The world of a woman.

[Rico1304]

She's kicking off because someone has 'stolen' her sports bra off the washing line.

 

"It's the most expensive bra I have and it's ugly, they could have at least stolen one of my sexy ones".

(Note to self)

[lifetime fan]

(Note to self)

 

 

My reply of 'you wouldn't mind if it was a pervert with better taste' didn't help the situation.

[Furmedge]

Does anyone else's bird kick off when you put their underwater on the washing line because people "might see what underwear I have".

Yep. Just makes me do it more.

[Furmedge]

My missus could spend £200 in a supermarket and we still wouldn't be able to cobble a tea together.

[Rico1304]

My missus could spend £200 in a supermarket and we still wouldn't be able to cobble a tea together.

But imagine the candles...

[Ranxerox]

Mine's off to visit her parents this weekend in Toronto. Flight was early and she wanted a lift. She insisted on leaving at 5:15 AM even though I said twice that she was cutting it a bit close. "No that's plenty of time to get there" I've long past learned there is no point arguing with her in such matters and just to let her suffer the consequences.

 

Even so I managed to prod her along and we were on the road about 10 min sooner than planned. There's no traffic to speak of at that hour and I took the best route. Still within 10 min she's starting to panic about being late and she's bitching about the route I'm taking and how I'm not speeding and running every light. We got there 5 min before the time she planned on but she bolted from the car in a huff as if she had already missed her flight and it was all my doing.

 

I have a feeling I'll be late picking her up when she gets back.

[Fugitive]

But imagine the candles...

Went to IKEA the other day for some stuff. 2 hours later we left with a trolley fuck of candles and nothing we actually went for.

[Stouffer]

I've never been in an Ikea.

[Scott_M]

Today has taken the fucking biscuit.

 

Our daughter has Ballet on Saturday morning. My wife moves at sloth speed all morning and then is rushing at the last minute.

 

Anyway, we get to Ballet in plenty of time, go to class and then into Leeds for a bit of shopping before I get the coach to the game today.

 

I then get a call just before Birch saying she's not got her keys but she'll call the cleaner and get them from her and hangs up on me before I can offer to get off the coach at Birch so she can come and get the keys and then drop me in Manchester so I could get the train to Anfield and make kick off.

 

She calls back and says the cleaner isn't about could I get off at Birch, which we've just passed. Fucking hell, no I can't, if you'd bothered have listen to me, I'd have sorted this. You can get me at Burton-Wood and take me to Warrington, only she's not having that.

 

My wife isn't thinking straight so I call her Mum to call her and offer to have her and our daughter all afternoon, only I shouldn't have called her Mum and is refusing to go there for the afternoon and would rather go to a hotel or sit outside the house until I get home.

 

Burton-Wood passes and now she starts to moan at me for a girl in my team at work sending me a text message at our Away Day on Thursday night. Fucking hell.

 

If it was just my wife, she'd be made to wait and fucking like it but I'm not having our daughter sat outside all day in her Ballet gear with no food (she has numerous allergies) or her medicine (which she needs daily to function) so I've just got to Liverpool, got a taxi to Lime Street and am now on the train back to Leeds.

 

I've told her the taxi was £7, the train is £33 and my ticket is £43 so she owes me £83, only she's now refusing to give me it, only saying she'll 'contribute'.

 

I'm absolutely furious. It'll be my fault she forgot her key and if she wasn't acting so hysterical or stubborn, we both could have had a nice day. Instead, she's ruined it for both of us and we're likely to have a barney when we get home now.

[Scott_M]

Now she's just text me saying she's upset as she saw somebody get knocked over today. I don't give a shit. I'm upset I've had my day ruined you stupid cow.

 

No doubt the guy getting knocked down will be my fault somehow as well.

[s(k)aturation]

Now she's just text me saying she's upset as she saw somebody get knocked over today. I don't give a shit. I'm upset I've had my day ruined you stupid cow.

 

No doubt the guy getting knocked down will be my fault somehow as well.

 

 

cricfree.tv is your stream.

[manwiththestick]

Today has taken the fucking biscuit.

 

Our daughter has Ballet on Saturday morning. My wife moves at sloth speed all morning and then is rushing at the last minute.

 

Anyway, we get to Ballet in plenty of time, go to class and then into Leeds for a bit of shopping before I get the coach to the game today.

 

I then get a call just before Birch saying she's not got her keys but she'll call the cleaner and get them from her and hangs up on me before I can offer to get off the coach at Birch so she can come and get the keys and then drop me in Manchester so I could get the train to Anfield and make kick off.

 

She calls back and says the cleaner isn't about could I get off at Birch, which we've just passed. Fucking hell, no I can't, if you'd bothered have listen to me, I'd have sorted this. You can get me at Burton-Wood and take me to Warrington, only she's not having that.

 

My wife isn't thinking straight so I call her Mum to call her and offer to have her and our daughter all afternoon, only I shouldn't have called her Mum and is refusing to go there for the afternoon and would rather go to a hotel or sit outside the house until I get home.

 

Burton-Wood passes and now she starts to moan at me for a girl in my team at work sending me a text message at our Away Day on Thursday night. Fucking hell.

 

If it was just my wife, she'd be made to wait and fucking like it but I'm not having our daughter sat outside all day in her Ballet gear with no food (she has numerous allergies) or her medicine (which she needs daily to function) so I've just got to Liverpool, got a taxi to Lime Street and am now on the train back to Leeds.

 

I've told her the taxi was £7, the train is £33 and my ticket is £43 so she owes me £83, only she's now refusing to give me it, only saying she'll 'contribute'.

 

I'm absolutely furious. It'll be my fault she forgot her key and if she wasn't acting so hysterical or stubborn, we both could have had a nice day. Instead, she's ruined it for both of us and we're likely to have a barney when we get home now.

You missed the game so silver linings and all that.

[Scott_M]

You missed the game so silver linings and all that.

In hindsight maybe but not the point.

 

Forgetting keys happens, I get it was an accident, but the way she's behaved like such a Grade A a-hole is what's annoying me most. She had 3 options to sort it out instead she's chosen to piss and moan and go out her way to ruin my day as well.

[Rico1304]

In hindsight maybe but not the point.

 

Forgetting keys happens, I get it was an accident, but the way she's behaved like such a Grade A a-hole is what's annoying me most. She had 3 options to sort it out instead she's chosen to piss and moan and go out her way to ruin my day as well.

If something like that happens a woman's first instinct is to lay blame and moan. A bloke's is to find a solution.

[Lee909]

Take half the money of her and spend it on bourbon

Better than that shite today

[Barrington Womble]

In hindsight maybe but not the point.

 

Forgetting keys happens, I get it was an accident, but the way she's behaved like such a Grade A a-hole is what's annoying me most. She had 3 options to sort it out instead she's chosen to piss and moan and go out her way to ruin my day as well.

 

you're a better man than me scott, i'd have told her to grow up and i'd have gone the match, 

[TheHowieLama]

If something like that happens a woman's first instinct is to lay blame and moan. A bloke's is to find a solution.

 

Speak for yourself...

[Furmedge]

Checked the bank account last night and it seems the summer holidays have taken their toll on the old bank balance, what with trips abroad, new school uniforms (another story entirely, the robbing cunts!), entertaining the kids over the school holidays and days out here and there. We agreed to get back on track because Christmas is coming up and no doubt she'll be looking to blow the money on tat.

 

So from last night until December we're making a conscious effort to only buy essentials, with me even saying I'll knock a couple of work nights out on the head (they're not important and non specific, just a few of the lads going out), thinking I'd lead the way. Obviously she has no intention of following me and I've collared her spending £120 on t-shirts and jeans for herself online this afternoon, and she can't understand why I'm fucking outraged, so is now giving me the silent treatment, because I'm pissed off.

 

They function in a completely unfuckingbelievable manner.

[Ranxerox]

If something like that happens a woman's first instinct is to lay blame and moan. A bloke's is to find a solution.

Is true. I make my coffee in a press but my wife uses a small 2 cup drip machine. The thing makes a load of hissing and gurgling noises which are no more than background noise to me now. Last Tuesday or Wednesday I'm having my coffee and she's gone to do her makeup after starting her machine. She comes out a few minutes later in a panic as apparently she forgot to put water in it (which can ruin it- something she's done before). Of course it's my fault for not noticing it and dealing with it for her. I can't even see the goddamned thing from the living room nor did I notice the "different noises" it was making.

[lifetime fan]

I bought her a £50 bottle of vintage Veuve Cliquot for her birthday.

 

She decided because she'd cleaned all her shit on the floor her side of the bed yesterday when I was on a 24hr shift it was the perfect time to have it.

 

Cunt.

[mattyq]

In hindsight maybe but not the point.

 

Forgetting keys happens, I get it was an accident, but the way she's behaved like such a Grade A a-hole is what's annoying me most. She had 3 options to sort it out instead she's chosen to piss and moan and go out her way to ruin my day as well.

Sorry, mate, but I think you should probably look to yourself rather than your Mrs here

Presumably she's a fully functioning adult person and not mentally disabled or Special needs or anything?

She could and would have sorted this little drama in no time at all left to her devices....was it really necessary to do what you did?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Did you lot get married after one date? I'm not having it that you had a long relationship working out if it was the woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. The secret is marrying someone for what they are and what suits you, not trying to change or mould them into something you want. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I bought her a £50 bottle of vintage Veuve Cliquot for her birthday.

 

She decided because she'd cleaned all her shit on the floor her side of the bed yesterday when I was on a 24hr shift it was the perfect time to have it.

 

Cunt.

Not sure what the issue is here? It was hers wasn't it?

[Sputnik1]

Sorry, mate, but I think you should probably look to yourself rather than your Mrs here

Presumably she's a fully functioning adult person and not mentally disabled or Special needs or anything?

She could and would have sorted this little drama in no time at all left to her devices....was it really necessary to do what you did?

 

 

She's a female, they generally act like children and never accept responsibility. What he did, he did because it would have left his daughter outside for hours. He has already stated that was it just his wife he wouldn't have bothered. Seems reasonable I'd say, I really do not know how most of you cope with what is effectively an adult child in your lives that exists mainly to spend money on tat and moan about everything. Well done to those that got a good one or can tune them out.

 

I might get a dog, yes they chew the furniture and shit on the carpet but at least I'd remain sane.

[Champ]

you're a better man than me scott, i'd have told her to grow up and i'd have gone the match,

Quite right too