*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

I am sure all their dignified and classy fans will behave with all their usual dignity and class at the news today of the man who dragged them away from the relegation battle they were in when he took over and led them to what is pretty much their par finish over the years has been sacked.

 

From 2010-2017 they have finished - 8th, 7th, 7th, 6th, 5th, 11th, 11th and 7th.

 

Sam just finished 8th.

 

Dead on par.

[Dr Nowt]

Starry starry night...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

His local chippy is preparing itself for one hell of an order.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

To be honest every time Big Sam is mentioned now I genuinely gravy a chippy.

[Dr Nowt]

First club to make Liverpool fans like Sam Allardyce.

[Stickman]

Could be a major mistake getting shut of Jabba, they finished 8th (fuck knows how) which isn't bad, then next season he get's in three or four of his usual standard of footballer (yard dogs) and suddenly they're a horrible horrible side to play against.

[INTORRESTING]

That is the best finish they could have hoped for as Burnley were very good this year.

 

He did his job very well and you can't expect it all in 6 months - they are deluded.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I hope they go down. It won't happen but I really really do. Even just for one season, for a laugh. Just to see how SteveO spins it mostly.

[Turkish Delight]

Paddy Power have Allardyce as 16/1 4th favourite for next manager.

 

It's never happening but my head would fall off with laughter.  I'm sure there'd be a great new verse of the 'Everton, we're all laughing at you' song if it did.

[Trumo]

My condolences to the takeaways and greasy spoons in the Merseyside area.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This is the end of the Flab Four. Who next, Rooney, Unsworth or Royle?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Let's see how they spin this tapping up Silva complaint. "Everyone else does it so we're just leveling the playing field"

[sir roger]

They were never going down , they were 13th when he joined for f***s sake with possibly the best squad outside the top 6. Their fans and Moshiri basically panicked ( To be fair to BGB he was reportedly massively against the appointment ) and they have had to pay £9m for the privilege.

 

Putting my red hat down ( difficult where Everton are concerned ) the fans need to stop the obsession with managers ' getting them ' and just get one who is a good manager. None of my business but Eddie Howe seems the best choice - as a bonus for them he's a blue for some reason, so might even find an acceptable christmas tree.

[magicrat]

Here is a cheeky little bet. Next manager to take them down. To Allardyces credit he has never been relegated as a club manager.

 

Allardyce has won fuck all which should be taken into account . On balance he is a cunt that steals a wage.

[Aventus]

Shouldn't have sacked Koeman, in their first 9 games 6 of them were the teams that finished above them in the league other than us, so you can't really blame them for losing nearly all of them.

 

Out of the other 3 games they won 2 and drew one.

 

If they kept up that trend of approximately losing to every team above them and winning 2 and drawing 1 out of the games of those below them they'd have finished on 56 points, and would be in 7th and above Burnley.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Shouldn't have sacked Koeman, in their first 9 games 6 of them were the teams that finished above them in the league other than us, so you can't really blame them for losing nearly all of them.

Out of the other 3 games they won 2 and drew one.

If they kept up that trend of approximately losing to every team above them and winning 2 and drawing 1 out of the games of those below them they'd have finished on 56 points, and would be in 7th and above Burnley.

My Dad said the same. Is that you Dad?

[dockers_strike]

Are you two related. We need to know.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Are you two related. We need to know.

We I've been around.

[deiseach]

Another reason to have kept Koeman was that he was way too 

 

Shouldn't have sacked Koeman, in their first 9 games 6 of them were the teams that finished above them in the league other than us, so you can't really blame them for losing nearly all of them.

Out of the other 3 games they won 2 and drew one.

If they kept up that trend of approximately losing to every team above them and winning 2 and drawing 1 out of the games of those below them they'd have finished on 56 points, and would be in 7th and above Burnley.

 

Another reason to have kept Koeman is that he is a somebody. I'm not being a smartarse here. Okay, maybe I'm being a little bit of a smartarse, but he is an authentic football heavyweight (no pun intended with regard to his successor). There isn't a supporter in the world who wouldn't look at him with respect. For the Rodney Dangerfield of football fan bases to run him out of town . . . they'll need to have a proper billionaire to spend proper billions before they'll get a gaffer of his stature again.

[WhiskeyJar]

Who else but Fat Sam?

[Talismanic]

...and Moyes has gone - coincidence?

[Bjornebye]

Can see Dyche to Everton and Moyes to Burnley

[Mudface]

The stars are aligning, this could be perfect.

[Josef Svejk]

Moyes and Everton belong together.

[Hand Shandy]

Pretty brutal this from Hunter...

 

Wretched football, erroneous boasts: Sam Allardyce was an Everton misfit

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/16/wretched-football-sam-allardyce-everton-sack