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17 hours ago, Elite said:

I always think that if you need other people's  approval to verify your happiness then you aren't actually happy. When was the last time you was having a shag and took a selfie mid-pump? Doesn't happen, well unless you are a modern day Patrick Bateman.

Col?  He’s having a pop here

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On 27/02/2020 at 17:57, Bjornebye said:

Table cunts are the worst. The absolute worst. I've actually had someone ask me if I could move from my table seat as they prefer to travel with a table. I was actually about to say yes because I'm shit like that but it took me a few seconds to comprehend the cheek when the twat in-front of me went "I will" then got up like some fucking hero and ended up sat across from me facing me about 3 rows down and kept looking at me as if I was the cunt. 

 

People who don't move for women and children  are the worst kind of cunts on the planet. 

 

Remember these pair of twats?

 

https://www.gucmakale.com/wp/elderly-couple-slammed-by-pregnant-mom-for-refusing-to-give-up-reserved-train-seats/

 

 

Where did she get her kids from, Mordor ?? terrifying, I'd have left the train let alone the seat.

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On 27/02/2020 at 17:57, Bjornebye said:

Table cunts are the worst. The absolute worst. I've actually had someone ask me if I could move from my table seat as they prefer to travel with a table. I was actually about to say yes because I'm shit like that but it took me a few seconds to comprehend the cheek when the twat in-front of me went "I will" then got up like some fucking hero and ended up sat across from me facing me about 3 rows down and kept looking at me as if I was the cunt. 

 

People who don't move for women and children  are the worst kind of cunts on the planet. 

 

Remember these pair of twats?

 

https://www.gucmakale.com/wp/elderly-couple-slammed-by-pregnant-mom-for-refusing-to-give-up-reserved-train-seats/

 

 

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

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5 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

A massive cunt at that.

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40 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

I was sat at my ( reserved ) table seat on a Chester to Euston train once, and this bloke gets on talking on his phone, then just gestures at me and waves at the seat next to me, and carries on talking on his phone. I didnt move and we left it at that. Cunt.

Wow. Thats how these 'random rampage' murders start. 

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23 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People who sing along to tunes in shops. Was stood next to a fella today who clearly thought the Sinatra song he was murdering should've been a duet.

Playing air guitar along to Are You Gonna Go My Way in Asda would be ok though?*

 

*asking for a friend who may have done this last night

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5 minutes ago, Mook said:

Playing air guitar along to Are You Gonna Go My Way in Asda would be ok though?*

 

*asking for a friend who may have done this last night

That's fine, as is miming the drum fill from In The Air Tonight.

 

It's the mumbling shop singers that get on my tits. Either keep it in your head or - at worst -have the bottle to be a nut job and belt it out like Barry from Eastenders at the bowls. There was an old boy on a bus in London who started singing Danny Boy at the top of his lungs and it was beautiful. 

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Worse than singers are whistlers. I remember being in Tescos once and this old cunt was whistling, what I can only assume, bird impressions. It went right through me, I could hear him all over the store, the annoying irritating bastard.

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5 minutes ago, A Red said:

Worse than singers are whistlers. I remember being in Tescos once and this old cunt was whistling, what I can only assume, bird impressions. It went right through me, I could hear him all over the store, the annoying irritating bastard.

Yes , why do these whistling cunts think it’s ok to annoy the fuck out of people.

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On 28/02/2020 at 02:49, easytoslip said:

This does my head in , the cunts who speak out loud on the train talking business, can I run that through with you , I’ve emailed him/ her, I’ll see you at the meeting, that type of shite. As someone said as if they’re some type of oil magnate or something, usually in a blue suit and brown pointy shoes, sorry if I’ve offended anyone as this seems to be some kind of trend, phone constantly on the ear or tapping away. 

You cant get any ear plugs that shuts them out , them and the crisp eaters.

Trigger suits

 

 

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