Lampard is better than Gerrard....

[Guest Bandulu]

Two great players.

[Thants]

Why don't you marry him then?

 

Teehee

[Guest The Chimp]

What a nincompoop Malouda is.

[Paul]

Lampard is a top class player, but Gerrard is arguably the best in the world. No comparison.

[Section_31]

I know you'd expect a chav to come out with something like this but I don't know how it's possible to actaully say it with a straight face. The only thing Lampard is really great at is arriving in the box late to score goals, his passing, tackling, stamina are all nothing more than average.

[Hermes]

The only thing Lampard is really great at is arriving in the box late to score goals, his passing, tackling, stamina are all nothing more than average.

 

That's complete bollocks. He is always amongst the top few in the Premiership for number and accuracy of passing. He was also the fittest player in the England squad when they were tested before the 2006 World Cup.

[INTORRESTING]

gerrard is far better and the argument is boring but fat frank is very good

[RedinSweden]

On the eve of a big match he is hardly going to say "I would prefer to have Gerrard but we will have to make do with lampard"

[lfc123]

That made me laugh,not in a million years.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I remember how gutted I was that we lost out on Malouda, as I was convinced he was the player we needed.

 

Even brilliance gets it occasionally wrong.

 

Malouda>Babel

[Fink]

Read that interview as if you are reading one of Christians jokes...

[Nick Leeson]

Lampard covers a lot of ground so I don't think you can question his stamina. Sure I saw prozone stats that said he covered an average of 14km per game a couple of years ago which was more than anyone else within that shower of scummy bastards. Can't knock his ability with a dead ball or his shooting ability either but seriously, if the lad is asked the question does anyone really expect him to say he's not as good as Gerrard?

 

If someone asked Gerrard was Kuyt as good as Messi he'd say "eyyeer, yeah i reckon so".

[mjlfc09]

The only think simular about Lampard and Gerrard is that they both score a lot of goals and both play in the attacking midfield/support striker role for their respective clubs. Other than that Gerrard pisses all over him in tackling, passing, energy, drive and versatality,(Gerrard can play in almost every position and even in goal if he was asked).

[Thants]

'Is Lampard better than Alonso' should be the question. oooooo

[stringvest]

you might as well ask is Lampard better than Reina.

[Lupin]

Bring it on. I'll give you problems in your kidneys. I'm gonna batter your kidneys.

 

Are you Scottish originally then?

[RedinSweden]

Are you Scottish originally then?

 

Funnily enough, yes. But it was a Ron Burgundy quote.

[SpeedyG]

'Is Lampard better than Alonso' should be the question. oooooo

 

Ouch! Can imagine code flinching from here :smile:

[Lupin]

Lampard covers a lot of ground the fucker is so fat so I don't think you can question his appetite. Sure I saw prozac stats that said he covered an average of 14 hectares per game a couple of years ago which was more than anyone else within that shower of scummy bastards. Can't knock his ability with a dead chciken or his shitting ability either but seriously, if the lad is asked the question does anyone really expect him to say he's not as slim as Gerrard?

 

If someone asked Gerrard was Kuyt as good as Messi he'd say "eyyeer, fuck off will yer?".

 

Fixed it for you, Nick :smile:

[Lupin]

Funnily enough, yes. But it was a Ron Burgundy quote.

 

maybe he has Scottish ancestry too.

 

'I battered his kidneys and deep-fried his liver and ate them with a nice McKewan Export...th=th-th-th'

Dr Hannibal McLector

[Anubis]

That's complete bollocks. He is always amongst the top few in the Premiership for drinking and eating of food. He was also the fattest player in the England squad when they were tested before the 2006 World Cup.

 

gerrard is far better and the argument is boring but fat frank is very good at eating cream cakes

 

Lampard covers a lot of different food groups so I don't think you can question his appetite. Sure I saw prozone stats that said he ate an average of 140 pies per game a couple of years ago which was more than anyone else within that shower of scummy bastards. Can't knock his ability with a 14" Deep Pan Cheese Feast or his drinking ability either but seriously, if the lad is asked the question does anyone really expect him to say he's not as good as Gerrard?

 

I've fixed all of your posts for you. No need to thank me.

[Nick Leeson]

Fixed it for you, Nick :smile:

:telloff:

[Woo]

Bring it on. I'll give you problems in your kidneys. I'm gonna batter your kidneys.

 

If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here.

[109_ultra]

I love hearing stuff like this from the opposition before a big game. Kezman done the same a few years back when he said he'd experienced this famous anfield atmosphere and how it was nothing special. A major wake up call is duly coming his way now when Gerrard rips Terry a new one.

[Nick Leeson]

OK stop it now, you're both shit at it. You're not even picking the funny ones.