The drunk thread.

[Jose Jones]

I have been well impressed with myself for old school drinking stamina this weekend. 

Went out on Friday night for a bit of a pub crawl with my dad and a couple of mates and had a few beers so felt slightly dubious on Saturday morning, but not too bad.  Then went out for a mates 40^th birthday (yes, I am getting old) on Saturday.  Started at 6pm, got home about 3am.  The last bar we went to the doorman didn’t want to let me in as he said I looked too drunk, which hasn’t happened in a good 10 years.  He let me in but said I was only allowed one drink.  I had two.  In your face, door bitch.

Had to take my lad to one of his mates 5^th birthday party starting at 9.30am on Sunday, at which I was still rather pissed.  Ate a piece of birthday cake, three cornflake cakes and a load of sweets.  Because of this I had no hangover whatsoever. 

 

Then made it back to the pub by 5pm that afternoon for a few bevvies and some early dinner.  I think I might still be a little drunk now in work.

 

[General Dryness]

I have been well impressed with myself for old school drinking stamina this weekend. 

Went out on Friday night for a bit of a pub crawl with my dad and a couple of mates and had a few beers so felt slightly dubious on Saturday morning, but not too bad.  Then went out for a mates 40^th birthday (yes, I am getting old) on Saturday.  Started at 6pm, got home about 3am.  The last bar we went to the doorman didn’t want to let me in as he said I looked too drunk, which hasn’t happened in a good 10 years.  He let me in but said I was only allowed one drink.  I had two.  In your face, door bitch.

Had to take my lad to one of his mates 5^th birthday party starting at 9.30am on Sunday, at which I was still rather pissed.  Ate a piece of birthday cake, three cornflake cakes and a load of sweets.  Because of this I had no hangover whatsoever. 

 

Then made it back to the pub by 5pm that afternoon for a few bevvies and some early dinner.  I think I might still be a little drunk now in work.

 

 

Is it just me, or does your post look slightly pissed?

[lifetime fan]

Never had port from the fridge before.

 

We're on the third bottle of this and it's heavenly.

 

 

[RoboRiise]

Can't drink port in any kind of quantity, I like the stuff but it's strictly a one glass thing for me.  I've had a couple of Budvars tonight whilst watching the cricket and I'm weighing up whether to have a Jack Daniels or a Jura to round the evening off.  Or both.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Never had port from the fridge before.

We're on the third bottle of this and it's heavenly.

domt mix it with marmite soldiers mate

[bouncebrigade]

I had 10 pints of Guinness last night, for no good reason.

 

There is a good chance I will do ZERO work today.

[lifetime fan]

£10.20 for a fucking pint of cider and a G&T.

[Furmedge]

Had 8 bottles of large Budvar's last night at home, accompanied by some JD honey. Woke up with my head on the hall floor, my body in the living room. Good times.

[Jairzinho]

Jesus titty fucking christ.

[Mook]

I'm still fucking half cut.

 

I love Brandy.

[lifetime fan]

Jesus titty fucking christ.

£10.20 for a pint and a G&T or £14.50 for a bottle of port?

 

It's a no brainer.

[Champ]

£10.20 for a pint and a G&T or £14.50 for a bottle of port?

 

It's a no brainer.

You are gross

[lifetime fan]

You are gross

Why?

[Champ]

Why?

Haha. I was expecting the usual 'thanks' reply.

 

Because, who, apart from alcoholics, drinks port by the bottle? Or is that just me?

[lifetime fan]

Haha. I was expecting the usual 'thanks' reply.

 

Because, who, apart from alcoholics, drinks port by the bottle? Or is that just me?

It was a rugby dinner dance.

[Champ]

It was a rugby dinner dance.

My comment still stands

[lifetime fan]

Me and my harem.

 

 

 

 

 

(Yes I was)

[Champ]

A pig in shit

[cloggypop]

A pig in shit

Bit catty that.

[Champ]

Bit catty that.

Isnt that your saucer of milk?

 

Lifey'll be along in a minute to prove me right

[Bjornebye]

Im fucking hanging

[lifetime fan]

Making the most of my last night with one or two pints of dead cunt.

 

 

[Elite]

Got smashed last night on San Miguel, worst hangover I have had in years today. On the wagon now for a few weeks.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Me and my harem.

(Yes I was)

Clockwise from the left....

 

Yes

Yes

Librarian fantasy defo yes

MILF yes

Two together threesome

Don't do married women

Yes

Maybe

The fella defo would get a reach around

[Bjornebye]

After promising myself all last week that this weekend would be dry, I ended up drunk on Friday then carried it on Saturday. I have that absent feeling today, I feel weak, tired and fragile. I'm fantasising about getting in bed as soon as I get in. I'm not drinking next weekend.