Mario Balotelli

[smicer07]

Is he the black guy who has no control over what his feet are doing?

[Red Mist]

Is he the black guy who has no control over what his feet are doing?

That's Djimi Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet.

[Newport]

He's got the same agent as Zlatan, and he's even more of a nutter than the two of them put together. The cunt even mouthed off in the media after Zlatan was dropped for the Stuttgart game. He has pretty much orchestrated all of Zlatan's transfers since he was with Ajax.

[James]

Mario Balotelli bust-up with Vincent Kompany in Manchester City training - pictures | Mail Online

[René A]

What a fucking nutter!!

[Anubis]

They need to correct this bit from...

 

James Milner and Yaya Toure were forced to intervene before the fracas turned really ugly.

 

 

...to...

 

 

James Milner and Yaya Toure were forced to intervene before Kompany kicked his head in.

[Unrighteous]

On the pitch he has bagged nearly as many cautions as goals and off the pitch, he has racked up almost £10,000 in parking fines and his white Maserati supercar has been impounded 27 times.

 

Ha! Is he fucking retarded?

[RoboRiise]

Ha! Is he fucking retarded?

 

No, he's just got enough money that he parks his car where the fuck he likes and pays the £70 fine in the same way as you or I would pay the pay and display ticket (see below). It's a different world, even if he's "only" on £100k a week, ten grand of fines is like me shelling out £30. He may be a massive twat but he's got very good taste in cars though, that Maserati is a lovely set of wheels and not the typical footballer's blingmobile.

 

Mario Balotelli notches up almost £10k in parking fines | Mail Online

 

Diouf is the same*, he's parked his car on fucking Deansgate in Manchester (ridiculously busy main road through the city centre) before now whilst eating at San Carlo.

 

 

 

*For parking I mean not taste, his taste in cars makes Stevie Ireland's look restrained.

[Ginny]

Is anyone else starting to like this guy?

[Deepz]

Is anyone else starting to like this guy?

 

After the way he wound up the Mancs, YES!

 

[Rafiagra]

Always see him driving round Manc city centre in that car. Its awesome and sounds brilliant too.

 

Also say him acting the nob in his R8 a couple of days before he wrote that off.

 

As for footballer-wise, give me Suarez any day of the week.

[Redder Lurtz]

He is absolute fucking shit. He's shitter than Zlatan.

[tenner]

Always see him driving round Manc city centre in that car. Its awesome and sounds brilliant too.

 

Also say him acting the nob in his R8 a couple of days before he wrote that off.

 

As for footballer-wise, give me Suarez any day of the week.

 

He's not a bad player but his attitude is all wrong and yes i would take Suarez over him all day long.

[TheDrowningMan]

I think his erratic moods will probably going to stop him from becoming the player he could, but shit, he's incredibly entertaining off the field. A genuine eccentric, of which there are far too few in football.

 

Super Mario – Balotelli fights crime and gets the girl | Simon Rice | Independent Editor's choice Blogs

 

Italian striker Mario Balotelli, who joined Manchester City last summer, has had a somewhat inconsistent season on the pitch. But off it, the 20-year-old has been providing headlines on a remarkably regular basis, the latest of which involved confronting a school bully.

 

With more tabloid stories than he’s scored goals, you may well have missed some of them. Yet his antics are quickly seeing the striker attain something of a cult status among City fans. So we’ve compiled a selection of the stories here so you can see why they think he’s so Super.

 

Many are impossible to verify, with un-named ’sources’ providing much of the detail. But all of these anecdotes made it to print…

 

When a youngster asked for an autograph outside City’s training ground, Balotelli demanded to know why the boy was playing truant. After the child revealed he was being bullied, Balotelli drove the boy and his mother to the shcool in question so he could tackle the bully himself. He demanded to see the headmaster to make him aware of the issue and then mediated between the two boys to resolve the issue. A source said: “Mario feels strongly about bullying.” Click here for the full story.

 

When Mario spotted the prostitute Jenny Thompson, who was linked with Wayne Rooney, leaving the toilets of a restaurant, he chanted “Rooney, Rooney” before flicking a middle finger at her friends. He then offered to fight one of her entourage. Click here for the full story.

 

At the same restaurant as the above incident a beautiful WAG wannabe walked in. Balotelli shouted ‘Hey!’ with food tumbling out of his mouth. The WAG went over and without saying a word, Balotelli handed her his phone so she could input her number. Click here for the full story.

 

After gambling at Manchester’s 235 Casino, Balotelli walked away with winnings of £25,000. Feeling generous, he gave a homeless man ‘with ginger dreadlocks and a beard’ £1,000. Click here for the full story.

 

Since moving to Manchester, Balotelli has racked up £10,000 in parking fines and had his white Maserati impounded 27 times. Once he was pulled over by the police who wanted to enquire why he had £25,000 in cash on his front seat. Balotelli reorted: “Because I can.” Click here for the full story.

 

Balotelli was ‘bored’, so threw darts at Manchester City youth team players to pass the time. Click here for the full story.

[Newport]

He's still young and has been a successful footballer since he was about 17 or 18, of course he'll get into trouble, but from all the bad things he's done (which are minor things to be honest) the good things he does shows that he has got a big heart in there. Some of his antics has also been made far too much of a fuss about only because he is Mario Balotelli.

[Kozel9]

Why all the hype over a guy who gives the manager/supporters more of a headache than goals?

 

His work rate is close to none, and his goal ratio at city is not even above avg.

 

Yes he has talent, but don't know how to use it, and therefore a player who will become nothing more than a decent footballer at best.

[Unrighteous]

I think his erratic moods will probably going to stop him from becoming the player he could, but shit, he's incredibly entertaining off the field. A genuine eccentric, of which there are far too few in football.

 

Super Mario – Balotelli fights crime and gets the girl | Simon Rice | Independent Editor's choice Blogs

 

Italian striker Mario Balotelli, who joined Manchester City last summer, has had a somewhat inconsistent season on the pitch. But off it, the 20-year-old has been providing headlines on a remarkably regular basis, the latest of which involved confronting a school bully.

 

With more tabloid stories than he’s scored goals, you may well have missed some of them. Yet his antics are quickly seeing the striker attain something of a cult status among City fans. So we’ve compiled a selection of the stories here so you can see why they think he’s so Super.

 

Many are impossible to verify, with un-named ’sources’ providing much of the detail. But all of these anecdotes made it to print…

 

When a youngster asked for an autograph outside City’s training ground, Balotelli demanded to know why the boy was playing truant. After the child revealed he was being bullied, Balotelli drove the boy and his mother to the shcool in question so he could tackle the bully himself. He demanded to see the headmaster to make him aware of the issue and then mediated between the two boys to resolve the issue. A source said: “Mario feels strongly about bullying.” Click here for the full story. I'll vote false

 

When Mario spotted the prostitute Jenny Thompson, who was linked with Wayne Rooney, leaving the toilets of a restaurant, he chanted “Rooney, Rooney” before flicking a middle finger at her friends. He then offered to fight one of her entourage. Click here for the full story. I'll vote true!

 

At the same restaurant as the above incident a beautiful WAG wannabe walked in. Balotelli shouted ‘Hey!’ with food tumbling out of his mouth. The WAG went over and without saying a word, Balotelli handed her his phone so she could input her number. Click here for the full story. I'll vote true!

 

After gambling at Manchester’s 235 Casino, Balotelli walked away with winnings of £25,000. Feeling generous, he gave a homeless man ‘with ginger dreadlocks and a beard’ £1,000. Click here for the full story. I'll vote true!

 

Since moving to Manchester, Balotelli has racked up £10,000 in parking fines and had his white Maserati impounded 27 times. Once he was pulled over by the police who wanted to enquire why he had £25,000 in cash on his front seat. Balotelli reorted: “Because I can.” Click here for the full story. Definitely voting True!

 

Balotelli was ‘bored’, so threw darts at Manchester City youth team players to pass the time. Click here for the full story. I think that I'll vote false here, but wouldn't be surprised.

 

What a character.

[moof]

He's a fucking legend.

 

Wouldn't want him at our club but he's my favourite non-LFC player around atm.

[Ted]

When he's not playing football, he's fucking boss. Proper mentalist.

[RedinSweden]

That vest clip killed me. He seems like a complete nutter.

[AnnaJu14]

That vest clip killed me. He seems like a complete nutter.

 

I wouldn't say nutter - just a thick cunt with a stinking attitude who seems to get by on a footy pitch with a bit of a pace that makes up for an obvious lack of skill.

 

As for the dart incident, if he had thrown it at me I would have quite happily picked it up and stuck it in his temple.

 

Who the fuck does he think he is, some kind of 'untouchable'?

 

I'll give him one more season at Citeh before he's 'moved on'.

[silverlining]

He's really, really, really stupid.

 

To get an idea of just how stupid he is, even amongst footballers, he's considered really, really, really stupid.

[sir roger]

What the stories didn't reveal was that the 'homeless man' was in fact Mick Hucknall wandering past.

[Trumo]

What the stories didn't reveal was that the 'homeless man' was in fact Mick Hucknall wandering past.

 

Well, money's too tight to mention.

[Xherdan]

Mario Balotelli parks where Mario Balotelli likes.