What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

"Canning failure"?  

 

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/koo-canned-beans-vegetables-recalled-over-contamination-fears/news-story/ec6ed571fa764881ffa78a95a6d78b03

 

Koo canned beans, vegetables recalled over contamination fears

A wide range of canned foods sold across Australia have been recalled after a “canning failure” sparked fears of contamination.

 

Microbial contamination is behind the product recall for a range of canned foods sold in stores across Australia.

 

The date of manufacture listed on the recall notice ranges from May 1, 2019 up to and May 5, 2021.

 

The product recall targeted Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce...

 

“Consumers should not eat this product..."

[Pureblood]

"Metal shards"

 

https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40819902.html

 

Among the incidents recorded were... metal shards found in baked beans

[YorkshireRed]

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

[DalyanPete]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

Should have flipped the plate and stormed out.

[DalyanPete]

On 14/03/2022 at 16:03, Elite said:

I'd like to thank all my fellow pro-beaners for supporting me in this thread. The anti-beaners tried to discredit me with their negs but it's not worked, beaners unite!

 

I'm with you brother.

[Captain Willard]

8 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

That’s not great. No black pudding, the egg is a disaster and you’ve clearly come out as a pro beaner which is very disappointing as I had you down as one of the decent posters. 

[Remmie]

On 13/03/2022 at 14:45, Bjornebye said:

Best brekkie of 2022 so far. Superb mate. A few little niggles here and there but whats important is that it looks edible and that's a rare thing. God bless you. You don't post enough. 

Negged for complimenting a breakfast on this thread, are you an absolute psychopath? At least have a go at the camera angle or something

[Mudface]

20 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

On the bright side, that place looks like it'll go up a treat.

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

That’s not great. No black pudding, the egg is a disaster and you’ve clearly come out as a pro beaner which is very disappointing as I had you down as one of the decent posters. 

I cleared the plate. The proprietor turned up at my table and offered me 10% off my next stay. It’s the adult equivalent of a lollipop in a little chef for eating everything.

 

I feel I’ve started the day as a high achiever. It’ll be downhill from here no doubt. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

So that’s where Gary Glitters living these days 

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I had high hopes for the breakfast from the nice little B&B I’m in on a work trip.

 

Imagine my disappointment when this was served up on a square plate. 
 

6/10

 

 

It's not hip to be square.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 14/03/2022 at 13:03, Elite said:

I'd like to thank all my fellow pro-beaners for supporting me in this thread. The anti-beaners tried to discredit me with their negs but it's not worked, beaners unite!

 

We are always with you, brother. We might not be loud and brash and crass, but we are the majority. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

We are always with you, brother. We might not be loud and brash and crass, but we are the majority. 

So was Brexit. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

So was Brexit. 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

19 minutes ago, Remmie said:

So was Brexit. 

Indeed. The day the bean dodgers won. 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

We are always with you, brother. We might not be loud and brash and crass, but we are the majority. 

Everything popular is wrong. 

[VladimirIlyich]

There is no way breakfasts can get such high marks when they contain beans. Putting them in a cup is a helpful way of disposing of them into the nearest bin though.

[Bruce Spanner]

I proffer todays evidence in the ongoing case  of style over substance being a curse in the fry up classes, me learned friends, exhibit A for the prosecution…

 
£13.80 from ‘Toast’ in Maida Vale.

 

 

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I proffer todays evidence in the ongoing case  of style over substance being a curse in the fry up classes, me learned friends, exhibit A for the prosecution…

 
£13.80 from ‘Toast’ in Maida Vale.

 

 

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

That would be acceptable for somewhere around £4.

 

Obviously you'd have to remove the fungus & the green stuff as well.

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I proffer todays evidence in the ongoing case  of style over substance being a curse in the fry up classes, me learned friends, exhibit A for the prosecution…

 
£13.80 from ‘Toast’ in Maida Vale.

 

 

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

The green stuff and the ramekin of satan droppings can fuck right off. Toast looks hard and shit, should be on a separate plate normal white bread swimming in butter and cut in rectangles. The beans in the middle of that plate just resembles mid 90's Paul Merson strolling down the beach in Barbados with a can of Skol in his hand and union jack shorts on.

 

I suppose the cost is par for the course in Maida Vale but Fearne Cotton and the lead singer of the Lost Prophets used to drink around there and we all know what he turned out to be. Enjoy prison you fucking trip hazard

[Pureblood]

Maida Vale? Made her puke, more like. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I proffer todays evidence in the ongoing case  of style over substance being a curse in the fry up classes, me learned friends, exhibit A for the prosecution…

 
£13.80 from ‘Toast’ in Maida Vale.

 

 

 

Just fuck off.

 

 

Maida Vale. Made me wail. 

I can imagine the exchange in the kitchen as this was being served up;

 

”I’m not sure this breakfast will consolidate our reputation as pretentious arseholes”

 

”Just wang some cut grass all over it, that’ll do the trick. Oh and charge whoever’s ordered it an extortionate price for the privilege. The customers in these parts will lap up any old bollocks”

 

It’s a shame because, underneath the garden waste, it doesn’t look bad.

 

Breakfast with lawn cuttings, priced at £13.80 = 3/10.

 

Breakfast without lawn cuttings, priced at £4.90 including a pot of tea = 7/10

[Evelyn Tentions]

21 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Everything popular is wrong. 

Having a majority doesn't mean it's right or best, eg Trump, Johnson, most of the Tory party.

[Mike D]

Opens thread.

 

[Pureblood]