What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Scotch eggs are the food of gods and champions.

If they’re done right, they’re the best. Those ones you buy from the supermarket are like a dog toy wrapped in sawdust.

[Jairzinho]

Eggs can take on texture from hardboiled to soft yolk/white. An omelette is altogether different from either of those. 

 

How can you have a plate of smoked salmon without capers and diced egg?

 

Eggs Benedict with the yolk dripping through the muffin and blending with the Hollanidaise?

 

Steak Tartare or proper Caesar salad  w a raw egg?

 

Quiche Lorraine?

 

It doesnt make sense.

 

Diluting the taste of smoked salmon with capers and eggs is probably one of the most disgraceful things I've read on this forum.

[TheBitch]

A full breakfast without eggs is criminal. You deserved that breakfast you got served.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Toast aside, that looks fucking ace.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Gimme. I'll add eggs myself.

[Total Longo]

Eggs can take on texture from hardboiled to soft yolk/white. An omelette is altogether different from either of those. 

 

How can you have a plate of smoked salmon without capers and diced egg?

 

Eggs Benedict with the yolk dripping through the muffin and blending with the Hollanidaise?

 

Steak Tartare or proper Caesar salad  w a raw egg?

 

Quiche Lorraine?

 

It doesnt make sense.

 

 

Raw steak with a raw egg on top of it sounds about as appealing as drinking bleach.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, that's not my thing at all either Longo. I'm sure some people enjoy it but it seems a bit 'I have my steak blue rare' coolness factor about it. I dunno, turns me off completely.

[Elite]

Black tea.

 

I was told I had IBS and had to give up all diary.

 

So you can't eat dates?

[Total Longo]

Yeah, that's not my thing at all either Longo. I'm sure some people enjoy it but it seems a bit 'I have my steak blue rare' coolness factor about it. I dunno, turns me off completely.

 

I like my meat cooked. 

 

And my eggs for that matter. 

[Oh Buoy]

Yeah, that's not my thing at all either Longo. I'm sure some people enjoy it but it seems a bit 'I have my steak blue rare' coolness factor about it. I dunno, turns me off completely.

 

I remember going to France as a kid on one of those "exchange" programmes and on the first night they got all the family around and made steak. I'm not sure they even cooked it as it was in a bath of blood but they all were sat there eating it. Tried to eat some of it and couldn't so tried to use some of the veg/rice to mask out the fucking disgusting taste of blood but they'd laced everything with fucking vinegar. 

 

Worst moment of my life having to be polite to a bunch of cunts who couldn't speak english. What's worse they lived on a farm and pretty sure they'd just butchered the cow for my arrival. Ended up creeping down the stairs at about 1am and going through their fridge for food and juice. That was boss as I just ate all the chocolate/crisps and it was never brought up.

 

When she came over here she my ma's shite cooking where everything is dry, overcooked and bland. You could say it was a similar experience to lifey's disgrace of a breakfast. 

[Spy Bee]

The plate is too small for that quantity of food. 

The bacon looks good.

The sausages look good.

The black pudding looks like it came from Farm Foods.

The beans. What the fuck is going on with the beans?

Is that friend bread, or just non-zebra style toast?

Where are the fucking eggs?

I do like some potato product on my brecky, so props on the hash browns.

 

I'm now hungry.

[General Dryness]

A full breakfast without eggs is criminal. You deserved that breakfast you got served.

This. A full breakfast has three cornerstones - sausages, bacon and eggs. They are the foundation upon which all other additions rest.

 

The holy trinity, if you like.

[lifetime fan]

The plate is too small for that quantity of food.

The bacon looks good.

The sausages look good.

The black pudding looks like it came from Farm Foods.

The beans. What the fuck is going on with the beans?

Is that friend bread, or just non-zebra style toast?

Where are the fucking eggs?

I do like some potato product on my brecky, so props on the hash browns.

 

I'm now hungry.

 

Fried bread.

[TheHowieLama]

Raw steak with a raw egg on top of it sounds about as appealing as drinking bleach.

 

 

 

Done correctly (top shelf ingredients) it is brilliant.

 

Carpaccio as well.

[Total Longo]

Done correctly (top shelf ingredients) it is brilliant.

 

Carpaccio as well.

I'll take your word for it mate. Looks and sounds horrific to me.

[Tony Moanero]

Raw meat and fish is turd.

[TheHowieLama]

Raw fish is turd.

 

 

[Fugitive]

Found the perfect bread for toast... Jackson’s.

 

It’s superb.

[Mook]

Found the perfect bread for toast... Jackson’s.

 

It’s superb.

 

Don't blame it on the sunshine,

Don't blame it on the moonlight,

Don't blame it on the good times,

Blame it on the butter.

[Remmie]

How many times, no no no to hash browns. Yank food.

[Anubis]

 

"Ah, Mr Lecter, your lower intestine and raw egg breakfast entrée with selection of spices. Bon appetit."

[Oh Buoy]

How many times, no no no to hash browns. Yank food.

 

Hash browns are ace. 

 

They can fuck off with their biscuit shit though. 

[TheHowieLama]

Hash browns have been scientifically engineered to get as much potato as possible next to the oil in a fryer. Its a miracle.

 

 

Only the modern wonder that is the Tater Tot supersedes them.

[Tony Moanero]

Homemade hash browns are decent, just not on a fry-up.

[General Dryness]

Hash browns have been scientifically engineered to get as much potato as possible next to the oil in a fryer. Its a miracle.

 

 

Only the modern wonder that is the Tater Tot supersedes them.

Napoleon Dynamite over here.