SUAREZ and CARROLL song

[PaulMcC]

when I think of suarez I go out of my head. (I just can't get enough) when he scores a volley an when he scores a head ( I just can't get enough) he scores a goal an the kop go wild.. and I just can't seem to get enough der der der der der der der, der der der der der der der, der der der der Luiz Suarez! Der der der....

 

 

Celtic fans already sing Just Cant Get Enough.

[bobhorse]

To the Tune of We Don't Carry Bottles

 

We got rid of Torres

His shirts went in the bin

and we bought Andy Carroll

Cos he's worth two of him

With little Luis Suarez

playing down the wing

We fucking Battered Chelsea

now we all laugh and sing

 

Who the fuck is Torres

we dont remember him

the money grabbing bastard

yes were well rid of him

were back to winning matches

were winning them to nil

and playing lovely football

Cos Suarez & Carroll they are brill

[bobhorse]

To the Tune of Googie the Liverpool Duck

 

His Name Is Luis Suarez

for bite'n he got done

but we dont care were happy cos

Our Luis scores for Fun

 

 

To the Tune of who the fuck is Alice

 

He didn't want to leave them

He wants to stay at home

but Ashley took our millions

from Kenny on the Phone

now for 35 mill we have bought a geordie lad named Carroll

Carroll Andy Andy Carroll

 

Now he sings and dances

when Suarez plays the tune

there scoring goals together

they cost a small fortune

but for 35m we bought a geordie land named Carroll

Carroll Andy Andy Carroll

[jon lad]

(To boots are made for walking)

 

Luis is made for biting;

That's just what he'll do.

One of these days Luis;

is gunna bite your arse in two.

 

or

 

his boots are made for scoring

and that's just what he'll do

one of these days lil luis

is gonna bite your arse in two

[Pool518]

Who let Suarez out

Who who who who

Who let Suarez out

Who who who who

 

To the tune of who let the dogs out

[esoteric]

[YOUTUBE]bS8Fn2gaGpM[/YOUTUBE]

 

Luis Suárez

Ohh Yeah

We Wanna Goal

Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay

 

Good shout PaulMcC :whistle:

[109_ultra]

I think its important that any song we sing for either player makes no reference to torres. Its not fair on them, they're their own man and it will be outdated anyway in a year or two when we all look back and think "thank fuck we sold him and bought these two when we did".

 

Favourite so far is blaydon races for andy carroll...whoever made that up is a lyrical genius, class.

[ScoureRich86]

This link isn't a song but Hitlers reaction to Carrols buy...theyve done a good job on this, funny as feck.

 

[Auld Gregg]

[YOUTUBE]bS8Fn2gaGpM[/YOUTUBE]

 

Luis Suárez

Ohh Yeah

We Wanna Goal

Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay

 

Good shout PaulMcC :whistle:

 

YouTube - Louie Louie - Toots & The Maytals (This is england soundtrack)

 

This one instead

[esoteric]

YouTube - Louie Louie - Toots & The Maytals (This is england soundtrack)

 

This one instead

 

 

Nahh thats just horrible.

[Auld Gregg]

Nahh thats just horrible.

 

Not a fan of ska!

[esoteric]

Not a fan of ska!

 

Nah, I'm not really a fan .. actually when I say "not really a fan", I mean I don't like it at all, in fact I absolutely detest it - I'd rather have my eardrums punctured with knitting needles while having a gang of bitters pissing in them to the z-car tune being played on a hammond organ.

[LFC64]

To the tune of I Am The Music Man:

 

He came from Uruguay

To make the redmen smile

Oh Luis Suarez

Oh Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez

 

 

el pistolero Is a red

is a red

is a red

el pistolero is a red

is a redman

 

I like the Pistolero idea... How about ...

 

el pistolero Is a red

is a red

is a red

el pistolero is a red

Luis Luis Suarez ?

[Preston Red]

LUIS SUAREZ!

HE REPLACED TORRES!

HE CAME FROM AJAX,

TO BRING US JOY!

HE WEARS NUMBER 7!

HE'S FOOTBALL HEAVEN!

SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR LUIS AWAY!

 

Any good?

 

Probably not.

[LFC64]

Simplicity is best ..

 

To the old Alan Hansen chant..

 

Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez

Vaya el Pistolero

 

Works for Carroll as well..

 

Andy Carroll

Andy Carroll

Way aye

Andy Carroll

[cartman]

Haha quality!

[fowler9]

GoBarbra.com | Make Your own customized Barbra Streisand song!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Now, I'm no fucking lyricist, but I wondered if you lot could help with a germ of an idea; thought "Last Caress" could maybe work...please feel free to fill in the blanks !

 

"Last Caress"

 

I got something to say

I killed your baby today

And it doesn't matter much to me

As long as it's dead

 

Well I got something to say

I raped John Terry's mother today

And it doesn't matter much to me

As long as she spread

 

Sweet lovely death

He'll bite your fucking neck,

Come sweet death, Luis Suarez

 

[YOUTUBE]ttPGXIwrI2k[/YOUTUBE]

[Seanleonardart]

Faithless - Mass Destruction

 

Whether long-range efforts or suttle knock-ons

Andy Carroll is a weapon of mass destruction

 

Whether its infront of the kop or at Goodison

Andy Carroll is a weapon of mass destruct

 

You could have John Terry or a poor Ferdinand

Andy Carroll is a weapon of mass destruction

 

Whether 10billion or 35million

Andy Carroll is a weapon of mass destruction

[Mathewbet1]

Hes scores

he bites

hes f*cking dynamite

suarez .....saurez

[twelvesmallsteps]

Sweet Caroll 9 is one of the cringiest things i have heard in a while. No way will that take off on the Kop. ASBO one for Andy Carrol is decent, can imagine lads having a laugh with that one.

 

I agree with this. Personally I find the Sweet Carroll 9 a bit cringeworthy, but I'll admit the tune is quite catchy. Based on that alone it might take off.

 

I love the the asbo one as well. But, as this thread also suggests, I reckon quite a few will be against using the same tune as for the t****s one. But (again!) as Dave said, the tune is ours and has been since 1965(?) and shouldn't disappear because of a certain you know who.

 

edit: Oh, and there's a few boss other suggestions on this thread, along with some absolutely shit ones as well. But kudos for making a contribution.

[WrongIslander]

Still to the tune of "Johnny Cash - I walk the line"

 

(does this really have to be posted on RAWK to take off? Oh the shame....

 

 

He's five eleven and he turns on a dime

he's got a touch and his all round play's sublime

he's scoring goals for Liverpool all the time

Luis Suarez, *clap clap clap* our Uruguayan

 

We bought this lad, got him at the deadline

you'll try and stop him and fail time after time

a brick shit house we got him from the Tyne

Andy Carroll, *clap* *clap* *clap* our number 9

 

When they're together it's really quite a sight

one's fast as fuck/got the skills and the other blocks out light

and with each goal, they prove Comolli right

this red duo *clao* *clap* *clap* are dynamite

[Hakuna-Matata]

We always knew he was a red carroll carroll

Hes got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll

He punches birds, they burn his house

But we dont care, thats fucking scouse

Andy Caroll Liverpools Number 9!!

 

under ten posts in and we have a winner.

[Hakuna-Matata]

Simplicity is best ..

 

To the old Alan Hansen chant..

 

Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez

Vaya el Pistolero

 

Works for Carroll as well..

 

Andy Carroll

Andy Carroll

Way ayeAndy Carroll

 

if carrol is going to get a song why iye has to be incorperated.

[NathanKnight]

My bro's just told me about this one but not sure if it's been mentioned yet

 

To the tune of "Fog On The Tyne" - Lindisfarne or Gazza depending on your preference

 

"Big Andy Carroll's our nine our nine

Big Andy Carroll's our nine"