Andy Carroll mega-thread

[redsfan]

Love the way the press like to don things like this. How can a club force a player that has potentially kept them up and loved by their fans, be forced to go. Also if they wanted shut they could have easily accepted our bid for 30 million first offer.

 

I could be wrong but doesn't add up. Mind you frig all has added up recent days. Who knows but am made up we have signed him.

[Gym Beglin]

He is injury-proof, which is ace.

The £35m price tag isn't his problem, he can score 1000 goals and people will still question the price tag, so there's no point in worrying about something you can never do anything about.

And I'm sure Kenny's already thought about all this and had a chat with the lad to make sure his head is right. We wouldn't be spending £35m on a player if we had doubts about his mentality.

 

Just realised, we've spent more on a player than the Mancs ever have!

 

Fuck me, what a day.

[redsfan]

Not sure about any of this. Faustus (couple of posts up) says he has to stay with Nolan's mum. I would rather the club kept a closer eye on him and hope we can get him focussed on his football rather than his social life.

 

Agreed but club have always been top notch looking after their players (even vinny conner) tonight when they let him in behind the melwood gates and supplied him with food! Got best man manager as well, in think we can keep his head well and truly focused.

[TheHowieLama]

Takes a hell of alot of pressure off Suarez TBH. We really need one of those two to come good and it wont seem crazy. Better side with the two new boys than with Nando up top on his own.

[WrongIslander]

Apparently told to go.

There are now fears that Newcastle won't see a penny of that 30+M as it will go straight in Ashley's pocket

Don't shoot the messenger.

 

Told to go ? Yeah if you believe that you are as deluded as the Toon fans.

 

Pop quiz

 

20k or 80k?

 

Pardew or Dalglish

 

Ameobi or Suarez

 

He looks like a devestated man, maybe we should set up a charity for him ....

[Mathewbet1]

One way of lookng at it is that we have just swaped Torres for Carroll plus 15m. Does not look too good on paper.

[Guest davelfc]

How long has he left do you know under house arrest or what ever it is?

 

As long as he doesn't go and live with Carra's dad, there's a sit-com on it's own.

[Fugitive]

The more I think I about this signing, the more excited I get. He is a big massive cunt who can score and will give defenders a proper shit time. Linked up with Suarez and we will be a nightmare for defenders.

[TheDrowningMan]

Probably been posted a fuckload of times, but here are his goals so far this season:

 

YouTube - Andy Carroll premier leauge goals so far! Newcastle N0.9

 

Nice variety of finishes - He can be a true complete striker if he manages to screw his head on straight.

[redsfan]

As long as he doesn't go and live with Carra's dad, there's a sit-com on it's own.

 

Haha or as long as he doesn't live with gerrard and go to southport on a night out.

 

I can't help but think gerrard must be at home thinking yeah lost torres but Suarez and Carroll....is right!!

[Jose Jones]

Probably been posted a fuckload of times, but here are his goals so far this season:

 

YouTube - Andy Carroll premier leauge goals so far! Newcastle N0.9

 

Nice variety of finishes - He can be a true complete striker if he manages to screw his head on straight.

 

Close him down Lucas!

 

Should be a threat from corners and set pieces from now on anyway.

[derrickt]

At least we signed a target when carra start hoofing heh :P

[goatboy59]

Under house arrest on Saturdays between 3 and 5.

 

So we should be okay.

[N'Gog I Trust]

Dzeko is better and cheaper, why didn't we go for him?

 

Also, out of interest, would you rather have Dzeko + Tevez or Carroll + Suarez?

[Jose Jones]

Dzeko is better and cheaper' date=' why didn't we go for him?

 

Also, out of interest, would you rather have Dzeko + Tevez or Carroll + Suarez?[/quote']

 

Because we still had Torres when Dzeko got sold and also didn't have the 50 million quid to spend.

I haven't seen enough of either Dzeko or Carroll to be honest to make an assessment.

[TheHowieLama]

Dzeko is better and cheaper' date=' why didn't we go for him?

 

Also, out of interest, would you rather have Dzeko + Tevez or Carroll + Suarez?[/quote']

 

The three other N'gog posters in here are really happy to see you.

[Liquid football]

FFS be happy for once, Great signings forget about the money as the tax man would have taken it and be proud of your club.

 

More in the summer, we are on the up.

 

We are.

 

I've got no time for moaners at the moment.

[ngogswilly]

FFS be happy for once, Great signings forget about the money as the tax man would have taken it and be proud of your club.

 

More in the summer, we are on the up.

 

Here here, I'd rather be overspending on raw talent then sitting waiting for the money to disappear down the swanny to Texas.

 

NESV have shown their intent with these signings, fair play to them. Long may it continue.

[Frankenhooker]

I don't give a fuck how much Carroll cost, the kid is a beast and he puts in a shift. At least he won't be sulking with a face like a smacked ass, like that Spanish kid. People who are complaining should probably remember where most of the Torres money would of went this time last year.

[Skrtel Milk]

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

He was shit in Moonraker.

[Red Phoenix]

He was shit in Moonraker.

 

Hey at least he's sorted his teeth out.

[jamespp]

just realised Kenny made 3 geordie record signings at the time? Beardsley, Shearer(Blackburn) & Carroll

[Jose Jones]

There's no way that guy's a real doctor.

Where's his white coat?

[piscinin]

Probably been posted a fuckload of times, but here are his goals so far this season:

 

YouTube - Andy Carroll premier leauge goals so far! Newcastle N0.9

 

Nice variety of finishes - He can be a true complete striker if he manages to screw his head on straight.

 

I watched that and all I could think of was 'The White Heskey'.