What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve got a delivery on the way!!!

 

Carlyles Cafe, make me a believer.

[Mook]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve got a delivery on the way!!!

 

Carlyles Cafe, make me a believer.

What's that old saying about doing the same stupid shit over & over & expecting different results?

[Fugitive]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

[Bjornebye]

On 21/07/2022 at 16:24, Simbo said:

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

 

[Fugitive]

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

"I'll have the Rab C Nesbitt" I bet that's piss in that carton. 

[Fugitive]

I’m properly upset. The bastards deserve to be hung for this. It’s looks a fucking disaster anyway but the beans are fucking tipping me over the edge.

 

It’s now at the bottom of the bin where it belongs. Fucking bean juice all over it and totally inedible.

[Mudface]

16 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

Good Christ. Even if you hate beans, at least they'd mask the taste of the rest of the shite they've thrown in there.

 

Edit- I like that they've run a blow torch over the raw sausage at the top there, it's the little things that make all the difference.

[Numero Veinticinco]

The fact they put it all in an easily disposable container that you can immediately dispose of it... that's top class. 

[Fugitive]

[Vincent Vega]

20 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

 

[Elite]

No wonder the British get stick for our cuisine when shit like that is served up.

[Bjornebye]

Anyone heard from him? 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone heard from him? 

His lungs are full of bean juice, so he's suffering with pneumonia.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The egg is done.

[Strontium]

Looks like Baldrick's painting in Blackadder Goes Forth.

[Numero Veinticinco]

49 minutes ago, Elite said:

His lungs are full of bean juice, so he's suffering with pneumonia.

What a way to go. Lucky bastard. 

[TheHowieLama]

18 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

The egg is done.

Pining for the Fjords.

[Anubis]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

 

 

Even as a no-beaner, I find myself compelled to say that the beans may actually be the best thing on that abomination.

 

Alas, poor Egg. You knew the happiness of hitting the frying pan so briefly before your brutal and painful murder. RIP.

[YorkshireRed]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

They obviously misheard you.
 

Thought you’d asked for; “the worst breakfast in the history of breakfasts my good man/woman”.

 

Easily done, I suppose. What with the language difference and all. 

[Trumo]

7 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve got a delivery on the way!!!

 

Carlyles Cafe, make me a believer.

 

7 hours ago, Fugitive said:

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

 

[YorkshireRed]

A Richmond’s Sausage and Hash Brown Sandwich. Lurpack spreadable on the bread. 
 

 

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

A Richmond’s Sausage and Hash Brown Sandwich. Lurpack spreadable on the bread. 
 

 

When are you putting the butter on? I've just been treated for severe dehydration and bad dog aids looking at this picture 

[Remmie]

Also, nice carpet pattern and shants

[Anubis]

Yorkie just seeking attention here. He’s put together a deliberately bad breakfast to get it. We would only comment on genuine good or bad breakfasts.

 

#DownWithFakeBadBreakfasts