The Hangover Thread

[Sugar Ape]

Why.

 

Why is this happening to me.

 

* sobs *

[Fowlers God]

Last weekend I had 1 cider and this weekend I've had 2 corona so far. I feel worse for it than not drinking.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm suffering like fuck today. Started the proceedings at 2pm yesterday and got home at 4am. Woke up at 6.30 to have a piss and then couldn't really get back into a coma due to the warm humid weather and a fucking fly bugging me. Got out of bed a few times but couldn't find the fucker, eventually got the little bastard though. 

[Hades]

I've become so terrified of hangovers that I drink about 5 litres of water with my booze. I'm pissing all night and the nice, dizzy, drunkenness only lasts for about 45 minutes but it means I sober up pretty quickly and don't have the dreaded waking up feeling like a sewer syndrome.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I've just opened a beer, much to the disapproval of Mrs Pisto who wanted us to drive somewhere for the day. Drive!!! Fucking hell, I'm having problems just trying to sit still. I'm going to get drunk again and put off this hangover until the morning. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Kill me now

[mattyq]

I had a bad one yesterday

Took a late fry up with lots of black pudding and bacon to sort me out.

[Bernard Diomede]

No curry house would deliver at half 12 last night so I rang one through and went round to pick it up on my bike, absolutely smashed.

 

Rode straight into a curb on the way home and landed flush on my shoulder then my face. Woke up and my shoulder is absolutely fucked, can't move my arm.

 

The curry survived though

 

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[Sugar Ape]

On the ale from 2pm yesterday until fuck knows what time.

 

I think I might actually die in the next 30 minutes.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Oh god kill me. Has my belated leaving do with my old work last night. Ended up in smokey moes on Matthew street throwing shapes. I've got to go out again today and feel like throwing up.

[Jairzinho]

I'm booking some internet space in here for tomorrow. Starting in about an hour and I have a terrible vision of finishing mid morning tomorrow.

[Jairzinho]

Jesus titty fucking christ.

[Fowlers God]

10 bottles that new guineas pale ale and up with the boy sinnce 5. Gonna be bacon sandwiches soon before first pre season game later. Gonna come home watch that thing on TV and then order a pizza and catch up on UFC. Fuck hangovers

[ZonkoVille77]

I only had 2 decent sized glasses of red wine last night and I feel wrecked. Getting old is a cunt.

[Mook]

I feel like I've been gang raped by the Harlem Globe Trotters today.

 

Help.

[Captain Turdseye]

I've woken up with a dry mouth and an open beer on the bedside table.

 

Decisions.

[mattyq]

2 days in a row

This is a humdinger

[Original202]

I was out on Friday night and had a few on an empty stomach. Yesterday was mostly a write off and I still feel crap today. Getting to the point where I'm thinking it's just not worth it anymore.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I just don't get hangovers anymore.

 

A few years ago my doc told me to quit drinking altogether, I managed this for about a year and a half but since then I've been back on the booze big style, but amazingly I found that I just stopped getting hangovers.

 

I didn't get to bed until around 4.15am on Friday night / Saturday morning, had been out straight from work (5ish) and was seriously bladdered. Yesterday, I had a commitment to help a mate by doing a full day's labouring for him from 9ish. Fucking hell, that took some doing, but although my body was dead as fuck, my head was as clear as a bell.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Hello old friend. We meet again. You cunt.

[moof]

I love hangover day, got a system with my friend's sister. She makes me wheetabix, rolls spliffs all day, sucks my dick and we watch archer. Hangovers are ace.

[Mook]

I was at a gig last night & managed to blag my way into the VIP section where they had a free bar & a load of Cheerleaders, my missus was with me so I was in stealth perving mode & was drinking bottles of Budweiser (it was all they had) at the speed of light. Needless to say I'm dying today & my boss is in chatty mode as well which isn't helping...

 

Her, "What do you call one of those boards with the clip at the top for clipping paper on to?"

Me, "A clipboard."

 

Not the sort of shit you need when it feels like WW3 is kicking off in your head.

[chris71]

fucking dying. 

[Total Longo]

drinking bottles of Budweiser (it was all they had) 

 

Just escaped a negging there thanks to the bracketed content, mate!

[Mook]

Just escaped a negging there thanks to the bracketed content, mate!

 

I know, it certainly wouldn't be my choice but it was either that or gin & tonic.

 

I'm not one to pass up a free bevvy & the bar where you had to pay had fucking Carling.