Shefki Kuqi

[Chocoholic]

One thing has never been cleared up...

 

Is he a Shefki, or is he a Kuqi? They get rather up in arms and temperamental if you insult them by calling them the wrong thing.

[Wor Horse]

Sava was his name.

 

........Oh!

B-I-N-G-O....

 

Sorry.

[silverlining]

Do you need it explaining to you?

 

It appears so, yes.

[Wor Horse]

Cameron Jerome.

[TheResonator]

Shefki Kuqi? A premier league striker? Hilarious.

[paddyberger15]

It appears so, yes.

 

Dear Sir,

Please rush me one Headwand by special delivery. I enclose 40 Milk Bottle tops (7 of them Red and 4 Gold, or is it 3?) in respect of payment.

Yours faithfully,

Brendan S Lining.

[Dr.Filth]

Even Vinny fucking Jones scored a cracker in front of the Kop once.

[Guest PurpleNose]

 

Seriously, he was a shit player. Quite possibly the worst footballer even to win a World Cup winners medal. He started in that final too!

 

 

 

 

Au contraire.

[Heinze]

Joe Cole

 

:whistle:

[silverlining]

Dear Sir,

Please rush me one Headwand by special delivery. I enclose 40 Milk Bottle tops (7 of them Red and 4 Gold, or is it 3?) in respect of payment.

Yours faithfully,

Brendan S Lining.

 

:( x a million

 

I DON'T GET IT

[Alan Sex]

[Rorschach08]

didn't Dahlin (not the streetfighter dude) score his only goal in england v liverpool?

[silverlining]

Oliver Hardy.

[Scottish Steve]

Hamilton Ricard? He was shite and Kuqi looks like a fat John Collins

[paddyberger15]

Oliver Hardy.

 

Somebody give him a Sherbet Fountain.

[smokinsteve]

If they signed him fair play..

 

Its fuck all to do with us and we have signed some shite in our time..

 

Just cause we signed their prize asset we shouldnt act like cunts..

[RedinSweden]

If they signed him fair play..

 

Its fuck all to do with us and we have signed some shite in our time..

 

Just cause we signed their prize asset we shouldnt act like cunts..

 

Meh

[Russ Atmosphere]

DJ Fucking Campbell scored against us

 

[smokinsteve]

Meh

 

Point taken..

 

Fuk em

[sir roger]

didn't Dahlin (not the streetfighter dude) score his only goal in england v liverpool?

 

I think he did & there was a South American ( can't remember his name ) who cost Blackburn a fortune & scored his one and only goal against us too.

 

All trumped however by my bluenose mate who still has nightmares about a journey to Derby County that took over 6 hours due to motorway pile-ups , reaching the ground just in time to see Esteban Fuertes score his only goal in England, shortly before it being discovered that he had made his own passport following instructions from Art Attack & being subsequently deported.

 

*** You may or may not be surprised to hear that Everton tried to get the game replayed.

[Hugo Sanjeev]

Was Lawrie Sanchez a striker?

[Charles Penrose]

Can I get a Kevin Lisbie up in here.

 

Three times, no less.

[WrongIslander]

Titus Bramble and DJ Campbell (with two different clubs!)

[Anubis]

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I admire the way he appears completely unrepentant as he strides back towards the centre circle.

[Hugo Sanjeev]

As I have no recollection of it, I did a quick check online to see if Jason Lee (!) ever scored against us. Didn't find anything.