SUAREZ and CARROLL song

[scousertony88]

i can think of a classic, neil diamond sweet caroline with the words sweet, carroll 9

 

any other suggestions lad?

[Magic Sponge]

No.

[llego]

Sweet carroll 9 wooh ooh ooh

You have never seemed so good

 

Sweet carroll 9 wooh oh oh

If you dont make it Suarez should

 

Just kidding of course

[Alan Sex]

He's got a wet rat on his head

He's got a big wet rat on his head

He's got a wet rat on his head

Liverpool's number nine!

[scousertony88]

yeah lad or;

 

Sweet Carol-nine, Duh Duh Duh, he scores goals for you and me

Sweet Carol-nine, Duh Duh Duh, he scores goals for LFC

[scousertony88]

We always knew he was a red carroll carroll

Hes got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll

He punches birds, they burn his house

But we dont care, thats fucking scouse

Andy Caroll Liverpools Number 9!!

[JesseRawlins]

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool,

Darling I love you tho' you treat me cruel,

You hurt me and you made me cry

But if you leave me I will surely die.

 

Darling there will never be another

Cause I love you so,

don't ever leave me,

Say you'll never go

I will always want you for my sweetheart

No matter what you do

Oh! Carol, I'm so in love with you.

 

 

too gay ?:whistle:

[bobhorse]

We always knew he was a red carroll carroll

Hes got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll

He punches birds, they burn his house

But we dont care, thats fucking scouse

Andy Caroll Liverpools Number 9!!

 

Now that made me laugh for the first time all day

[bobhorse]

i dont know about that but here is one for Torres

 

His Armband said he was a Red Torres Torres

You Lying Bastard it should have said Torres Torres

We brought you over from Sunny Spain

But you Still fucked us just the same

Fernando Torres You money grabbing Cunt

[bobhorse]

first attempt to Oh' Caroll

 

 

Suarez and Carroll, up front for Liverpool

as players we love you,

your goals they make us drool

Torres, he left to joined another

but hes a fucking fool

cos theres no better team

Than our beloved Liverpool

[the walsh]

class lads

[sr.red79]

i can think of a classic, neil diamond sweet caroline with the words sweet, carroll 9

 

any other suggestions lad?

 

you never thought of that it was on rawk earlier on ye lying twat

[esoteric]

I think the National Anthem of Uruguay is ace and I swear there's a couple of times they sing "Liverpool".

 

[YOUTUBE]C4iPtRUZWko[/YOUTUBE]

 

Plenty of scope for some wordsmith I'm sure.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

His transfer said he was a red, Carroll, Carroll,

You'll never walk alone, we said, Carroll, Carroll

We hope he doesn't go to jail,

But if he does, we'll pay his bail,

Andy Carroll, Liverpool's lu-na-tic.

 

And then on the nananananananana's, segway into this bad boy:

 

(To the tune of "Luis Garcia, he drinks sangria")

 

"He's Luis Suarez, who is Torres?

He came from Ajax to Liverpool!

He's continental & f@ckin mental & he'll bite the f@ck out of you!"

[mypost]

The easy one.

 

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His armband proved he was a red, Suarez Suarez

You'll never walk alone it said, Suarez Suarez

He bought the band from a lad in Spain.

Tall, blonde hair, forgotten the name.

Luis Suarez Liverpool's Number 9

[sr.red79]

The easy one.

 

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His armband proved he was a red, Suarez Suarez

You'll never walk alone it said, Suarez Suarez

He bought the band from a lad in Spain.

Tall, blonde hair, forgotten the name.

Luis Suarez Liverpool's Number 9

he's number 7 mate

[scousertony88]

you never thought of that it was on rawk earlier on ye lying twat

 

i wrote it on rawk you wanker, i haven't got an account cos its impossible to set one up so post things on under my birds account. so go take your face for a shit

[FortressAnfield]

The easy one.

 

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His armband proved he was a red, Suarez Suarez

You'll never walk alone it said, Suarez Suarez

He bought the band from a lad in Spain.

Tall, blonde hair, forgotten the name.

Luis Suarez Liverpool's Number 9

 

Luis Suarez Liverpool's Number 7.

 

Doesn't quite work.

[sr.red79]

i wrote it on rawk you wanker, i haven't got an account cos its impossible to set one up so post things on under my birds account. so go take your face for a shit

sorry hard case

[WrongIslander]

To the tune of I walk the line:

 

He's five eleven and he turns on a dime

he's got a touch and his all round play's sublime

he's scoring goals for Liverpool all the time

Luis Suarez, Our Uruguayan.

 

We signed this lad, got him at the deadline

you'll try and stop him but fail time after time

a brick shithouse, we got him from the tyne

Andy Carroll, our number 9!

[sr.red79]

i wrote it on rawk you wanker, i haven't got an account cos its impossible to set one up so post things on under my birds account. so go take your face for a shit

av caught you out, lying on the internet lol

[Liquid football]

Is this it now? Are we going to have to hear this Torres tune with slightly varying lyrics for all eternity?

[scousechris]

You can tell by the necks he bites, he's a Red a Red, Come and Play for us King Kenny Said, Suarez Suarez, He came to Anfield from Uraguay, don't mess with him or he'll bite you Guy .... He's not Betty he's Liverpools number siete.

 

 

Oh Carrol, Was Kenny a fool? Mike Ashley let you goto Liverpool.... 35 Million, Seems like an Awful Lot, Oh Caroll you better take a shot, Caroll there will never be another, like Torres. Lets beat the Chelski and show them what you've got.

Edited February 1, 2011 by scousechris

[WrongIslander]

I already posted this somewhere but meh:

 

They fight and bite and fight and bite and fight

fight fight fight

bite bite bite

the Carroll and Suarez show.

[Hermes]

 

any other suggestions lad?

 

Carroll singing in January?