Most boring song ever ?

[grazywalker]

I have to go with Twist in my sobrierty by Tanita Tikaram - I would by the way

IfI have fucked up the link then just be grateful .

[manwiththestick]

Dancing in the moonlight.

[Section_31]

Probably something by Westlife, the music equivalent of being dead. Take your pick as to which song.

[MOGLET]

Mad world, dullest song ever.

 

Or anything by Sade or Enya

 

Or anything in the category of rap

[VladimirIlyich]

Lets Dance by David Bowie.

 

There is a 10-12 minute version of it too.

[Cardie]

Radiohead.

 

Yeah I went their, fucking bring it.

[Sparky]

Fields Of Gold by Sting. Easily.

[Guest davelfc]

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[Faustus]

My mate's bird is coming to Glastonbury with us and he's dreading having to go and watch Coldplay with her because she's a massive fan. Anyway, in an atttempt to try and get him into them, she lent him all of her Coldplay CDs and in his words he "forgot he was listening to music after a few songs."

 

Probably something by those dullards.

[jonnybastard]

That fucking awful dirge 'my heart will go on' by celine 'canoe' dion. My song will go on more like, put me off watching titanic. That and that little puff lenny da crap.

[Trumo]

Probably something by Westlife, the music equivalent of being dead. Take your pick as to which song.

 

Hang on! They had more than one song?

[Elmyn Noos]

I've got no problem with any of the songs or bands mentioned so far in this thread.

 

One of the most tedious songs I've heard is a quite recent one by some currently popular blert who drones on about how he loves some bird so much he'd jump on a grenade for her, even though said bird bird treats him like the wet vaj that he is.

 

OI, whoever the fuck you are, you actually wouldn't take a grenade for her, because if you were the sort of bloke to smother a live grenade, you wouldn't be the sort of wet cunt that would whine about his bird treating him like a wet cunt.

 

You're a wet cunt, and your song should go:

 

OOOO I'm a lame arse wet cunt

Who whines like a bitch about stuff

And this woman I know treats me like a cunt

Because I am a cunt

 

I reckon I'd do loads of brave life threatening things for her

But the irony is she wouldn't want want me to unless there was some sort of guarantee that I'd die,

Because despite what the magazines say women hate weak metrosexual grooming cunts like me,

And I wouldn't do that shit anyway cuz I got no balls.

 

ooooooo....

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That Adele song, by a country fucking mile and back.

[manwiththestick]

Any Adele song, by a country fucking mile and back.

 

That's better.

[razor]

My mate's bird is coming to Glastonbury with us and he's dreading having to go and watch Coldplay with her because she's a massive fan. Anyway, in an atttempt to try and get him into them, she lent him all of her Coldplay CDs and in his words he "forgot he was listening to music after a few songs."

 

Probably something by those dullards.

 

That band Athlete make Coldplay sound like Motorhead.

 

So my answer is anything by Athlete. I'd try and look up a song name but they are so dull the internet shuts down when you Google their name.

[Mendoza]

The Scientist by Coldplay.

[Pony Princess]

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Its only 4 minutes but it feels like half an hour. god this song was at #1 for like 12 weeks and its so... fucking... dull

[Teflon Don]

Its only 4 minutes but it feels like half an hour. god this song was at #1 for like 12 weeks and its so... fucking... dull

 

16 long, long weeks at Number 1 in fact, pop pickers.

 

This one famously (and aptly) went no further than Number 2, of course....

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[Skidfingers McGonical]

YouTube Link

 

Its only 4 minutes but it feels like half an hour. god this song was at #1 for like 12 weeks and its so... fucking... dull

 

I hate that song more than I hate anything blue and Tory like.

 

I remember a few of my mates saying 'this is mine and my birds song this'

 

I just thought they went to higher levels of soppy cuntishness.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Oh na na

Boingy bame

Oh na na

Boingy bame

[SonofJan]

anything ever recorded by chris rea.

[robbiefowler9]

Anything by Snow Patrol.

[rory]

radiohead - treefingers

 

beat that

[Stu Monty]

Radiohead.

 

Yeah I went their, fucking bring it.

 

How does that song go and who wrote it?

 

Boring? I can accept people not liking them (whilst thinking that there can't be a person alive that wouldn't like at least something they've done, given their range of songs) but boring?

 

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You have not been paying attention.

[Cardie]

Christ, even their 'up beat' songs are drony.