The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[stringvest]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

So you literally tore Postman Pat a new arsehole and then proceeded to fill it with your filthy yoghurt?  Fucking hell.

 

It must have taken your mum ages to knit that as well.  

 

Knit one pearl one.

[Champ]

I Always enjoy songs by Erasure.

One of the best gigs I ever went to

[Trumo]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

Fucking wool.

[Bjornebye]

I think this was absolutely brilliant and sometimes watch it if I'm on a downer

 

[General Dryness]

Nets full of porn mate, surely you could find something better than that to knock one out to.

[Bjornebye]

Nets full of porn mate, surely you could find something better than that to knock one out to.

 

Seen it all. This comes from a new angle. 

 

"I dreamed a dreeeeam"   yeah, of my cock 

[Tony Moanero]

I have occasionally agreed with Stronts and Code

Where the fuck is Code?

[Bjornebye]

Where the fuck is Code?

 

They all got banned. 

[halewood pete]

They all got banned. 

Ha ha ha! Ace

[lifetime fan]

I'm a Rod Stewart fan.

[manwiththestick]

I want to go to Reading / Leeds next year to watch Blink 182. Again.

[Remmie]

I turned down a threesome the other night. With 2 girls that is.

[stringvest]

You've let your friends down, you've let the forum down, but most of all you've let yourself down. 50 years from now you'll regret that night.

[Remmie]

You've let your friends down, you've let the forum down, but most of all you've let yourself down. 50 years from now you'll regret that night.

Blink 182 aren't that bad...

[Bjornebye]

I'm a Rod Stewart fan.

 

fuck all wrong with that Col. 

[stringvest]

There is when he insists on mincing round Bristol in 'figure hugging' leopard skin trousers.

[Bjornebye]

There is when he insists on mincing round Bristol in 'figure hugging' leopard skin trousers.

 

hahahaha 

[stringvest]

[lifetime fan]

There is when he insists on mincing round Bristol in 'figure hugging' leopard skin trousers.

You can remember my works Christmas party do dressed as him.

[Alan Sex]

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his newly ripped twat

 

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he bends over to take your meat in him.

 

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his newly ripped twat.

 

All the birds are singing, he's filled with spunk and minging. Pat feels warm upon your willy, man.

 

Everybody knows his bright red bum, all his limbs will shake as you give it to him

 

Maybe, you can never be sure, you will rock (rock rock) his Ring (ring ring). Right up his back door. (Hee Hee).

 

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his newly ripped twat.

 

All the birds are singing, he's filled with spunk and minging. Pat feels warm upon your willy, man.

 

Everybody knows his bright red bum, all his limbs will shake as you give it to him.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm a Rod Stewart fan.

Shameful but even he wouldnt turn down a threesome.

[Ginny]

After a while of my bird trying to convince me, I finally caved and let her stick a finger up my hoop when I was banging her. It felt great.

[General Dryness]

After a while of my bird trying to convince me, I finally caved and let her stick a finger up my hoop when I was banging her. It felt great.

You've read some of the stuff that people here get up to on other threads, right?

[Trumo]

After a while of my bird trying to convince me, I finally caved and let her stick a finger up my hoop when I was banging her. It felt great.

 

In 3 months time we'll be reading about rusty trombones and Portuguese breakfasts.

[Pidge]

I think this was absolutely brilliant and sometimes watch it if I'm on a downer

 

 

I know, it's amazing that the diaphragm, lungs and vocals chords aren't directly linked to physical appearance...