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WE'VE WON IT 5 TIMES!

TORRES AGREES NEW IMPROVED DEAL

Pity VDS!

Van der Sar- weak when it mattered should have saved Eto’o’s opener. O’shea- looks like Peter Kay after liposuction and frankly plays like him. Ferdinand- still trying to get out of the knot Henry turned him into, oh Rio you know that Messi lad? Well ‘he’s behind you!’ Vidic-Andy (King Edward) Gray said after Sammy ripped him to bits, “he’s having another off day Just like when he came up against Torres at Old Trafford,” funny that isn’t it, two world class strikers two off days! Evra- another non existent player who has been losing his game all season. Carrick- Apparently Sky reckons he ran the furthest at a whopping 10k! did he touch the ball and if not where the bloody hell was he off to in such a hurry? Anderson- arrr good old Predator, if you want to see how not to spend £25m watch his DVD. Giggs- Shouldn’t have bothered getting over the fence at the retirement home, your finished lad for gods sake let it go! Rooney- No doubt had his mind on his pregnant wife as he wondered who the father was, well it cant be him(allegedly) as he can’t seem to finish anything off! Seriously the lad has never turned up when it matters in the big games, it’s all right tormenting Bolton but try doing it against the big guns eh! Ronaldo- Before the game in his interview he hinted he may be leaving Man Utd. He then ran round for ten minutes trying to do everything on his own now after the match he’s hinting he might be off again! You’re a disgrace to any proper Man Utd fan you egotistical, posing, poncy little lady boy. (oh by the way im not a fan of his) Park- nothing nasty to say about this lad as I think he does his best and always seems to get sacrificed when the subs come on. Tevez- errr I will reserve judgement until I see who he signs for! Scholes- as in Giggs the ginger ninja should quit before he really hurts someone. Berbatov- Who! you may ask, do you remember seeing a tall skinny lad with a face on him like a sulky Lithuanian beetroot farmer? Well that’s him and yes he was on the pitch but god only knows what for, A lad who makes Voronin look like Pele while costing the Mancs a good proportion of their increasing debt.

Van der Sar- weak when it mattered should have saved Eto’o’s opener. O’shea- looks like Peter Kay after liposuction and frankly plays like him. Ferdinand- still trying to get out of the knot Henry turned him into, oh Rio you know that Messi lad? Well ‘he’s behind you!’ Vidic-Andy (King Edward) Gray said after Sammy ripped him to bits, “he’s having another off day Just like when he came up against Torres at Old Trafford,” funny that isn’t it, two world class strikers two off days! Evra- another non existent player who has been losing his game all season. Carrick- Apparently Sky reckons he ran the furthest at a whopping 10k! did he touch the ball and if not where the bloody hell was he off to in such a hurry? Anderson- arrr good old Predator, if you want to see how not to spend £25m watch his DVD. Giggs- Shouldn’t have bothered getting over the fence at the retirement home, your finished lad for gods sake let it go! Rooney- No doubt had his mind on his pregnant wife as he wondered who the father was, well it cant be him(allegedly) as he can’t seem to finish anything off! Seriously the lad has never turned up when it matters in the big games, it’s all right tormenting Bolton but try doing it against the big guns eh! Ronaldo- Before the game in his interview he hinted he may be leaving Man Utd. He then ran round for ten minutes trying to do everything on his own now after the match he’s hinting he might be off again! You’re a disgrace to any proper Man Utd fan you egotistical, posing, poncy little lady boy. (oh by the way im not a fan of his) Park- nothing nasty to say about this lad as I think he does his best and always seems to get sacrificed when the subs come on. Tevez- errr I will reserve judgement until I see who he signs for! Scholes- as in Giggs the ginger ninja should quit before he really hurts someone. Berbatov- Who! you may ask, do you remember seeing a tall skinny lad with a face on him like a sulky Lithuanian beetroot farmer? Well that’s him and yes he was on the pitch but god only knows what for, A lad who makes Voronin look like Pele while costing the Mancs a good proportion of their increasing debt.

18 + 5 FACT

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