The Hangover Thread

[Bjornebye]

Puppy class. Hanging. Fuck sake

[Nunavut Patrick]

Wow. If it's any consolation the hangovers reduce as you get older imo - to be replaced by knackerdness. You just want to sleep - but at least that easier to deal with than a massively bad head

Yep.

 

Also I find a pint of water helps.

 

Pace is important, ploughing into a shedload of pints in a short time is suicide.

[lifetime fan]

Wow. If it's any consolation the hangovers reduce as you get older imo - to be replaced by knackerdness. You just want to sleep - but at least that easier to deal with than a massively bad head

This.

 

But then if I don't have work the next day I always wake up before 8 o'clock which is an absolute cunt.

[Mook]

Today is going to be a struggle.

 

Someone just quoted Stig's picture of his 'breakfast' on the other thread, which hasn't helped.

 

I'm tempted to stick my shirt and tie on the cat and send that cunt into the office, see how he likes working for a living.

[Bjornebye]

Today is going to be a struggle.Someone just quoted Stig's picture of his 'breakfast' on the other thread, which hasn't helped.I'm tempted to stick my shirt and tie on the cat and send that cunt into the office, see how he likes working for a living.

Hahaha!

 

Do it. Tell you what since Stringy posted that about just being tired as you get older, ive not had one. I only had a few thursday night but normally enough to be hanging friday. Nope felt fine. We drove down to her parents in kent and loads of cider and red wine later i was pissed. Woke up slightly hungover but capable to be out of bed by 9, dogs walked and then a bike ride pub crawl in the country. Bbq and more cider and rum saturday night and yesterday I was just tired. Not hungover at all. In bed by half 8 last night and I feel fine today.

[Markmywords]

I've discoverd when you have young kids you feel rank anyway due to lack of sleep. So if you booze on top you just feel more rank but its still fairly normal because rank has become the norm.

 

I've got used to feeling perennially rank whether i booze or not.

[PestiRed]

What Stringers is describing is not the benefit of getting old, it's the cumulated effect of years of alcoholism

[lifetime fan]

I've discoverd when you have young kids you feel rank anyway due to lack of sleep. So if you booze on top you just feel more rank but its still fairly normal because rank has become the norm.

 

I've got used to feeling perennially rank whether i booze or not.

What you're saying is that being a parent drives you drink, right.

[Markmywords]

Nearly

 

What im saying is that if youre a parent you may as well get pissed loads because you're going to feel like shit tomorrow anyway

[cloggypop]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-man-fired-for-drunken-abuse-at-christmas-party-was-unfairly-dismissed-because-of-unlimited-quantities-of-alcohol-on-offer-10359075.html

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-man-fired-for-drunken-abuse-at-christmas-party-was-unfairly-dismissed-because-of-unlimited-quantities-of-alcohol-on-offer-10359075.html

 

10 stubbies and a vodka? Lightweight.

[Beno]

Why is boozing the only thing you get worse at, the more experienced you are at it?

Used to be able to sup all day no problem, now 7/8 pints and the next morning feel like shite and can't remember fuck all about the night before.

[Mook]

I'm still half cut from last night, hangover in the post, special delivery no doubt, which I'll have to sign for & then the postie will twat me over the head with it.

 

I need a drink.

[Furmedge]

My wife is visiting her family next weekend and a few of the lads in work want to do an all dayer on the Friday (we have scheduled a training day that will last until 1pm max). I phoned my ma last night to see if she can have the kids on Friday night so I can get trolleyed which to my joy she agreed to. She then said I need to pick the kids up for 7.30am as she's opening her business at 8am that morning.

 

My plans for a 4am finish with no spouse to piss off as I crash through the door have dwindled with the realisation I'll have two kids aged 3 and 1 to myself all Saturday from 7.30. I suppose it will be a couple of beers, home by 9 with a chippy. The hangover is too much to contemplate.

 

[Fowlers God]

My wife is visiting her family next weekend and a few of the lads in work want to do an all dayer on the Friday (we have scheduled a training day that will last until 1pm max). I phoned my ma last night to see if she can have the kids on Friday night so I can get trolleyed which to my joy she agreed to. She then said I need to pick the kids up for 7.30am as she's opening her business at 8am that morning. My plans for a 4am finish with no spouse to piss off as I crash through the door have dwindled with the realisation I'll have two kids aged 3 and 1 to myself all Saturday from 7.30. I suppose it will be a couple of beers, home by 9 with a chippy. The hangover is too much to contemplate.

You still know it will be a 4 am jobby

[mattyq]

My wife is visiting her family next weekend and a few of the lads in work want to do an all dayer on the Friday (we have scheduled a training day that will last until 1pm max). I phoned my ma last night to see if she can have the kids on Friday night so I can get trolleyed which to my joy she agreed to. She then said I need to pick the kids up for 7.30am as she's opening her business at 8am that morning. My plans for a 4am finish with no spouse to piss off as I crash through the door have dwindled with the realisation I'll have two kids aged 3 and 1 to myself all Saturday from 7.30. I suppose it will be a couple of beers, home by 9 with a chippy. The hangover is too much to contemplate.

Gay

[Furmedge]

You still know it will be a 4 am jobby

Nailed on.

[Furmedge]

Gay

Just old.

[Bjornebye]

In bristol after a stag weekend. Currently sat in the disabled bog in the lobby because im too hungover to listen to anyone speak. I genuinely hope we get nuked today just so I can put an end to this fucking hangover.

[Fowlers God]

In bristol after a stag weekend. Currently sat in the disabled bog in the lobby because im too hungover to listen to anyone speak. I genuinely hope we get nuked today just so I can put an end to this fucking hangover.

I thought it was a hen do from the pics on FB.

[Bjornebye]

I thought it was a hen do from the pics on FB.

You're about as funny as pol pot mate.

[littletedwest]

went to York for a wedding yesterday. I'm fucked today. Even worse waking up feeling like shit realising you have to make your way home.

[manwiththestick]

Was at a works conference last weekend which finished with a free bar at a hotel, drinking from seven to about half two, don't remember getting back to my room, woke up fully clothed on the bed but I did remember my pint of water before bed so was up at nine, fresh as a daisy, had a beroca and done my two hour drive home.

 

At 39 my hangover days are behind me.

[General Dryness]

You're about as funny as pol pot mate.

 

Did a mean mixtape though, old Pol. I reckon I've still got a couple lying around.

[Mook]

I'm at work & I'm fucking steaming, just me in the office, thank fuck.

 

Went to a gig last night & lost the plot a bit, brandy is an awful thing.

 

I might go and tell the hot bird about my prog rock collection at the coffee machine.