

"Benitez, what has he ever done in the game?"

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/24830-sam-allardyce-cunt.html

 

When did the soft cunt come out with that one?

[lifetime fan]

When did the soft cunt come out with that one?

 

September 2005, as my post would suggest.

[barosrocks]

Big Sam will fail at West Ham and no doubt blame everyone else.

 

True, but it might be the one time when he's actually right.

 

The porn kings will fuck that club up more than Big Sam

[TheDrowningMan]

September 2005, as my post would suggest.

 

To be honest, it's not as bad as it sounds if you don't tear it completely out of context.

[lifetime fan]

To be honest, it's not as bad as it sounds if you don't tear it completely out of context.

 

Out of context?

 

The fat headed cunt won a second division title as a player.

 

"Cunt, what has he ever done in the game"?

[Chocoholic]

I feel like setting fire to this dressing room and watching these useless bastards squeal like terrified orphans. Fucking furious.

 

TheBig_Sam notBigSam

Gave each player a dart & ordered them to throw it at Rob Green's face. Every single one of them missed. Carlton Cole hit himself. Fuck me

 

 

Hahaha, priceless!

[TheDrowningMan]

Out of context?

 

The fat headed cunt won a second division title as a player.

 

"Cunt, what has he ever done in the game"?

 

Allardyce was simply suggesting that there seemed to be less importance placed on whether a manager had played to a high standard previously on the continent.. It wasn't an attempt to elevate his own playing credentials. Given the litany of crap he's responsible for, it stands as one of his less outrageous comments whether it's true or not.

[Randy Marsh]

What an enormous delusional fat headed biff.

[Anubis]

Haha. Have that Allardyce. 0-1 at home to Cardiff. Wonder which 'module' they use.

 

Are you sure that wasn't a moral win for Big Sam? Big Sam's a winner. A winner, damn you.