Who works for the CRB?

[Sugar Ape]

Thanks for the help lads, gonna get me a cup of coffee and try and get it done before sunrise!

[WaltonRed]

I'm doing mine Thursday day.

 

Expect plenty of pleas for help!

[Lupin]

I'm a Detective Chief Inspector and you can all get your trousers on, 'cos your nicked Tinkerbell!

[Lucky Pierre]

Deadline is a week today, putting the finishing touches on mine throughout today and tomorrow. Competencies are a bitch!

[WaltonRed]

I'll need help on the competencies bit so any help would be greatly appreciated

[Woo]

I'm filling out the application form now, what does 'Name:' mean?

 

Cheers in advance.

[Lucky Pierre]

I'll need help on the competencies bit so any help would be greatly appreciated

http://www.crb.gov.uk/pdf/Info%20for%20Candidates%2006022009.pdf

You have that right? After that I'm no help

I'm filling out the application form now, what does 'Name:' mean?

 

Cheers in advance.

I put "Criminal Records Bureau" on that. That's the name of the place isn't it?

[WaltonRed]

I have two equality monitioring forms, one seperate and one at the end of the whole thing.

 

Have you done both or just the one at the end?

[WaltonRed]

Someone PM I need help.

 

I cant do these fucking skill and behaviour one and so on.

 

I dont have the person specification.

[Lucky Pierre]

I have two equality monitioring forms, one seperate and one at the end of the whole thing.

 

Have you done both or just the one at the end?

Just the one at the end. The thing I posted before is a slight help for the competencies

[Section_31]

My mate's currently doing these forms and he said they are a kick in the balls.

He's been a senior IT bod at Liverpool Airport and all sorts of shit, but says he's never seen an application process like this one though.

 

Good luck chaps.

[WaltonRed]

I'm fucked.

 

I dont have the person specification form which says should of been in the recruitment pack.

 

whatever happened to just putting down your qualifications and experience?!

[WaltonRed]

I'm on it.

[The Bugged Out]

i will help you with your form next week, i used to work there for 6 years but moved to the main home office a year ago.

 

unfortunately i am off to a mates funeral now so will be offline for the rest of the day ( and maybe tomorrow if the wake goes on like i expect) pm though and i will help.

[WaltonRed]

Why is there no space for work experience and your qualifications?

 

You wonder why this country is going to the dogs!

[Woo]

I'm fucked.

 

I dont have the person specification form which says should of been in the recruitment pack.

 

whatever happened to just putting down your qualifications and experience?!

 

Recruitment Pack? What's that?

 

I was planning on doing mine over the weekend as I have nothing planned and Liverpool aren't playing.

 

The one thing in my favour is that I'm one of the best bullshitters around.

[WaltonRed]

Recruitment Pack? What's that?

 

I was planning on doing mine over the weekend as I have nothing planned and Liverpool aren't playing.

 

The one thing in my favour is that I'm one of the best bullshitters around.

 

Its mental Al.

 

You dont need a recruitment pack I just flapped as per.

 

You dont put in anything you would normally on an application form.

 

Its based on your answers to certain criteria.

[Woo]

Its mental Al.

 

You dont need a recruitment pack I just flapped as per.

 

You dont put in anything you would normally on an application form.

 

Its based on your answers to certain criteria.

 

Should be a piece of piss then.

 

Q: Some terrorist motherfuckers storm into the building with big guns and bombs and shit, how to you talk them out of it?

 

A: "Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la."

 

Who says you don't learn important shit watching films.

[Lucky Pierre]

Suppose it makes sense as there's only 50 jobs, and a shit load of people will be applying. There's at least 5 on TLW alone, plus S31's mate

[Sugar Ape]

It took me absolutely fucking ages to do mine, if I don't hear back I will be gutted.

Fuck knows why you can't just put in your CV and fill in a normal application form.

[Lucky Pierre]

Should be a piece of piss then.

 

Q: Some terrorist motherfuckers storm into the building with big guns and bombs and shit, how to you talk them out of it?

 

A: "Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la."

 

Who says you don't learn important shit watching films.

Jesus Woo, you'll storm it. You gotta teach me some of that shit!

[WaltonRed]

So you just write a general load of bollocks which must not exceed 200 words in the numbered behaviour boxes with the help of this

 

http://www.crb.gov.uk/pdf/skills%20&%20behaviours%20framework.pdf

 

As for the 5 on here plus S31's mate I know two girls who are applying as well.

 

It'll be in the hundreds of not thousands who apply.

 

How they know what qualifications people have to meet the minimum requirements is beyond me?

 

Surely that would be an easier way of cutting the wheat from the chaf?

[Woo]

So you just write a general load of bollocks which must not exceed 200 words in the numbered behaviour boxes with the help of this

 

http://www.crb.gov.uk/pdf/skills%20&%20behaviours%20framework.pdf

 

As for the 5 on here plus S31's mate I know two girls who are applying as well.

 

It'll be in the hundreds of not thousands who apply.

 

How they know what qualifications people have to meet the minimum requirements is beyond me?

 

Surely that would be an easier way of cutting the wheat from the chaf?

 

You don't need at least a C in English to be able to read and write though.....Oh yeah, I see now.

[Lucky Pierre]

So you just write a general load of bollocks which must not exceed 200 words in the numbered behaviour boxes with the help of this

 

http://www.crb.gov.uk/pdf/skills%20&%20behaviours%20framework.pdf

 

Basically, yeah. It's like in interviews when they say "Tell me a time when....."

[Baresi]

Suppose it makes sense as there's only 50 jobs, and a shit load of people will be applying. There's at least 5 on TLW alone, plus S31's mate

 

We (CRB) are expecting 2000 plus applications.